"Cortana, wake me when you need me"

[Zeta Crossfire]

http://www.polygon.com/2014/1/16/5315036/report-cortana-actress-to-voice-microsofts-siri-like-voice-feature

Almost time to switch to a windows phone. BECAUSE NOW ITS OFFICIAL!

[VerbotenDonkey]

I still want one for Samuel L. Jackson.

[Maxdoggy]

I still want one for Samuel L. Jackson.

"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE MOTHERF'ING TRUTH, JACKASS!"

"Shut up, Sam. Just tell me what the weather is like outside."

"I DO WHAT I MOTHERF'ING WANT! YA KNOW WHY?! 'CAUSE I'M SAMUEL L." *shuts off phone*

[Silko]

I know what I'm getting with my next upgrade