To the REDDs and BLUEs,

[Mos Deaf]

I write to inform you that by the authority of this Sub-Committee, a fleet has been dispatched to place you under arrest and we expect -

shhhhkkk crackle wharblwharblwharblwharbl

Oh hey there, mates. Name's MosDeaf. That's not important right now. What is important that I just hijacked a transmission from someone who's pissed at you guys. Fighting in wars and such that he's not profiting from? You guys got balls. Now, this dude's destroyed part of my life in the past, and I want nothing other than to make him feel more miserable. So I'll join you in your war. Specifically BLUE.

Why BLUE, you ask? Because I flipped a coin. I don't need to explain that to you. Chances are I'll be hotswapping between armies after every campaign you guys have. Whoops, Mister Angry is wrapping up. Gotta roll. See ya on the battlefield!

wharblwharblwharblwharbl SHKHKHKHUNK

- earn your place in history as mass murderers and lunatics... dear Conflict members.

Sincerely,

The Chairman

[Ominous Solace]

Now this is actually probably one of the best introduction threads I've ever read.

Welcome to FC and I do hope you enjoy your stay.

[Metkil5685]

One look at the avatar and I'm sold.

Looking forward to some jolly cooperation on the battlefield! \[T]/

[Mos Deaf]

Now this is actually probably one of the best introduction threads I've ever read.

Welcome to FC and I do hope you enjoy your stay.

Really? Gee whiz, sir, thanks! I like the part where you complimented a Recruit's introduction compared to the (apparent) last 7 years worth of introductions :D


One look at the avatar and I'm sold.

Looking forward to some jolly cooperation on the battlefield! \[T]/

Got something for ya!
5067

[Legendary Nova]

Now this is actually probably one of the best introduction threads I've ever read.

[VerbotenDonkey]

Well now, this is my kinda man. Welcome to Forerunner Conflict Recruit! If you have any questions, feel free to ask!

[Metkil5685]

Got something for ya!
5067

You. I like you. This is for you.
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/575279

Who ever gets this recruit in their squad better be ready.

[RENGADE 0F FUNK]

Solace! This is the stuff I'm talking about!

Mos def Imposter, you sir keep that attitude up. That's an attitude and writing style that'll help bring tons of freshly goodness to this place!

..Not that there isn't any anyway. We got this guy named Maxdoggy, and he's just the coolest.

[Maxdoggy]

Solace! This is the stuff I'm talking about!

Mos def Imposter, you sir keep that attitude up. That's an attitude and writing style that'll help bring tons of freshly goodness to this place!

..Not that there isn't any anyway. We got this guy named Maxdoggy, and he's just the coolest.

Can confirm. Am Maxdoggy. Totes the coolest.


Welcome to the community, Mos Deaf! Glad to see you joined us from the land of the reddits! Hope you enjoy your time here and I look forward to murdering you on the battlefield! :P

[Mos Deaf]

Now this is actually probably one of the best introduction threads I've ever read.

Welcome to FC and I do hope you enjoy your stay.

Two for two!


Well now, this is my kinda man. Welcome to Forerunner Conflict Recruit! If you have any questions, feel free to ask!

And you're hypothetically my kind of man, too. Thanks! Questions? I got one for ya. When fighting on the battlefield, do you value cover or concealment?


You. I like you. This is for you.
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/575279

Who ever gets this recruit in their squad better be ready.

And you, I like back. Thanks for that :D
Question, sir, when will I be assigned to a squad?

[Ominous Solace]

Really? Gee whiz, sir, thanks! I like the part where you complimented a Recruit's introduction compared to the (apparent) last 7 years worth of introductions :D


Yes recruit, your thread is very well thought out and original. I by far approve and will have to get you into BLUE ASAP!


Also, YOU ARE A SUN BRO!?!?! We must praise together along with Metkil!

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[VerbotenDonkey]

And you're hypothetically my kind of man, too. Thanks! Questions? I got one for ya. When fighting on the battlefield, do you value cover or concealment?

Cover obviously. If you're relying on concealment, you're not in the thick of the fight! :P

[RENGADE 0F FUNK]

Man, this guy would be waaaay better in the Great REDD Empire.

[Mos Deaf]

Solace! This is the stuff I'm talking about!

Mos def Imposter, you sir keep that attitude up. That's an attitude and writing style that'll help bring tons of freshly goodness to this place!

..Not that there isn't any anyway. We got this guy named Maxdoggy, and he's just the coolest.

I'm not an imposter, but I did borrow half of his name. Also unlike him, I'm literally deaf. Pretty sure he doesn't have that going for him. Butt guess what has two thumbs and does? This guy!


Can confirm. Am Maxdoggy. Totes the coolest.


Welcome to the community, Mos Deaf! Glad to see you joined us from the land of the reddits! Hope you enjoy your time here and I look forward to murdering you on the battlefield! :P

So does that make me your Second-In-Coolest Command? Minus the part where we murder each other.


Yes recruit, your thread is very well thought out and original. I by far approve and will have to get you into BLUE ASAP!


Also, YOU ARE A SUN BRO!?!?! We must praise together along with Metkil!

5068

Roger that, Sir. \[T]/


Cover obviously. If you're relying on concealment, you're not in the thick of the fight! :P

Interesting response. I shall document this for future purposes.

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Man, this guy would be waaaay better in the Great REDD Empire.

Sorry, sir. I flipped a coin for this. If you have any complaints, I can mail the coin to you.

After that, you can do whatever you wish to it; melt it, smash it, flash-freeze THEN smash it, dissolve it, or simply yell at it.

But at the end of the day, I'd like it back.

[RENGADE 0F FUNK]

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Sorry, sir. I flipped a coin for this. If you have any complaints, I can mail the coin to you.

After that, you can do whatever you wish to it; melt it, smash it, flash-freeze THEN smash it, dissolve it, or simply yell at it.

But at the end of the day, I'd like it back.[/QUOTE]

You'll get most of it back

[NecroNocte]

Man, this guy would be waaaay better in the Great REDD Empire.

Was really hoping he'd join REDD, but I can respect a man who makes decisions by the flip of a coin.

[Mos Deaf]

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You'll get most of it back


As long as it's over 51%, I'm satisfied.


Was really hoping he'd join REDD, but I can respect a man who makes decisions by the flip of a coin.

Well, I'll be joining REDD after the next Campaign or War, whatever you guys do to piss off that Chairman.

[Maxdoggy]

So does that make me your Second-In-Coolest Command? Minus the part where we murder each other.


No.

Also, I'll still murder you in teh Haloz.

:gun2:

[Spattan177]

Now this is actually probably one of the best introduction threads I've ever read.

Welcome to FC and I do hope you enjoy your stay.

Yes, what the gentleman above said.

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I used to be a BLUE. I was originally a REDD. But the last color I had was BLUE. But as it turns out, inactive elemental BLUE decays into silver. Or white. I like to think of it as silver.

[Silko]

We got this guy named Maxdoggy, and he's just the coolest.

http://36.media.tumblr.com/b3f472ad0d48d3fcf590f44a7 c0e9b87/tumblr_nk90j4iRiY1qc8949o 1_1280.jpg

[Mos Deaf]

No.

Also, I'll still murder you in teh Haloz.

:gun2:

Well, shit. This means war. But like, a Cool War. Because we're, uh, currently fighting an actual war. ...Yeah.


Yes, what the gentleman above said.

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I used to be a BLUE. I was originally a REDD. But the last color I had was BLUE. But as it turns out, inactive elemental BLUE decays into silver. Or white. I like to think of it as silver.

Whoops, missed ya. Three for three!

So tell me, why did you go MIA?


http://36.media.tumblr.com/b3f472ad0d48d3fcf590f44a7 c0e9b87/tumblr_nk90j4iRiY1qc8949o 1_1280.jpg

... I can't determine if you're jealous or the Cool Police.

[RENGADE 0F FUNK]

... I can't determine if you're jealous or the Cool Police.

He's jealous. I never loved him as a child.

[Lol its James]

Welcome to the community brah! I can't wait for you to be in REDD, until then enjoy the pain of 1000 max doggys

[Mos Deaf]

He's jealous. I never loved him as a child.

Yay for neglect!


Welcome to the community brah! I can't wait for you to be in REDD, until then enjoy the pain of 1000 max doggys

Thanks! Well, turns out that I've gathered a lot of attention from the the BLUE High Command, and they aren't exactly keen on my planning to switch sides after the next Great War. At this point in time, it appears that, well, everyone in BLUE High Command obviously has a hard crush on me.

[Lol its James]

Yay for neglect!



Thanks! Well, turns out that I've gathered a lot of attention from the the BLUE High Command, and they aren't exactly keen on my planning to switch sides after the next Great War. At this point in time, it appears that, well, everyone in BLUE High Command obviously has a hard crush on me.

Well don't listen to them, we will be glad to have you!

[Spartanbh]

Welcome to the community MosDeaf; we love seeing people come in with that kind of enthusiasm! Keep it up and have fun =)

[Mos Deaf]

Well don't listen to them, we will be glad to have you!

Sooooo you have a crush on me, too? Jesus, what did I do that made everyone want me :\


Welcome to the community MosDeaf; we love seeing people come in with that kind of enthusiasm! Keep it up and have fun =)

Thanks! And I love watching all the reactions unfold in the aftermath of unexpected enthusiasm! Damn right, I'll have fun. Just promise me one thing, though. You have fun, too. I can't do this all on my own. No, I know, I'm no Superman.

[Spartanbh]

I can't do this all on my own. No, I know, I'm no Superman.

Solid Scrubs reference

[Mos Deaf]

Solid Scrubs reference

It's been stuck in my head for the last 3 weeks because my co-worker watches it whenever we work together.

[Guzzie]

People are free, and often encouraged to experience the community from the other army's perspective. If you would like to transfer to the other side during peace time, it is well within your rights and privileges as a member of the community. War time transfers are a different story however.

[Silko]

He's jealous. I never loved him as a child.

You are a terrible mother!

[Mos Deaf]

People are free, and often encouraged to experience the community from the other army's perspective. If you would like to transfer to the other side during peace time, it is well within your rights and privileges as a member of the community. War time transfers are a different story however.

As much as I want to transfer forces during peacetime to see how fast I can rank up and earn the respect of both sides, I've a feeling I'll be breaking too many hearts in such a short timeframe. Last time I did that, my ex-girlfriend never spoke to me since :p

I can assure you, I'm no deserter nor traitor during war. Unless I accidentally throw a Sticky and team-overkill, then I might be in some shit.

[Lol its James]

People are free, and often encouraged to experience the community from the other army's perspective. If you would like to transfer to the other side during peace time, it is well within your rights and privileges as a member of the community. War time transfers are a different story however.



This entirely, keep to blue for the war and then if you want, change. Then you can have both experiences and see which you want to stay with later on

[VerbotenDonkey]

If only I still participated in the war. :c If I ever come back, I will definitely get in contact with you. c: You seem like the kind of person I would definitely like to hang out with.

[RENGADE 0F FUNK]

As much as I want to transfer forces during peacetime to see how fast I can rank up and earn the respect of both sides, I've a feeling I'll be breaking too many hearts in such a short timeframe. Last time I did that, my ex-girlfriend never spoke to me since :p

I can assure you, I'm no deserter nor traitor during war. Unless I accidentally throw a Sticky and team-overkill, then I might be in some shit.

Until then, we'll enjoy slaughtering you.

[Mos Deaf]

If only I still participated in the war. :c If I ever come back, I will definitely get in contact with you. c: You seem like the kind of person I would definitely like to hang out with.

... Do you not? Why?


Until then, we'll enjoy slaughtering you.

Correction: we'll enjoy slaughtering each other :)

[Nicholas Sapien]

People are free, and often encouraged to experience the community from the other army's perspective. If you would like to transfer to the other side during peace time, it is well within your rights and privileges as a member of the community. War time transfers are a different story however.

only perspective that matters is BLUE

#BLUEisCool

[Spattan177]

So tell me, why did you go MIA?


During my first war I was in the middle of a move, when I got to Utah (awful place, mind you) I ended up moving away from console and towards PC.

[W3z4b1]

... Do you not? Why?

He's too poor to buy us both Xbones. So sad :'C

[VerbotenDonkey]

... Do you not? Why?

Didn't get an Xbox One, bought a gaming PC instead because I thought it was a better investment. Kinda glad because it seems like the One was sort of a flop xD (Although you guys did get Neverwinter now so).


He's too poor to buy us both Xbones. So sad :'C

Do you enjoy the food on the table Weston?! Am I no longer appreciated?! :c Shoulda let that boar get you.

[RENGADE 0F FUNK]

You are a terrible mother!

And you're a terrible daughter!

[W3z4b1]

Didn't get an Xbox One, bought a gaming PC instead because I thought it was a better investment. Kinda glad because it seems like the One was sort of a flop xD (Although you guys did get Neverwinter now so).

3DS is where's it at. <3 Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate



Do you enjoy the food on the table Weston?! Am I no longer appreciated?! :c Shoulda let that boar get you.

Forgive me senpai, at least a make a good boar meat shield for later.