What is the silliest non-swearing insult that you could call someone?

[Maxdoggy]

From the front page of the Internet (Reddit), I bring you amazingness:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1hovli/what_is_the_silliest_nons wearing_insult_that_you/

My favorite by far is "You Nimitz-class Douchecanoe!"

Poop ladle also is hilarious.



You're welcome, FC.

[Spartanbh]

Jive Turkey

[Blackhawk570]

You fucking piece of shit

[Maxdoggy]

You fucking piece of shit

I think you're doing it wrong.

[JEWmanji]

You fucking piece of shit

You're worse than Comcast's customer service

[Savagegxp]

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=WEJJUGJZxpU&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv% 3DWEJJUGJZxpU

You lint licker.

[Graycochea]

You're very skilled at this game and your mother is a classy lady.

It's silly cause no one has ever, or will never say this.

Real one: You're a hob-knocker.

[fearfulpenguin]

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=WEJJUGJZxpU&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv% 3DWEJJUGJZxpU

You lint licker.

What the french toast?? Stinky mcstinkface

[purple gamer 17]

You're a flilly licked, plumed faced, pinicalatoes pie with a drum stick flaggeled had wiper for a face and a tippled cross flux tripple trapalon for a leg you piece of cocksnarkle!

[Prof Blastoise]

You are worse than Guzzie.

Top that insult you fuck heads.

[Guzzie]

"You have the awareness of a pineapple"

~GuzzieStyle

[Maxdoggy]

"Well poop on a stick and call me Shirley - you are [insert derogatory statement here (ex: dumb, stupid, terrible like Blackhawk, etc])."

-Max

[Blackhawk570]

Your mom is so fat she has a big stomach

[Guzzie]

Your mom is so fat she has a big stomach
Dude, don't talk about Blastoise like that. Uncalled for.

[Coda]

"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you've come unarmed!"