You're not cool!

[OPOC1L1PSE]

I don't know why you think you are, but you're not cool. Seriously, just accept it because now it's just sad. You were never cool, you're not cool now and you never will be cool. End of story. Kthxbai :*

[KazuhLLL]

What is this, a facebook status?

[PhoenixPrime]

This serves, literally, no purpose.

[Gargoyle]

No! He rights!

Phoenix, you aint cool yo!

[Spartanbh]

My mom always told me I was the coolest person she knew :(

[JamiDJ]

My mom always told me I was the coolest person she knew :(

[Graycochea]

I totally am cool! Not only am I the coolest person of all time, I'm also the most awesome person of all time.

[xxXENOPIRATExx]

i was cooler than chuck norris, but then i took an arrow to the knee.

[silversleek]

bitch please, i am amazing

[Nicholas Sapien]

bitch please, i am amazing

you are the only one that thinks that

[Zucav]

Dis foo takn' shit bout' mah bokz.
I swur eye kul ass shit hoemi. Mah mom ma sai I basky da shit and dat eye supa pro at alo.
u don evn no me foo.
bak up

[OPOC1L1PSE]

I like how you can tell who the boring, dismal people are and those who can see a joke in THE SPAM BOX just by their posts in reply. Hilarious.

[UnicornFetus]

Pox, your serenading voice echos throughout my home at night.. Are you there, my dear?