EPIC 3 Word Story EVENT

[Asseroya]

Unknown burglary of

[Maxdoggy]

a magical leoplurodon that

[JamiDJ]

made everyone shrink.

[Maxdoggy]

These little people

[JamiDJ]

found a way

[Maxdoggy]

into Isenguard so

[JamiDJ]

they could redeem

[Maxdoggy]

their very own

[JamiDJ]

jewel encrusted sword

[Maxdoggy]

made from adamantium.

[JamiDJ]

once the sword

[Maxdoggy]

was finally crafted,

[JamiDJ]

they proceeded north

[Nicholas Sapien]

into stormcloak where

[JamiDJ]

they found Maxdoggy

[Nicholas Sapien]

in fetal position,

[Maxdoggy]

killing dragons that

[Nicholas Sapien]

that were licking

[JamiDJ]

their scales clean.

[Nicholas Sapien]

So max is

[JamiDJ]

hereby exiled from

[Nicholas Sapien]

FC for being

[JamiDJ]

an dumb dog

[Nicholas Sapien]

STUPID DOG YOU

[JamiDJ]

better get out

[Nicholas Sapien]

,but jamie messed

[JamiDJ]

up the whole

[Maxdoggy]

sentence when he

[JamiDJ]

started saying crazy

[Nicholas Sapien]

something from courage

[Maxdoggy]

so that they

[JamiDJ]

could continue with

[Nicholas Sapien]

the adventure set

[Asseroya]

to a place

[Maxdoggy]

of magical mystery

[Freelance]

and evil deception

[Maxdoggy]

. Then, the gatekeeper

[Nicholas Sapien]

said "fuck you

[Asseroya]

, you faboulous gnome"

[Nicholas Sapien]

and then he

[Asseroya]

commited suicide with

[Freelance]

a huge red

[Nicholas Sapien]

amounts of LSD.

[Asseroya]

That LSD wad

[Maxdoggy]

so strong that

[JamiDJ]

it knocked them

[Maxdoggy]

off of their

[Nicholas Sapien]

high horse, but

[JamiDJ]

got up again.

[Maxdoggy]

Then, the Soviets

[JamiDJ]

out of nowhere,

[Asseroya]

that suddenly appeared

[Maxdoggy]

with an army of

[Nicholas Sapien]

with an army of

you fucked up

[Maxdoggy]

you fucked up

No I didn't. OP says a's/an's do not count.



Continuing off of my "with an army of"....

ignorant Canadians that

[Nicholas Sapien]

SIMPLE. We have all seen these before. But, this one is special. It is for the Forum event. At Exactly 9PM EST I will open this thread, we will see how many pages can be created in 15-20 minutes.

Guidelines


• Abide by the Rules and Regulations of the Forums
• Every post has a MAXIMUM of 3 words (nothing more)
• Make it a Fun, and respectable story...



I will begin the story with only 3 words, everyone else will follow, right at 9PM EST!



There once was...

ate each with

[Maxdoggy]

a fork and



(Someone revived the wrong 3 Word Story. Capone's allowed for a's/an's.)

[JamiDJ]

their hand so

[Maxdoggy]

that they were

[Nicholas Sapien]

able to finally

[JamiDJ]

leave it forever.

[Maxdoggy]

Suddenly, a disturbance

[JamiDJ]

scared everyone until

[Maxdoggy]

Bob Saget decided

[JamiDJ]

because the Olson

[Maxdoggy]

Twins were being

[JamiDJ]

ADD as usual,

[Freelance]

they should be

[Maxdoggy]

trying to be

[JamiDJ]

winning at all

[Maxdoggy]

costs. Then, Mr. Penguin

[Freelance]

could finally have

[Maxdoggy]

his wish of

[JamiDJ]

a very large

[Platinum]

Ohio State Jersey

[JamiDJ]

that was painted

[Maxdoggy]

so that burning

[Nicholas Sapien]

his dead body

[Platinum]

would result in

[Maxdoggy]

would not be

[Nicholas Sapien]

licked by dogs

[Platinum]

that were trained

[Freelance]

to kill merchants

[Maxdoggy]

that were trained

[Freelance]

to kill dogs

[Platinum]

owned by michigan

[Asseroya]

, the illuminating pretzel

[Maxdoggy]

was finally eaten

[Nicholas Sapien]

by a hipster

[Maxdoggy]

who tried to

[Guzzie]

beat Purple Nurple

[Maxdoggy]

but lost horrendously

[Nicholas Sapien]

to General Maxdoggy

[Platinum]

and his wolverines.

[Asseroya]

They were infected

[Platinum]

with a type

[Asseroya]

of bacteria-terminating alien-virus

[Freelance]

that made them

[Maxdoggy]

invincible to everything.

[Platinum]

Ohio State University

[Maxdoggy]

was destroyed by

[Platinum]

a group of

[Maxdoggy]

anti-communist anti-stupidity reformers

[Platinum]

from Michigan State.

[Asseroya]

(nobody got that rvb reference?)
Is made by

- - - Updated - - -

Then Dinosaurs attacked

[JamiDJ]

the golden palace,

[Maxdoggy]

that decided to

[Nicholas Sapien]

take over the

[Maxdoggy]

state of Kansas

[Nicholas Sapien]

with a baboon.

[Freelance]

Kansas grabbed its

[Maxdoggy]

Google Fiber cables

[Nicholas Sapien]

and yanked them

[Maxdoggy]

out of their

[Guzzie]

Lowest orifice possible.

[Maxdoggy]

Then, the most

[xXReiBearXx]

Aids infected person

[Maxdoggy]

named Blackhawk decided

[JamiDJ]

to join REDD,

[Maxdoggy]

so that he

[JamiDJ]

could infect the

[Maxdoggy]

world network of

[JamiDJ]

satallites used to

[Choca Cola]

open Donkey's refrigerator

[JamiDJ]

to steal his

[Maxdoggy]

pet Recanz that

[JamiDJ]

vomited on his

[Freelance]

big bloody shoes

[JamiDJ]

and stomped on

[Freelance]

his toes after

[JamiDJ]

falling on his

[Freelance]

face because of

[Maxdoggy]

the Earth's gravity.

[Choca Cola]

the epic potato

[Fiery Grave]

penis pennies pens....

but actually

He stood up

[JamiDJ]

and said loudly

[Freelance]

"I AM GOD!"

[JamiDJ]

and finally whispered...

[Maxdoggy]

"I know who

[JamiDJ]

you killed last..

[fearfulpenguin]

summer with a...

[Maxdoggy]

baseball bat and

[Harry]

a sidekick sloth

[Maxdoggy]

". Then, Bob Saget

[JamiDJ]

and Bob Barker,

[Silko]

And Bob Marley

[JamiDJ]

decided to play

[Silko]

a game of

[JamiDJ]

The Price is

[Maxdoggy]

Wrong, Adam Sandler.

[JamiDJ]

then Bob Marley,

[fearfulpenguin]

passed a box

[JamiDJ]

full of candy,

[fearfulpenguin]

to a nearby

[JamiDJ]

penguin, and then

[fearfulpenguin]

out of nowhere

[JamiDJ]

a LION appeared!

[fearfulpenguin]

the penguin quickly,

[Maxdoggy]

got the f***

[JamiDJ]

out of there!

[Maxdoggy]

This penguin, now

[JamiDJ]

scared for its

[Maxdoggy]

sad little life,

[JamiDJ]

decided to leave

[Maxdoggy]

Blackhawk's house and

[JamiDJ]

hide until it

[fearfulpenguin]

found a secret

[JamiDJ]

passageway. Once found,

[fearfulpenguin]

a shadow appears

[JamiDJ]

in the shape

[Choca Cola]

of a giant

[Maxdoggy]

Jerk Store Grunt.

[Choca Cola]

Upon seeing this

[Maxdoggy]

the populace of

[JamiDJ]

the planet shrank

[Freelance]

into one small

[Maxdoggy]

bowling ball that

[fearfulpenguin]

hurled thru space

[JamiDJ]

at light speed!

[Maxdoggy]

Then, Captain Picard

[JamiDJ]

weary from his

[Maxdoggy]

long eventful journey

[JamiDJ]

decided to sleep

[Maxdoggy]

in the house

[JamiDJ]

until the earth

[fearfulpenguin]

humans turned into

[JamiDJ]

tiny little insects.

[Maxdoggy]

James Tiberius Kirk

[JamiDJ]

screamed "NO MORE!"

[fearfulpenguin]

He pulled out

[JamiDJ]

his super secret

[fearfulpenguin]

decoder ring and

[JamiDJ]

super duper secret

[fearfulpenguin]

ray gun to

[JamiDJ]

kill all of

[Maxdoggy]

the Soviets that

[JamiDJ]

were involved with

[Maxdoggy]

the Soviet Conspiracy

[JamiDJ]

but he remembered..

[fearfulpenguin]

that his brother

[JamiDJ]

was one of

[Maxdoggy]

the few Pokemon

[Harry]

to reach level

[Maxdoggy]

9001 in the

[Nicholas Sapien]

year of Nick.

[Maxdoggy]

Mudkipz the Great

[fearfulpenguin]

the proud warrior,

[JamiDJ]

took on the

[Maxdoggy]

hordes of evil

[JamiDJ]

gremlins that smelled

[Maxdoggy]

like Blackhawk's feet.

[JamiDJ]

JamieDJ & Maxdoggy,

[Maxdoggy]

purveyors of awesomeness,

[JamiDJ]

ruled over the

[fearfulpenguin]

dominion of little

[RahzVael]

Pizza making dwarves

[JamiDJ]

and commanded the

[Maxdoggy]

future leaders of

[Choca Cola]

the Resistance army. (Are you Saruh Connuh?)

[Maxdoggy]

John Snow of

[JamiDJ]

Whitewood, declared that

[fearfulpenguin]

he will have

[Maxdoggy]

to try to

[Platinum]

eat a wolverine.

[fearfulpenguin]

Suddenly, he becomes

[Choca Cola]

a rock that

[JamiDJ]

is the best

[Maxdoggy]

archer in all

[Choca Cola]

of Falana, the

[Maxdoggy]

land of the

[Jam Cliché]

milky people with

[Maxdoggy]

streams of honey

[Choca Cola]

coming out of

[Graycochea]

jazzy fallen angels

[Maxdoggy]

that were able

[Platinum]

to make you

[Nicholas Sapien]

into a poptart

[Platinum]

that tasted like

[Maxdoggy]

the blood of

[Asseroya]

An emo´s wrists

[Maxdoggy]

that were only

[JamiDJ]

good for one

[Maxdoggy]

more round of

[JamiDJ]

checkers against Fuzzy.

[Maxdoggy]

Fuzzy unfortunately found

[Zucav]

..........A donkey show.

[Maxdoggy]

This show included

[Platinum]

three games of

[Maxdoggy]

Russian Roulette that

[Nicholas Sapien]

the big 5