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bazongaman502
02-26-2011, 05:32 AM
so iv noticed some people signitures have quotes that are funny to them... but what is the best one that you have heard here at FC???

Mine has to be about 6 hours ago, but John was telling me you guys posted a thread asking the samething as i just did (but i couldnt/cant find it). So while John was reading them, he noticed they were all about sex and stuff.... and immediatly i spoke up saying: "of course theres going to be a threat like that. Let alone about 90% of FC is guys and we all run on the function of 'Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'n Roll'..."

you guys may not think thats funny, but it was funny as hell right when it happened >.<

So whats yours???

Carpe Vexillum
02-26-2011, 06:22 AM
(Watching RaZ livestream sig artwork.)

"Ok im going to put on my pants and go eat dinner." - Metkil

"Alright." - RaZ

"Gross metty." - Carpe

"Thank you carpe." - RaZ

"What could be taken..."

"You guys are perverts." - Metkil

"I'm wearing shorts." - Metkil

~~~
And last week "That health pack just kicked your ass!"

Nocte
02-26-2011, 07:37 AM
*Funk talking during bootcamp*

EAGLE: Wait Funk shut-up. Just listen.

Gargoyle: God of Ironing Boards, God Sex, God Beer, God of Halo, God of Sand, God of Xbox, God of Trees, (the list goes on....)

*Everyone laughs*

Funk: Yep he's drunk.

II Recanz II
02-26-2011, 10:14 AM
"Hold mah beer." - Gargoyle

Fiery Grave
02-26-2011, 12:13 PM
in a party consisting me, Juggernaut, and Dinner.

"I gotta go have dinner." - Me
"I had dinner about half an hour ago" - Juggernaut
"Dinner you are a whore" - Me

one of those you have to be there to hear how it played out but obviously calling dinner a whore stuck.

Deathhawk
02-26-2011, 12:15 PM
I'm the master of the bomb!

Fiery gets smacked in the face with a grav hammer and dies.

Lol. So many, I forget.

Mi Boys Dinner
02-26-2011, 01:16 PM
in a party consisting me, Juggernaut, and Dinner.

"I gotta go have dinner." - Me
"I had dinner about half an hour ago" - Juggernaut
"Dinner you are a whore" - Me

one of those you have to be there to hear how it played out but obviously calling dinner a whore stuck.
Goddamnit, I was going to put that lol.

Then there's the one where Loco was going to bleach someone's yard. Probably Yehsus's.

Metkil5685
02-26-2011, 02:47 PM
Obligatory.

FC1. Wolf Squad. Epitaph.

(We were set up on the ramps by the smaller lift. One I was on the left ramp, Socialist on the right, and the last two floated between the the two.)

Socialist makes a comment about how all the Reds are going over there. He then asks me how my ramp was.

Me: It's so empty, I'm roasting marshmallows over here.

Bodaciousbaconn
02-26-2011, 03:06 PM
I've never even SEEN bacon that bodacious! ~aDeltaFunction

Look at the bodacity of that bacon!!! ~aDeltaFunction

Bodaciousbaconn
02-26-2011, 03:37 PM
Chilly before the game: Alright, I don't want any random chatter like "ow, that hurt, oh he killed me" or any thing like that. Got it?
Everyone: yep

ChillSquister: Hey guys, go cap....
Bodaciousbaconn: Dude, Halo 1 was an awesome game!
Someone else: I know Right!!!

RENGADE 0F FUNK
02-26-2011, 03:46 PM
Eagle closing his first bootcamp: "alright so does anyone have any questions?"

XplodinCharmander (me on a second fake account faking a scottish accent): "Yea I've got something to say"

Eagle: What's that?

Me (in my normal voice on the same second account): "Eagle, you fucking suck at giving bootcamps."

Eagle: "WAIT, when did funk get in here?"

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Andimion: I have to be completely honest with you, we changed the map in our favor in forge, thats why we won the CTF game on sandtrap 33-1....

Me (as acting FM of REDD Army): ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS??!?!

Andimion: Yea.

Me: ......HIGH FIVE! :D

Nocte
02-26-2011, 04:07 PM
Eagle closing his first bootcamp: "alright so does anyone have any questions?"

XplodinCharmander (me on a second fake account faking a scottish accent): "Yea I've got something to say"

Eagle: What's that?

Me (in my normal voice on the same second account): "Eagle, you fucking suck at giving bootcamps."

Eagle: "WAIT, when did funk get in here?"

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Andimion: I have to be completely honest with you, we changed the map in our favor in forge, thats why we won the CTF game on sandtrap 33-1....

Me (as acting FM of REDD Army): ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS??!?!

Andimion: Yea.

Me: ......HIGH FIVE! :D

haha I was so confused and you saying High Five shows how awesome/fucking horrible of an FM you were....

RENGADE 0F FUNK
02-26-2011, 04:12 PM
haha I was so confused and you saying High Five shows how awesome/fucking horrible of an FM you were....


Best field marshal ever and you know it ;)

Maxdoggy
02-26-2011, 06:50 PM
Best field marshal ever and you know it ;)

Wrong. Larry Morris II was the best feild mushroom ever. He was FM for like a week before resigning cause it was too hard. Lol.


And Fiery's "I'm the Master with the Bomb!" and then getting killed in Grifball was hilarious.


Also, Dinner being a Pink Elite was pretty funny.

Also, the obligatory saying of "MonsterJaaaaaaaammm!" by Iforgetwho everytime Monster Jam was played was awesome as well.

II Recanz II
02-26-2011, 06:53 PM
Every time I SPEAK on xbox...

".........shut up sarge." -Munkie

Deathhawk
02-26-2011, 07:30 PM
Andimion: I have to be completely honest with you, we changed the map in our favor in forge, thats why we won the CTF game on sandtrap 33-1....

Me (as acting FM of REDD Army): ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS??!?!

Andimion: Yea.

Me: ......HIGH FIVE! :D

I remember this! Ahahaha that was hilarious rob was like... what.?

OzzyIzSick
02-26-2011, 07:41 PM
Andimion: I have to be completely honest with you, we changed the map in our favor in forge, thats why we won the CTF game on sandtrap 33-1....

Me (as acting FM of REDD Army): ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS??!?!

Andimion: Yea.

Me: ......HIGH FIVE! :D


Hehehe... I remember that

AftershocK
02-26-2011, 07:41 PM
me- "these convenant are try hards"
from halo 3 firefight with loco and yehsus

Andimion
02-26-2011, 07:43 PM
As a Correction to Renegade. We didnt get the 33-1 flag caps because of the doctoring. lol We got them because we took the enemy elephant to our elephant and kept grabbing and capping. lol We had 2 guys doing it while the rest of the team defended us. lol The doctoring had nothing to do with the victory.

But yes, the best field marshal ever would ask for a high five for something fucked up. -_-' lol

Nocte
02-26-2011, 07:51 PM
Just today in bootcamp.

Toxic - "WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FLAG!!!??........... Oh I turned the wrong way." ^.^

Andimion
02-26-2011, 07:56 PM
Eagle - " Can I start please "
Gargoyle - " Again?!? I know one record your breaking here, most restarts... "

OzzyIzSick
02-26-2011, 08:05 PM
^aha, its that the obstical course thing? I made mine joke and still got 1:15

Maxdoggy
02-26-2011, 08:32 PM
I and two others got 1:12 on that course. Kuhblam got 1:18 and claimed that he had beaten me. Lmfao.

Kuhblam
02-26-2011, 08:39 PM
Uh, false, definitely didn't get 1:18. But that doesn't matter now anyway, because I got 1:10, and then Rob got 1:07, and so I'm going to beat him again... and Max will still be left to the dust. Lmfao.

~Kuhblam

Mi Boys Dinner
02-26-2011, 09:09 PM
Wrong. Larry Morris II was the best feild mushroom ever. He was FM for like a week before resigning cause it was too hard. Lol.

Also, Dinner being a Pink Elite was pretty funny.

Larry: Man, I don't know what to do about being FM.
Me: Resign and be awesome.

Max: Dinner, you have to be the Pink Elite now.
Me: Why me?
Max: Do it.
Me: Okay. :(

Freak: Dinner, go run laps.
Me: Only if you run them too.
Freak: I'm not running laps.
Me: Then we're right back at the beginning, aren't we? <.<

gato
02-26-2011, 09:41 PM
hg

Al Capone111
02-26-2011, 10:20 PM
*Playing snipes in Halo 3 Octagon map*

Ash-"This map is retarded"
Ninja-"No its not. Its a octagon"
Me-"Yeah Ash, retards not a shape"

Ex Zen Mute
02-26-2011, 10:23 PM
I would say the birth of the name Mic Nazi except, I can't remember how it went.
I don't think anyone does.

VerbotenDonkey
02-26-2011, 11:06 PM
Obligatory.

FC1. Wolf Squad. Epitaph.

(We were set up on the ramps by the smaller lift. One I was on the left ramp, Socialist on the right, and the last two floated between the the two.)

Socialist makes a comment about how all the Reds are going over there. He then asks me how my ramp was.

Me: It's so empty, I'm roasting marshmallows over here.

I was just going to quote that lmao xDD

Also, Sean Shady after Metkil and I stealing their Scorpion Tank on Valhalla with 10 seconds left and the score differing by 1: "RUUUUN! JUST FUCKING RUUUUN!"

XxClearSh0txX
02-26-2011, 11:26 PM
Eagle: *Random singing*

Gargoyle: "Gentlemen, our Lieutenant General!"

And in the same lobby...

Gargoyle: "I can't drink water, I'm a vegetarian."

Scarekro
02-26-2011, 11:55 PM
I have to do this for Jugg...

"Balls of steel!"

bazongaman502
02-27-2011, 03:51 AM
"I just bought a new game.... its called... "PENIS!!!".... its supposed to be like totally hard" >.<

i dont remember who said it, but it was funny as hell

LocoCrazy
02-27-2011, 04:49 AM
"Loco. Ima fuckin stab you. kill your mother and rape your father" ~ Coolio

"I dont know...what we're doing here...but im sure...i fuckin hate LocoCrazy the Canadian from Canada" ~ Coolio doing his Christopher Walkin impression

"Shut up? Why dont you go get the gravy spread it on the lawn AND TRY AND MAKE ME!" ~ Yehsus, the one and only

"L-Loco? gimme a hug...gimme-gimme a hug GIVE ME A HUG!" ~ Eri

"Huh?" ~ Gunny

Halodude155 no scoping across headlong "did I hit em?"
"His heads not there...does that count?" ~ Lunar Ravens


"and speaking of assholes look who joined...whats up Coolio?" ~ MadSquirrellyDude

"Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck everybody." ~ Coolio

GhostHammer
02-27-2011, 04:51 AM
And Fiery's "I'm the Master of the Bomb!" and then getting killed in Grifball was hilarious.


Great grifball moment.

Fiery Grave
02-27-2011, 12:38 PM
I don't know why everyone thinks I said "of" I said "with"

Maxdoggy
02-27-2011, 01:53 PM
I don't know why everyone thinks I said "of" I said "with"

I knew you said Master /with/. People be crazy. Lol.

Ex Zen Mute
02-27-2011, 07:01 PM
[Insert random cuss/threat here] -Random People
". . ." - Ash

ChillSquishster
02-28-2011, 12:33 AM
this happened tonight in a game lobby while we were waiting for the invites

Me: I am definately going to do good now

Max or Devin, can't remember which: Why's that?

Me: Cause im eating strawberry shortcake while we are battling

Other: Holy shit theres no way we can lose now

It was funny at the time. Whoever we faced in that first game got to hear me talk about it a little bit

Nocte
02-28-2011, 02:07 AM
REDD HighCom meeting

Andi: We can attack Paradiso now.

Me: Ya but Paradiso is like the red-headed step-child of FC.

*Everyone laughs*

*In Background*
- Funk: I like Red Heads.....

RENGADE 0F FUNK
02-28-2011, 02:25 AM
REDD HighCom meeting

Andi: We can attack Paradiso now.

Me: Ya but Paradiso is like the red-headed step-child of FC.

*Everyone laughs*

*In Background*
- Funk: I like Red Heads.....

I lost my virginity to one :D

oh and:

"Eagle, I'm going to rape your grandmother and pretend like she's my ex." - Me

gato
02-28-2011, 03:10 AM
I lost my virginity to one :D

oh and:

"Eagle, I'm going to rape your grandmother and pretend like she's my ex." - Me

Words can't describe how hard that made me laugh.

The virginity. Not the quote.

Gargoyle
03-02-2011, 11:51 PM
*in high pitched voice*
Imma pee in ya cornflakes

Carpe Vexillum
03-10-2011, 09:56 PM
"So this is the...(Do de do de do) SHUT YOUR FUCKING PHONE OFF!!!" - Zonga to Hazy in bootcamp.

HeavyArms
03-10-2011, 10:38 PM
Me- "This shoe taste fucking gross"
Dinner and Kashik- "What the fuck?"

Mi Boys Dinner
03-10-2011, 10:43 PM
Me- "This shoe taste fucking gross"
Dinner and Kashik- "What the fuck?"

No no no, wrong.

Heavy: Nom nom nom shoe
Me and Kashik: Why are you eating a shoe?
Heavy: BECAUSE IT'S DISGUSTING!
Me and Kashik: ................wtf dude

HeavyArms
03-10-2011, 10:44 PM
Lol Yea :3

LocoCrazy
03-10-2011, 10:50 PM
Eri & Munkie: "So gunny. Hows the boyfriend?"
Gunny "I'M NOT PREGNANT!"
........................
Eri, me and Munkie "what the fuck?

RetRdidMunkie
03-11-2011, 05:08 PM
Eri & Munkie: "So gunny. Hows the boyfriend?"
Gunny "I'M NOT PREGNANT!"
........................
Eri, me and Munkie "what the fuck?

LOLOLOLOLOL! U shoulda heard the rest of it bra. Eri and I were fuckin with him for like 4 hours n he kept sayin even funnier shit. Lmao.

Andimion
03-29-2011, 01:31 AM
Toxic - "Extinct, as in if aliens were to come and ass fuck us."

bazongaman502
03-29-2011, 01:44 AM
"So this is the...(Do de do de do) SHUT YOUR FUCKING PHONE OFF!!!" - Zonga to Hazy in bootcamp.

thats like an everyday activity lol, but that one was fucking funny at the time lmao

HiiMFaTaL
03-29-2011, 02:05 AM
"Hey gunny i heard you like to kiss guys!" fav one

XxClearSh0txX
03-29-2011, 06:24 AM
"Everybody shut the fuck up! Sorry Mom!" -TTK Toxic. =)

LocoCrazy
03-29-2011, 12:08 PM
The following is based on a true story.

7:30ish on a Saturday night at the movie theater Ciniplex Odion. Loco, Andimion, Markix, Valkanator and DarkOmegaZero are all present. Standing in line to buy some pop corn.

LocoCrazy realizes that he is in the presents of his FieldMarshal. Loco turns around to look at his superior, he crouches down on one knee in front of at least 40+ strangers. Andimion finally realizes that Loco is saluting him in the movie theater. Animion face palms himself.

They crew buys their pop corn and find their seats.

The end.


P.S. that really happened.

Spartanbh
03-29-2011, 12:57 PM
"U Jelly?"

Nocte
03-29-2011, 02:07 PM
The following is based on a true story.

7:30ish on a Saturday night at the movie theater Ciniplex Odion. Loco, Andimion, Markix, Valkanator and DarkOmegaZero are all present. Standing in line to buy some pop corn.

LocoCrazy realizes that he is in the presents of his FieldMarshal. Loco turns around to look at his superior, he crouches down on one knee in front of at least 40+ strangers. Andimion finally realizes that Loco is saluting him in the movie theater. Animion face palms himself.

They crew buys their pop corn and find their seats.

The end.


P.S. that really happened.

ohhh I wanna do this....

Hazy
03-29-2011, 02:43 PM
thats like an everyday activity lol, but that one was fucking funny at the time lmao

Perfect example, yesterday I got fed up with everyone saying that, so I called myself on my cell phone and put the ringer riiiiiiight next to the mic.

Ears bled, Rage arised, Hilarity ensued.

bazongaman502
03-29-2011, 03:40 PM
Perfect example, yesterday I got fed up with everyone saying that, so I called myself on my cell phone and put the ringer riiiiiiight next to the mic.

Ears bled, Rage arised, Hilarity ensued.

-_- Fuck you -_-

KillerGUNNY132
03-29-2011, 04:44 PM
"Hey gunny i heard you like to kiss guys!" fav one

Ya know what?

I heard you like to kiss penguins.

Put that in your juice box and suck it.

Bodaciousbaconn
03-29-2011, 05:22 PM
this happened tonight in a game lobby while we were waiting for the invites

Me: I am definately going to do good now

Max or Devin, can't remember which: Why's that?

Me: Cause im eating strawberry shortcake while we are battling

Other: Holy shit theres no way we can lose now

It was funny at the time. Whoever we faced in that first game got to hear me talk about it a little bit

I could have freaking swore I said that.....



"Dude, after Mardi Gras, you should come to the Battles super Fucked Up."

HiiMFaTaL
03-29-2011, 05:45 PM
Ya know what?

I heard you like to kiss penguins.

Put that in your juice box and suck it.

I shall!

Mi Boys Dinner
03-30-2011, 10:07 AM
I shall!

Fatal's quote works perfectly with his avatar
<-

IX NSANE XI
03-31-2011, 02:22 AM
After 2 hours of miss pronouncing over and over,

Rise: Don't worry I realize my corrections.

Woldude: You mean mistakes.

Rise: -_-

AftershocK
03-31-2011, 01:01 PM
The following is based on a true story.

7:30ish on a Saturday night at the movie theater Ciniplex Odion. Loco, Andimion, Markix, Valkanator and DarkOmegaZero are all present. Standing in line to buy some pop corn.

LocoCrazy realizes that he is in the presents of his FieldMarshal. Loco turns around to look at his superior, he crouches down on one knee in front of at least 40+ strangers. Andimion finally realizes that Loco is saluting him in the movie theater. Animion face palms himself.

They crew buys their pop corn and find their seats.

The end.


P.S. that really happened.

lmaoooooo

II Recanz II
03-31-2011, 05:30 PM
"NYPD brah." - Blam

Triple Double
04-02-2011, 07:30 PM
"I live to love, I love to live."

"Now, Believe it or Not. Woman has Man in it; Mrs. has Mr. in it; Female has Male in it; She has He in it; Madam has Adam in it; No wonder men always want to be inside a woman! Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman, why? BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME!"

"Life's like a roller-coaster. Hang on tight and try your best to enjoy the ride because it's over before you know it." -Me

"To succeed, fail. Fail a lot. Then fail some more." -Me

"If you want to grow to be a better person learn from your mistakes and don't be afraid to make them." -Me

"Remember that shit I gave you last week nigga? It's nothing nigga, it's nothin', it's nothing nigga, nigga it's nothing. This shit right here, nigga! This shit right here nigga, right here this shit nigga! This shit right here nigga!....This shit called deaf nigga!"

"That don't even sound attractive, you mean Ima hit it and die nigga?"
"Naw nigga, not death nigga, nigga DEAF! You hit this shit twice, you can't hear nothin'." - Katt Williams

"Every day I'm hustlin hustlin...and that nigga got a peripheral?" - Katt

"There is a chemical in weed called "Fuck it"." - Katt

"It ain't no motherfuckin' drug, I done done the research it's just a plant, it just grow like that....and if you so happen to set it on fire..." - Katt

"It's like synchronized swimming...but better!!!" -Me

"Lots of laught." -Me

"What you doing tonight?" - Me
"Black people stuff." - Roe
"You playing dice, c walkin, rappin in circles and smoking blunts and stuff?" -Me

"If i was a doctor i would tell all the ladies now I want to see your perfectly well pretty vagina back here on monday." - Me

"I was going where you were thinking." -Me

"Why does everybody say 'A.M.P.M.'? There are no periods, it's ampm. Just look at their sign." -Me

"Oh my fucking God!!! Zombie strippers are shooting pool balls out their pussies at each other!!!" -Me

"That was a really nice house. I was looking at the library, the books even looked expensive." -Me

"My names Michelle, for tonight" -Ullrich

"Don't make me cross you over. He's tryin to bounce to my step." -Me

"Get in where you fit in." -K.O.

"Don't talk about it, be about it." -Danny

"You know what it is." -Danny

"Ain't nobody stuffed a to-go box like I stuff a to-go box." -K.O.

"Doctor's say it's healthy to have sex while pregnant." -Ullrich

"Jennaaaee, I was runniiinnn." -Ullrich

"Hey! Taking a shit in the dark is peaceful." -Ullrich

"This things not on E, it's pretending." -Jazz

"I'd marry you, you look so good." -Ullrich

"If your boyfriend wasn't here I wouldn't have to think outside the bun, I'd be in it." -Me

"My eyes are mint chocolate chip ice cream!" "Why don't you eat them?!" "He's trying to tell me to eat my eyes! He's crazy!" -Hearn

"I'm high. I feel like I just got in a fight with a bunch of ninja turtles. I'm high. Donatello kicked my ass." -Hearn

"If someone grabs you there, you're like what the fuck, you got my K9." -Me

"How many masks do you have? I have like two. You have like eleventeen!" -Hearn

"I don't have anymore socks!" "How do you not have any socks?" "I ate them." -Hearn

"I only like syrup where it's suppose to be on." -Tos

"I was high as giraffe pussy."

"When the sun comes out, the clothes come off." -Me

"What is that noise? It's the wind, it's speaking to us. What is it saying? I don't know, I don't speak wind."

"Ooooh my feet are burning! I gotta tippy-toe tippy-toe."

"I'm going cougar hunting." -Me


"It doesn't have three sides or corners, it has more, it polymorphed." -Me

"I like the dog. If he can't eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that." - Hearn

‎"The worst thing you can be is a liar....Okay fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2" - Hearn

"Penis lives a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best firend's a pussy and his owner beats him!"

"You'll never be old and wise if you were never young and crazy."

"Every day you train is judgment day. Each rep, each plate matters.
You don’t make time for talk. All you care about is moving weight.
Nothing else. This is hardcore. This is Animal. Can you handle it?"

Deathhawk
04-03-2011, 09:58 AM
"NYPD brah." - Blam
ohmyfuckingod I remember that! that was when I was hating kuhblam



The following is based on a true story.

7:30ish on a Saturday night at the movie theater Ciniplex Odion. Loco, Andimion, Markix, Valkanator and DarkOmegaZero are all present. Standing in line to buy some pop corn.

LocoCrazy realizes that he is in the presents of his FieldMarshal. Loco turns around to look at his superior, he crouches down on one knee in front of at least 40+ strangers. Andimion finally realizes that Loco is saluting him in the movie theater. Animion face palms himself.

They crew buys their pop corn and find their seats.

The end.


P.S. that really happened.

HAH I remember us cracking jokes about that, I never knew you actually did it lolz

LocoCrazy
04-03-2011, 01:10 PM
I take it to the maximum.

II Recanz II
04-03-2011, 01:39 PM
turrent.

paradisieo.

Bodaciousbaconn
04-03-2011, 01:50 PM
*Looks at sig*

Maxdoggy
04-06-2011, 11:47 AM
"There's no way in hell you Blue scumbags are taking my Penis-Command-Center!"

-Kuhblam, referring to the custom map "Tritan" that is being used in these wars. The map features a command center for a large prototype of a new railgun. Hence, the "Penis Command Center". :P


Oh! I almost forgot! Look at this quote from 2 years ago on our forums when we were talking about North Korea



They're commies.......we dont like commies,

giving Nukes to commies is like giving a rocket launcher to a retard, no good can come from it.

XxClearSh0txX
04-06-2011, 07:17 PM
"I think I just sat on my cat..." -Toxic.

Nocte
04-06-2011, 11:00 PM
SpartanBH "So I was in my accounting class today. haha Jewish joke."

Everyone else in the party *laughs*

Kuhblam
04-06-2011, 11:04 PM
"There's no way in hell you Blue scumbags are taking my Penis-Command-Center!"

-Kuhblam, referring to the custom map "Tritan" that is being used in these wars. The map features a command center for a large prototype of a new railgun. Hence, the "Penis Command Center". :P


Hallowed and sacred ground. You shall not take it from us.

~Kuhblam

Maxdoggy
04-07-2011, 10:37 AM
"Hey guys. I'm back. I just got some soup." - Final Core, during matchmaking after being AFK.

"Who the hell makes soup while playing Halo!??!" - Maxdoggy

Final Core
05-01-2011, 09:52 PM
"Final Core why do you only have one kill?" Me: "I dont know i only fired one shot this whole time"
Another time today
"I AM FC" Forerunner Conflict - Final Core

GhostHammer
05-15-2011, 06:04 PM
Wrong. Larry Morris II was the best feild mushroom ever.

Also, the obligatory saying of "MonsterJaaaaaaaammm!" by Iforgetwho everytime Monster Jam was played was awesome as well.

Gotta love the feild mushroom!


*Playing snipes in Halo 3 Octagon map*

Ash-"This map is retarded"
Ninja-"No its not. Its a octagon"
Me-"Yeah Ash, retards not a shape"

Cried during this entire game I was laughing so hard.


"Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck everybody." ~ Coolio

That's a classic!


The following is based on a true story.

7:30ish on a Saturday night at the movie theater Ciniplex Odion. Loco, Andimion, Markix, Valkanator and DarkOmegaZero are all present. Standing in line to buy some pop corn.

LocoCrazy realizes that he is in the presents of his FieldMarshal. Loco turns around to look at his superior, he crouches down on one knee in front of at least 40+ strangers. Andimion finally realizes that Loco is saluting him in the movie theater. Animion face palms himself.

They crew buys their pop corn and find their seats.

The end.


P.S. that really happened.

Wish I could've seen that, almost pissed myslf reading it, don't even wana now how hard I'd be laughing seing it live.


"U Jelly?"

YESSSS!


turrent.

paradisieo.

OMFG YES!




Ok here's some I remember :P

"DAMNIT RAZ"

Raz at that copy cat wars bootcamp - "I have something to say..."

Snackman90 - "JUST GET TO THE HILL" (Waterworks Battle)

Nightwish Tryouts "Sing me a song" - Raz

Sooo many I just can't quite remember.

Mi Boys Dinner
05-16-2011, 01:00 AM
Gotta love the feild mushroom!


Also known alias, "Mr Hill 30". 27th knows the story.

LocoCrazy
05-16-2011, 01:07 AM
Loco: So a cat falls into a well. A rooster laughs. Morel of the the story is: A wet pussy makes a happy cock

Kuhblam (trying to act smart): Well you see normally I'd have a rooster present while dealing with a cat

Loco: Wait so...the rooster is present or the rooster is a present? Oh! Th rooster is cooked and is a thanksgiving present. So basically, Kuhblam, you're telling me you like steaming piles of cock?

Kuhblm: *laughs*

Andimion
05-16-2011, 09:18 AM
Eagle: Andi, im sorry to have to do this. But, seeing how your rank is now where it is. Another Red member is requesting you run laps after the battles tonight.

Me: I'll make this plain and simple. I have done nothing wrong and committed no disrespect. Therefore im running no laps tonight.

Eagle: Screw it, Clear you're on your own.

Clear: Dammit Eagle!

Me: OH! I SEE HOW IT IS CLEAR! You and me are having words after battles boy.. The only laps i'll be running are me chasing your ass down.. Gonna be a short lap.

PhoenixPrime
05-16-2011, 10:03 AM
"Drink the water!"

- Raz


Yes, I went there

Andimion
05-16-2011, 10:38 AM
Someone- So the fate of the war rest solely in the hands of the Canadians?

Someone else- We're screwed!

* Canadians Win the battle night *

Me- lol U Mad?

PhoenixPrime
05-16-2011, 10:50 AM
Yeah, I was that someone.


"Foot in mouth"

Vestige
05-16-2011, 11:26 AM
-talking about army partys-
Me: no one invites ninja to partys :(
Fuzzy: Thats because your a ninja, how are we supposed to find you?
made me lawl any way xD

Nocte
05-16-2011, 06:43 PM
"You jello?" - Garg

Carpe Vexillum
05-16-2011, 06:52 PM
Thats right, if you've ever played a game with me.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b394/kairian/guidos-bros-douchebags-fratboys-his-password-is-noghettobro-1.jpg

Vestige
05-17-2011, 12:04 PM
Yesterday-
Playing team snipers on hemorrage

Myth: one hit in hill 30
Me: Dude you have been in fc to long when.
Myth: *in a sad sounding voice* I know.

LOL

Nocte
05-17-2011, 12:14 PM
^Quick don't let any of the guys who have been here a really long time see this, or it will be like talking to grandpa about him growing up all over again....

Coolio911911
05-17-2011, 12:28 PM
I came here to say MONSTER JAMMM also.... now that was a tremendous gametype.

Carpe Vexillum
05-27-2011, 12:22 AM
Carpe- "But we could use skype to record for audio for the commentary."

Bazonga - "Yeah but doesn't talking on skype cost something?"

Carpe- "No!!! I could talk to you right now, voice and video, I could show you my wang right now for free!"

Scarekro
05-27-2011, 08:13 AM
Me - "Hey, Garg? Do you think Jugg's colors are gold and red because he works at McDonald's?"

Gargoyle - "I dunno. Lemme ask. Hey Jugg? Are your colors gold and red because you work at McDonald's?"

*Juggernaut proceeds to kill Gargoyle*

Gargoyle - "Hey, why don't you kill Scarekro? He brought it up!"

Jugg - "But he works there too. He knows my pain."

Kuhblam
05-27-2011, 01:10 PM
"You guys know the movie The Green Mile? Add that to a restroom and then you've got what I had last night."

~Kuhblam

Carpe Vexillum
05-27-2011, 01:18 PM
"You guys know the movie The Green Mile? Add that to a restroom and then you've got what I had last night."

~Kuhblam
AHAHAHAHA!!!

Nocte
05-27-2011, 01:28 PM
Funk - Oh hey Eagle.

Me - Anything new?

Funk - Oh ya, Kuhblam said I get to take Clear's spot as Lieutenant.

Me - Are you serious?

Funk - Ya why?

Me - Fuck! FUCK! FUUUUCCCCKKK!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKK KKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love you Funk <3

Bodaciousbaconn
05-28-2011, 12:05 AM
Shadow Asasian: Hey bro, we should so totally go skydiving.

Me: You know Kaleb, Paw-Paw once told me before you were born that you don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice. I never knew what happened to him......


Shadow: But.....He lives in Texas......


Me: Exactly.

bazongaman502
05-28-2011, 12:25 AM
Carpe- "But we could use skype to record for audio for the commentary."

Bazonga - "Yeah but doesn't talking on skype cost something?"

Carpe- "No!!! I could talk to you right now, voice and video, I could show you my wang right now for free!"

i was crying from laughter off of that lmao

Scarekro
05-28-2011, 06:05 PM
Gargoyle

- "Somebody check his hammer for steroids."
- "Okay, I'm going to Bungie. 'Cause I think they gave me a styrofoam hammer."

Andimion
05-28-2011, 08:10 PM
Andimion-Omally AnimeNorth 2011

Omally "Hey are you legal?"
Girl "I'm 15......."
Omally " Oh, never mind. "
Me " Are you fucking serious?! "


Girl " can I get everyone to make a circle please!"
Omally " Triangles are better! "
Me " You are such a troll... "

Sgt Omall3y
05-30-2011, 11:12 PM
Best trolling times EVA

Hazy
05-30-2011, 11:53 PM
Bootcamping a new guy with Ninja. As I begin to introduce myself:

Me: Yup, well I'm apparently corporal of X-Ray.....not much else that I believe you need to care about. So uhhhh yeah Hopes that you have a great time here and I don't piss you off someho-

Ninja: Oh he will. He wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil.

bazongaman502
05-31-2011, 12:29 AM
Bootcamping a new guy with Ninja. As I begin to introduce myself:

Me: Yup, well I'm apparently corporal of X-Ray.....not much else that I believe you need to care about. So uhhhh yeah Hopes that you have a great time here and I don't piss you off someho-

Ninja: Oh he will. He wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil.

just wait till your damn fuckin phone rings -_-

GhostHammer
05-31-2011, 12:56 AM
Andimion-Omally AnimeNorth 2011

Omally "Hey are you legal?"
Girl "I'm 15......."
Omally " Oh, never mind. "
Me " Are you fucking serious?! "

I 2nd this Andi. My runnin back had a motto "If there's grass on the field, play ball".

NOT MY MOTTO HIS DONT EVEN START! =P

Andimion
05-31-2011, 06:14 PM
I 2nd this Andi. My runnin back had a motto "If there's grass on the field, play ball".

NOT MY MOTTO HIS DONT EVEN START! =P

If there is no grass, turn her over and play in the mud. ;)

Carpe Vexillum
05-31-2011, 06:22 PM
If there is no grass, turn her over and play in the mud. ;)
Thats nastay.

bazongaman502
05-31-2011, 06:45 PM
If there is no grass, turn her over and play in the mud. ;)

Andi, i look at you in a whole different way now lmao... omg, i cant believe that was said lol

Vestige
05-31-2011, 07:03 PM
I want to know who this poor girl is you fking scared her now xD

Andimion
05-31-2011, 07:17 PM
It wasnt me that scared her, it was SGT Omally. lol I was just adding to the saying Cody put up. ;) Of course me being 21 and all I dont fucking touch jail bait. Thats dirty. The lowest ill date or have anything with is 17. That alone is still iffy cause there is so much immaturity.

RetRdidMunkie
05-31-2011, 07:35 PM
It wasnt me that scared her, it was SGT Omally. lol I was just adding to the saying Cody put up. ;) Of course me being 21 and all I dont fucking touch jail bait. Thats dirty. The lowest ill date or have anything with is 17. That alone is still iffy cause there is so much immaturity.

I'm 18 baby...

Me+U+Loc+Eri=Superorgy?

Hazy
05-31-2011, 08:03 PM
If there is no grass, turn her over and play in the mud. ;)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_K5IIY6T5-v0/THtMpDeQkTI/AAAAAAAAWgQ/P771ltTpOyI/s1600/batman+spit+take.jpg

Sgt Omall3y
05-31-2011, 11:12 PM
cant forget the drug guy

Drug Guy - Anyone here got any acid or weed?

Me. Ya have a drag on this *Gives him fake cigarette.*

Everyone else tells him its fake. And the girl with him gives me hi five.

Nocte
06-03-2011, 08:57 AM
Me - "John, what did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas?"

Johnkilla - "I don't know what?"

Me - "Cancer."

Johnkilla - "That's just terrible."

RENGADE 0F FUNK
07-07-2011, 11:26 PM
" I FUCKING LOVE PRETZELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!" -Cody

Lightning
07-07-2011, 11:31 PM
Whoa..


OMFG I CAN GET ONLINE NOW!

Nocte
07-07-2011, 11:32 PM
Funk: so Eagle did you know that Syfe went up to Recanz today and told him your CO doesn't do shit you should be my XO.........

Eagle: Funk...... He's kinda right.

Ghost: hahahahahahahaha

Funk: fuck you Eagle

GhostHammer
07-08-2011, 01:31 AM
Eagle: Are you taking a piss?

Ghost: Pardon?

Eagle: Are you taking a piss?

*Long pause followed by toilet flushing*

Ghost & Eagle: Hahahahahahahahaha!

Lightning
07-08-2011, 01:33 AM
Eagle: Are you taking a piss?

Ghost: Pardon?

Eagle: Are you taking a piss?

*Long pause followed by toilet flushing*

Ghost & Eagle: Hahahahahahahahaha!

I do that to people alot without thinking lol

VerbotenDonkey
07-08-2011, 01:46 AM
Guy with only Mic on his team: "Wow, you guys suck you all have mics."

Kuhblam: "How does that make us bad?"

Me: "He's just jealous he's not in our boy band."

bazongaman502
07-08-2011, 01:55 AM
i got one from a few days ago lol (wish i had it livestreamed):

Little kid: *high pitched voice* "STOP KILLING ME!!! IM TRYING TO DO SOMETHING!!!!"

Me: "Shut the fuck up kid."

Little kid: "Thats not nice, that really mean to say."

Me: "You want mean?? YOU THE CUM YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED!!!"

Little kid: *rage quits*

Everyone else in the game: *laughing their asses off*

Maxdoggy
07-08-2011, 10:06 AM
Renegade and GhostHammer were having a deep discussion about the recent "Alien" incursions in London and Jerusalem.

Ghost: Man, fuck this shit!!! I'ma grab my AK-47, my coke, my whiskey, my pizza and get the fuck out of here!!

A few seconds go by...

Ghost: Mhmmmmmmmmmm, this pizza is the shit!

Ghost: Do you guys like pizza? I love this fucking pizza!!!


^Happened Last Night. Ghost may or may not have been intoxicated. :P

Kuhblam
07-08-2011, 10:25 AM
Guy with only Mic on his team: "Wow, you guys suck you all have mics."

Kuhblam: "How does that make us bad?"

Me: "He's just jealous he's not in our boy band."

Haha I remember that! "Bet you wish you were in our boy band now, huh?!"

~Kuhblam

Scarekro
08-07-2011, 05:32 AM
Me: (Reading a bunch of random ass facts) "There are no venomous snakes in Maine."

Ba11z: "....I'm gonna put one in Maine.... just a bunch of 'em."

EriRi 1138
08-07-2011, 06:54 AM
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNecrobump.

Gargoyle
09-15-2011, 07:35 PM
AOV Static "Hey ghosthammer. What are those ships that fly around and make the little noise called?"

bazongaman502
03-28-2012, 05:27 PM
[Last Night in a party with Juggs, UNLUCKY, Mede, and a few others]

Ghosthammar: *Hear him pissing in the toilet.... *mic suddenly turns off

Me: Is Ghost pissing while talking to us?

Ghosthammar: *returns from the piss of a lifetime* Alright im back.

Me: Wtf, Dont you have to curtousy like most of us to piss on the side of the toilet bowel, that way its quieter. Or do you like showing your dominace so the whole fuckin world can hear you.

Ghosthammar: What? I thought i muted my mic.

Me: yeah, halfway through your fuckin piss.

Gargoyle
08-08-2012, 01:14 PM
RESURRECTION!

"Opilcopter, what are you doing?"
"It's opcilipse"
"Ok, but what are you doing Apocalyptica?"
"ITS FUCKING OPCILIPSE!"
"Whoa, chill the fuck out Greg."

[1:39:44 PM] El Gargly: true story
[1:40:10 PM] Poxar του Μεγαλοπρεπούς: *Gasp* Story time?
[1:40:40 PM] El Gargly: once upon a time, I met a girl. Long story short, just call me daddy
[1:40:49 PM] Poxar του Μεγαλοπρεπούς: Yaaaaay
[1:41:18 PM] El Gargly: I know right? How awesome is it to have a dad a year older than you? Think of all the actiivites!

Ghosthammer as FM. "Alright guys, time for our weekly Officer meeting. TO THE WASHROOM!"

Juggernaut9473
08-08-2012, 05:09 PM
some shenanigans in a living dead game

Garg: hey jugs, are your colors red and yellow because you work at McDonald's


me:..................*bet rays garg with a shotgun*

Coda
08-25-2012, 02:39 PM
Not exactly a Halo thing... and no one else was there... but I thought it was funny, and Gargoyle had something to do with it >_>

I'm playing on Skyrim, with the dawnguard DLC...
(bleep bloop) Gargoyle605 (http://fcwars.net/forums/member.php?23-Gargoyle) has come online

immediately, a bunch of gargoyles come alive and attack me

me: DAMNIT GARGOYLE. YOU COULDN'T HAVE STAYED OFFLINE?