EPIC 3 Word Story EVENT

[bazongaman502]

eventually killed Fez.

[Nicholas Sapien]

Then fuzzy's turtle

[OPOC1L1PSE]

became addicted to

[Maxdoggy]

a substance known

[Mi Boys Dinner]

as extreme Dinner.

[Gargoyle]

But unbeknownst to

[SuRroundeD By 1]

Fuzzy, his turtle . . .

[Nicholas Sapien]

was eaten by

[OPOC1L1PSE]

an extremely heavy

[Gargoyle]

Godzilla chew toy.

[Nicholas Sapien]

Then garg had

[OPOC1L1PSE]

A gigantic yellow

[Nicholas Sapien]

rubber duckie that

[Mi Boys Dinner]

used nuclear missiles

[Lol its James]

To invade russia

[Nicholas Sapien]

and kill reds

[Lol its James]

Because of communisim

[Nicholas Sapien]

because fuzzy was

[Lol its James]

A leader of

[Nicholas Sapien]

Canadian turtles that

[Gargoyle]

supported copyright infrigments.

[Nicholas Sapien]

Then the internet

[Maxdoggy]

decided to revolt

[Nicholas Sapien]

against Myth's plan

[Lol its James]

and overthrow the

[Maxdoggy]

invisible robot army

[Nicholas Sapien]

with one goal

[Gargoyle]

to enslave the

[Nicholas Sapien]

entire hooker population

[Maxdoggy]

including Bob Saget

[bazongaman502]

but Bob Saget

[Nicholas Sapien]

shot and killed

[Maxdoggy]

John Stamos who

[bazongaman502]

has sex with

[OPOC1L1PSE]

a dirty pirate

[Nicholas Sapien]

named bazonga and

[Maxdoggy]

proceeded to try

[Nicholas Sapien]

anal but then

[Maxdoggy]

Fuzzy came back

[Puba]

,joined and smiled

[Nicholas Sapien]

while saying "I...

[Maxdoggy]

am a pretty

[Nicholas Sapien]

good at....(cutsoff)

[Asseroya]

...eating breakfast whilst

[Maxdoggy]

learning how to

(Thanks so much for reviving this! I missed this!)

[Lol its James]

craft a penguin.

[Nicholas Sapien]

But who would

[Juggernaut9473]

Even think to

[JamiDJ]

drive that way

[Zeta Crossfire]

While taking fire

[SneakKiller 8]

from hostile pornstars

[JamiDJ]

in an SUV

[Jam Cliché]

Down Route 66

[JamiDJ]

where suddenly a....

[Jam Cliché]

high speed hedgehog

[JamiDJ]

screamed for his

[Nicholas Sapien]

life when purple

[BubbaBishop21]

roadies pulled out

[Zeta Crossfire]

a 9mm pistol

[Maxdoggy]

that was loaded

[Platinum]

with hamster pellets

[RahzVael]

Made from potatoes

[EagleOne]

and fired it

[Platinum]

at a large

[Asseroya]

Elite eating a(n)

[RahzVael]

Very rotten banana

[Nicholas Sapien]

that it used

[Maxdoggy]

in a strange way

[Asseroya]

To seduce the

[JamiDJ]

one eyed ogre

[Platinum]

with a large

[RahzVael]

Hammer and nail

[Nicholas Sapien]

he plunged straight

[RahzVael]

In his hand

[AbnormallyLilith]

in the wall

[JamiDJ]

and proceeded to

[Platinum]

headbutt baby penguins

[JamiDJ]

and finally threw

[Nicholas Sapien]

up in Platinum's

[JamiDJ]

iced coffee cup

[Platinum]

full of urine

[ItsGettingMessi]

and platinum screamed

[JamiDJ]

wat the hell?!

[Nicholas Sapien]

Then hopped on

[Platinum]

his pink unicycle

[JamiDJ]

and rode to

[Platinum]

his old kentucky

[Nicholas Sapien]

into narnia in

[Silent Arbiter1]

his guass hog

[Nicholas Sapien]

That he won

[Silent Arbiter1]

from entering a

[Maxdoggy]

from winning the

[Silent Arbiter1]

u ruined the

[ArchAngelLloyd]

the monster mash

[Silent Arbiter1]

that Loyd crashed

[ItsGettingMessi]

The table at

[Platinum]

Platinum's bunny palace

[Silent Arbiter1]

made up of

[Nicholas Sapien]

dead hookers that

[JamiDJ]

ate sweet potatos

[Nicholas Sapien]

and cornbread from

[purple gamer 17]

That guys van

[Asseroya]

Which was enticipated..

[Maxdoggy]

with the smell

[Nicholas Sapien]

of Doritos that

[Platinum]

smelled like urine

[Nicholas Sapien]

that platinum messed

[Maxdoggy]

with while he

[ArchAngelLloyd]

polished his small

[Nicholas Sapien]

little tiny banjo

[Maxdoggy]

with a large, disgusting

[JamiDJ]

t-shirt made from

[Platinum]

old man nipples

[Nicholas Sapien]

that was made

[Maxdoggy]

from Bob Saget's

[Platinum]

old and wrinkly

[Maxdoggy]

magical leoplurodon that

[Platinum]

that had a

[Nicholas Sapien]

magical wizard named

[Maxdoggy]

Harry Plopper, a pig.

[Nicholas Sapien]

Then a star

[Guzzie]

Was camo sniping

[Nicholas Sapien]

at Ragnarok, until

[Maxdoggy]

his AC ran

[Guzzie]

Out of juice.

[Platinum]

made from urine

[JamiDJ]

but smelled like

[Freelance]

apple juice that

[JamiDJ]

came in a

[Guzzie]

giant flying saucer.

[Platinum]

Platinum soon realized

[JamiDJ]

that JamieDJ was

[Platinum]

an undercover penguin

[JamiDJ]

working for the

[Platinum]

Penguin armada that

[Nicholas Sapien]

was working to

[Platinum]

eradicate all of

[JamiDJ]

overthrow the next

[Maxdoggy]

NOTE: You guys suck at grammar. I'll continue with Platinum's post:

the galaxies in

[Platinum]

Note: I live in Kentucky...

Nicholas Sapien's anus.

[bl4yze]

happily ever after

[JamiDJ]

until suddenly a

[ArchAngelLloyd]

REDD Fuzzy General

[Nicholas Sapien]

got killed by

[JamiDJ]

a large filthy

[Freelance]

gorilla with excessive

[Silent Arbiter1]

urine samples that

[Maxdoggy]

proceeded to try

[Silent Arbiter1]

to lick a

[THExSPIDERMAN]

Big black hawk

[ArchAngelLloyd]

in close quarter's

[Silent Arbiter1]

combat that would

[ArchAngelLloyd]

make the gods

[Maxdoggy]

wince in pain.

[Nicholas Sapien]

then nick messed

[RahzVael]

Up his pants

[Maxdoggy]

while he was

[Silko]

Eating some cereal

[Maxdoggy]

with his own

[Silko]

Two knees. He

[RahzVael]

Spilled the milk

[Silko]

All over the

[RahzVael]

Many different sheep

[Maxdoggy]

that he had

[Nicholas Sapien]

bought from the

[Maxdoggy]

nearest Adult Store

[Nicholas Sapien]

that Raz owned.

[Platinum]

Seven years later

[Nicholas Sapien]

a idiot named

[Maxdoggy]

Cornelius von Bear

[RahzVael]

Ate the sheep

[Maxdoggy]

that Verboten had

[Kcr33d]

molested because he

[JamiDJ]

was told to

[Maxdoggy]

"have some fun".

[Nicholas Sapien]

and the sheep

[JamiDJ]

sang loudly about

[THExSPIDERMAN]

Big black socks

[Platinum]

and giant white

[Nicholas Sapien]

blocks that she

[Maxdoggy]

had worn when

[Freelance]

she went to

[Maxdoggy]

the local grocery

[JamiDJ]

and purchased herself

[Nicholas Sapien]

a fountain that

[Maxdoggy]

was able to

[Freelance]

spray acid on

[Guzzie]

those that approached

[Nicholas Sapien]

got their dick

[Maxdoggy]

burned into a molten

[Guzzie]

lava-like substance.

[Nicholas Sapien]

Then Maxdoggy licked

[Zeta Crossfire]

His open wound

[Silent Arbiter1]

that came from

[Nicholas Sapien]

the bullet that

[Silent Arbiter1]

passed through his

[Freelance]

urinary tract which

[Nicholas Sapien]

also hit his

[Freelance]

large and deformed

[Nicholas Sapien]

head against a

[Silent Arbiter1]

big metal rod

[Freelance]

attached to the

[AUSTINWOOOOOO]

Government controlled areas

[Nicholas Sapien]

that BLUE controlled.

[Maxdoggy]

CptNick then decided

[Nicholas Sapien]

he would take

[Maxdoggy]

his own pet

[Nicholas Sapien]

and name it

[Maxdoggy]

a Somalian Wild Ass.

[RahzVael]

Made from glass

[Maxdoggy]

, this Wild Ass

[Freelance]

had trouble with

[JamiDJ]

a certain large

[Choca Cola]

soda that would

[Maxdoggy]

randomly overflow with

[Zeta Crossfire]

Dr. Pepper and then

[JamiDJ]

proceeded to flood

[Maxdoggy]

the streets of

[Silent Arbiter1]

New Mombasa Africa

[ArchAngelLloyd]

Elites walked victoriously

[Freelance]

with their swords

[Zeta Crossfire]

in the face

[Nicholas Sapien]

of a dirty

[Maxdoggy]

monster that was

[Nicholas Sapien]

created from the

[Maxdoggy]

dark ether located

[Nicholas Sapien]

between middle earth

[JamiDJ]

was very angry

[Asseroya]

Because of Grif

[Maxdoggy]

's inability to comprehend

[Nicholas Sapien]

calculus but who

[JamiDJ]

really cares about

[Maxdoggy]

the plight of

[Freelance]

the Ewoks that

[ArchAngelLloyd]

colberated with Myself

[Maxdoggy]

and Mythonian to

[Nicholas Sapien]

take over NARNIA

[Freelance]

with shovels and

[Maxdoggy]

giant dildo bats

[Nicholas Sapien]

that max's mom

[Maxdoggy]

beat Nick with.


(Good thing my name isn't Max)

[Guzzie]

A sharp metallic object

[Maxdoggy]

that was named

[Guzzie]

"The Magic Stick".

[Asseroya]

It could make

[Freelance]

anyone cringe when

[Guzzie]

It was waved

[Maxdoggy]

in the direction

[Guzzie]

of Mecca, known

[Maxdoggy]

for its amazing