Epic Max and Funk Convo

[Maxdoggy]

This happened last night. RENGADE 0F FUNK (Doug Rau) was drunk epically last night. Trololol and hilarity ensued.

Joshua Pavlica
"Doug, I require your assistance."

Doug Rau
"Yes?"

Joshua Pavlica
"Look at this Facebook profile pic. Tell me your first impression.
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/26/29635214848287371881727.j pg/"

Doug Rau
"Faggot"

Joshua Pavlica
"Lmao. That's what I thought!"
"I told him that and he's like "well i don't see it. it's like you want me to be gay for you"."

Doug Rau
"Michelle said "he likes dik in his ass?""

Joshua Pavlica
"lmao!"

Doug Rau
"Dude
Were drunk as fuck"

Joshua Pavlica
"Some girls were like "OMG HOT!"
NICE!"

Doug Rau
"As goin to stake n shak"
"Aww yea"

Joshua Pavlica
"I love Steak n Shake
Epic"

Doug Rau
"High five"

Joshua Pavlica
"Fist bump"
"That kid deleted my comment. trololol"

Doug Rau
"I like how
No mattwr how wasted y r
U can always ma.aged
To
Light
A cigateyye"

Joshua Pavlica
"lmao. true.
you sir, are epic."

Doug Rau
"Dude
If a cop pulled us over
Id take that
State line
On a onw v one

Joshua Pavlica
"interesting...lol
I'd probably stop talking to me and concentrate on driving (and not dying!)"

Doug Rau
"Im not drying btah"

Joshua Pavlica
"Still, you and your girl are both drunk..? Driving is dangerous like that."

Doug Rau
"Yes
But we afe mlg pro"

Joshua Pavlica
"Be safe, bro. Catch you later."

Doug Rau
"Love you"

Joshua Pavlica
"Adios."

THIS MORNING:

Doug Rau
"...wow
That's... An interesting convo from last night"

Joshua Pavlica
"Yes it is. lol"

Doug Rau
"Man.
Am I hungover"

Joshua Pavlica
"I'm glad to see you both alive. lol"

Doug Rau
"Ever clear was a bad birthday present"

Joshua Pavlica
"lmao
I believe that conversation is worthy to go on FC. ;P"

Doug Rau
"Agreed"

Joshua Pavlica
"I was going to post it last night, but I didn't want to in case you both died on the road. (0.o)"

Doug Rau
"Ahahahaha
Dude I think I called raz and eagle
I don't remember tho"

Joshua Pavlica
"Really? lol"

Doug Rau
"Yeaa
I don't remember wat was said tho"

Joshua Pavlica
"Lol. We'll have to ask 'em today."

Doug Rau
"Please. Post this convo from last niht. Like now. I just died laughing reading it here"

Joshua Pavlica
"Lol. Give me a minute..."

Doug Rau
"Kk. God I'm so beast at grammar when I'm drunk"

Joshua Pavlica
"absolutely"

Doug Rau
"Lol I couldn't even type that with a straight face"





Epic conversation is epic.

[RENGADE 0F FUNK]

BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT. EVER.

http://i.imgur.com/eM0iN.jpg

[Nocte]

Ya Funk you called me at 1:38 in the morning as I was trying to sleep you ass! I just turned music on and then I heard my phone going off. I was like WTF? I look at it and sure as shit it says Doug.....

[cCrisis]

me and guzzie are starting trends^_^

[Nocte]

me and guzzie are starting trends^_^

Funk's been doing this for months..... and months..... and months.......

[cCrisis]

Funk's been doing this for months..... and months..... and months.......


ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhh,

when guzzie posts a random pointless conversation with me, everyone bashes us :boat: PREJUDICE

[RENGADE 0F FUNK]

Funk's been doing this for months..... and months..... and months.......

And months...... Ima repeat tonight :D

HURRAY FOR ALCOHOL

[Kuhblam]

Typical Doug. Lol.

~Kuhblam

[Andimion]

You called.. everyone but me? Fuck you. Ass lol

[RENGADE 0F FUNK]

You called.. everyone but me? Fuck you. Ass lol

Phone says I called you you twice at 1:30am

[Deathhawk]

BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT. EVER.

http://i.imgur.com/eM0iN.jpg

FLAMETHROWER???

Haha, just kidding. But why didn't you call me? That hurts Doug.

[RENGADE 0F FUNK]

Going for round 2 tonight. Be patient young one

[Deathhawk]

I actually could really go for some fun if you want a drinking buddy

[manderrs]

lol doug our drunk phone conversation was betterrr than any one elses!!

also i've never posted on here before in my life? BUT ANYTHING FOR YOUUUUUUUU. hahaa.

[Spartanbh]

creepy =D

[Mi Boys Dinner]

He didn't call me. *shrugs* :P

[RENGADE 0F FUNK]

lol doug our drunk phone conversation was betterrr than any one elses!!

also i've never posted on here before in my life? BUT ANYTHING FOR YOUUUUUUUU. hahaa.

I dissagree. My one sided convo with raz was the best. tits or GTFO.

[Andimion]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... ... Bitch You Nasty

[Nocte]

creepy =D

Just keep smiling and walk away....

[Kuhblam]

What the hell is that smelly pirate hooker doing here?!

~Kuhblam

[Mi Boys Dinner]

What hooker? I don't see one.

[Juggernaut9473]

pretty sure hes reffering to manders dinner =P

[Mi Boys Dinner]

pretty sure hes reffering to manders dinner =P

......What does 20 bucks get me?

[Vestige]

Oh shit its manderrs... Iv herd stories and been in one party. Where apperently garg and her were skyping and, garg was naked... Yeaa... And herd nasty noises...

[Andimion]

20 bucks gets you internet STDs from her. She's an internet whore... dirtttttt.. bitch is soooooooo nasty.

[Mi Boys Dinner]

20 bucks gets you internet STDs from her. She's an internet whore... dirtttttt.. bitch is soooooooo nasty.

I have 40 dollars.......

1448

[Vestige]

lol twice the time ;D be sure to use an anti virus when skyping with her then x.x

[Andimion]

Anti virus doesn't prevent her shit.. Here is a list of things to protect yourself when in any way interacting with Manders..

Static IP Filter = Paperbag over her head
Static IP = Paper bag over your head ( shes that bad )
Norton, Bitfender, Zonealarm, Avira, F-Secure = Your several layers of condoms ( used all at same time )
Router Reset and cache cleaning = The bathtub filled with sanitizor ( gonna need a nice long bath afterwards )

That list could use more, but its the basic of shit to survive internetintercorse with Manders.

( Oh yeah, to all all you people who don't know. I really don't get along wth that dirty cow. She consistently trash talked me behind my back to all my friends and even my girlfriend. I have no remorse for tht pathetic and disgusting internet whore. She's so ugly she cant get a boyfriend in real life so she lures in stupid and desperate guys on the internet. Oh also, I can disrespect her all I want. She isn't a member of FC and everything I ever said was a retaliation to that baluga whale. )

[Deathhawk]

Anti virus doesn't prevent her shit.. Here is a list of things to protect yourself when in any way interacting with Manders..

Static IP Filter = Paperbag over her head
Static IP = Paper bag over your head ( shes that bad )
Norton, Bitfender, Zonealarm, Avira, F-Secure = Your several layers of condoms ( used all at same time )
Router Reset and cache cleaning = The bathtub filled with sanitizor ( gonna need a nice long bath afterwards )

That list could use more, but its the basic of shit to survive internetintercorse with Manders.

( Oh yeah, to all all you people who don't know. I really don't get along wth that dirty cow. She consistently trash talked me behind my back to all my friends and even my girlfriend. I have no remorse for tht pathetic and disgusting internet whore. She's so ugly she cant get a boyfriend in real life so she lures in stupid and desperate guys on the internet. Oh also, I can disrespect her all I want. She isn't a member of FC and everything I ever said was a retaliation to that baluga whale. )

Sounds like you've got a crush, Robby!

[Andimion]

Not even as a joke do I find that even remotely funny.. Id kill myself before every touching or associating that POS.

[Juggernaut9473]

back on topic people, this is about doug being really drunk, not a bash party...

anyways i got to hear doug's drunk call to raz, was histerical

[Mr Funktastiiic]

Doug i think we both have to get drunk at the same time on live then you can troll and i will hit on all of omell3ys friends :)