Need Yummy recipes...Suggestions!!!

[Ch0pSt1ck]

Okay well, since Im a terrible cook, and can hardly even make sandwichs. I was wondering if you the community can give me any yummy delicious recipes that I could try out and hoefully not poison anyone ;D
~Thanks

[ChRoNIc STDz]

....Toast :P

[Ch0pSt1ck]

LOL....actually Ive burnt many pieces of toast...Im a fail in the kitchen

[ChRoNIc STDz]

lol

Cereal?

[Ch0pSt1ck]

But cereal really isnt a recipe

[Al Capone111]

1. Get a pot (NOT WEED) and fill it halfway with water.
2. Put on the stove and bring the water to a boil.
3. Add some frozen ravioli. (gently)
4. Stir occasionally.
5. After a few minutes the done pieces should start to float to the top of the water and will be soft.
6. Scoop out with a plastic or wooden spoon onto a plate
7. Add sauce
8. ???
9. Profit

[cCrisis]

dude all i got to say is.......

Ramen noodles......... you can't fuck them up and if you do, you deserve to starve.

[Mi Boys Dinner]

* 4 egg yolks
* 1-3/4 cups sweetened condensed milk
* 1/2 cup lime juice
* 2 Tbs. lime zest
* 1/8 tsp. green food coloring (optional)
* 1 9 inch graham cracker pie crust
* 3/4 cup light frozen dessert topping, or whipped cream

Preheat oven to 350°F. Beat egg yolks in a bowl with an electric mixer. Add condensed milk, lime juice and zest, and food coloring, if using. Pour into pie shell and bake 15-20 minutes or until set. Chill before spreading topping over top and serving. Refrigerate leftovers.

[Bodaciousbaconn]

Meatloaf.

[Al Capone111]

Meatloaf.

1461?

[Mi Boys Dinner]

Oh God, I lol'ed.

[iFurrious]

Take one piece of bread, add peanut butter.
Take another piece of bread, and jelly.
Put the two pieces of bread together.
Eat.

[Ch0pSt1ck]

Thanks for all the suggestions guy, but i have messed up ramon noodle (forget they were on the stove, they turned into mush) and ballz i'll make a PB&J sandwich once you make me one.(but i dont like jelly)