bazongaman502
01-05-2012, 12:45 AM
post as many funny jokes you can think of... come on... lets have some fun ;)
Dear McDonald's,
Thank you for not selling hot dogs.
Sincerely, I don't think I could order a super-sized McWeiner with a streight face.
"I wasn't that drunk!"
"Dude, you whent up to a smi-truck and whispered 'I know your secret... Optimus Prime"
Boy: "Why do you streighten your hair?"
Girl: "Because it makes it longer."
* days later*
Doctor: "So tell me again, how did you burn your penis?"
Teacher: "What is a dictator?"
apparently "a potato that looks like a penis" is not the right answer.... :clown::clown::clown::D:D :D
Dear McDonald's,
Thank you for not selling hot dogs.
Sincerely, I don't think I could order a super-sized McWeiner with a streight face.
"I wasn't that drunk!"
"Dude, you whent up to a smi-truck and whispered 'I know your secret... Optimus Prime"
Boy: "Why do you streighten your hair?"
Girl: "Because it makes it longer."
* days later*
Doctor: "So tell me again, how did you burn your penis?"
Teacher: "What is a dictator?"
apparently "a potato that looks like a penis" is not the right answer.... :clown::clown::clown::D:D :D