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Prof Blastoise
04-05-2013, 05:08 PM
Chapter 3: "HighLight"

Guzzie had successfully started the suppression of CorbiN' the Boyz members by punching Gingie's baby head, and making him fucking stupid. Guzzie looked down at his hit list and decided to go after Taylor next. He got out of his pretend doctor coat, and washed the blood his hands from punching Gingie, and hopped in his Chrysler Sebring and moved on to find Taylor.

In the past life Taylor was a proud member of the CorbiN' the Boyz council. Here, they made the laws and made sure everything was fucking amazing in the universe. He had served in many wars in the name of CorbiN' the Boyz and eventually became general of the military. They eventually called him General Highlight because he used a highlighter to kill 92 of Anarchy's rebels by stabbing them int he belly button. He then took the highlighter after knocked Anarchy unconscious and drew a yellow penis on his forehead. The reason being because Taylor believed that BlackHawk (an Asian) and Anarchy were having a sexual relationship. A humiliating defeat for Sparta and a glorious victory for General Highlight and CorbiN' the Boyz. Guzzie knew this incredible man must be stopped so he could try and take over the world because Guzzie is a fucking dick.

While Guzzie drove in his laughable car, he stopped at a gas station and picked up massive amounts of candy. At this time Taylor was just a young boy and fucking loved candy. Guzzie drove up to his home and sat in his car outside of his house for weeks. He made note of everything Taylor did and found the perfect time to strike. Since Guzzie is not original at all he watched E.T. to come up with his plan. He laid out a trail of candy for the 4 year old Taylor to follow right into his car. Once Taylor fell for the trick, Guzzie threw a bag over his head and tired him up. Guzzie then proceeded to drive Taylor to an orphanage where he would stay. What ever happened on that drive from Taylor's house to an orphanage, we will never know. But, we must assume Guzzie did terrible things and is a pedophile.

Guzzie latter in life convinced a military family to adopt Taylor and make him join the REDD army. Years later Guzzie, after undergoing massive amounts of plastic surgery to hide his identity from Taylor, moved him into VbD so his plans could continue. Taylor always had a suspicious feeling about Guzzie and had a feeling he was a creepy pedophile (and he probably 100% was.) Guzzie, as always, ruined everything good in the world. Ass hole.

To be continued...

MDMYAY
04-05-2013, 05:59 PM
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Prof Blastoise
04-05-2013, 07:54 PM
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Nigguh I got shit to do bro I cant write all day

UnfoldedFreedom
04-10-2013, 03:52 AM
AMAZING ! LOL irish is proud of you

HighLight
04-16-2013, 09:17 PM
LMAO chrysler sebring