You may be a Gamer Douche if...

[Spartanbh]

So today Wookienaas and I thought up of a pretty funny forum topic called "You may be a Gamer Douche if...". Here are some of the funny ones we thought of. Feel free to post your own (or build off of others).

You may be a Gamer Douche if...



You're past the age of 15 and you still think MLG is a legitimate career and sport
You use the word "Legit" on a constant basis
Your Gamertag has phrases such as: Legit, Pro, iTz, MLG, Sniper, KSI, Recon, skill(z), assassin, 420, chronic, stealth, hazed, more than 2 "x's"'s, "I's", "L's", "z's". (Feel free to build off this).
Your name is OcR Yehsus
You think that the Call of Duty franchise started in 2007
You buy a video game, such as Call of Duty, Gears of War, and/or HALO solely for the Multiplayer and never touch the single player one
You think games like Skyrim, Bioshock, Mass Effect are lame because they have no Multiplayer
You have more allegiance to an online clan than you do to real friends
You are part of The Construct
You don't like games with any sort of vehicles in them whatsoever
You think that a grenade launcher in ANY video game is the cheapest weapon of all time
You're over the age of 15 and you still call people online "Noobs"
You have a gigantic E-Penis.
You feel that if you beat someone in a video game, you're better than them in real life.
You think you know all about guns because you play Call of Duty
You don't believe Nintendo is a legitimate video game company
You try to add every single girl you meet online to your friends list and make them your best friends immediately
You bought MLG-sponsored controllers and/or modded controllers that allow you to "drop shot" fast
You bought Mass Effect 3, Assassin's Creed Brotherhood and Revelations solely for the Multiplayer and then complain how the story is too confusing
The only video game companies you know of are EA and Activision and you think they actually make the games (they are just the publishers)



FEEL FREE TO ADD MORE =D

[VerbotenDonkey]

Wrong use of "you're" there, champ. =P

[Spartanbh]

FIXED...dick

[UNLUCKY NUM13ER]

I LOL'd at yehsus XD

[Yehsus]

Not even offended.

[Choca Cola]

Well now I AM hurt, you just listed the traits of everyone in my class.('cept my friends)Or being 15 :1

[King_Nielsen]

- You're past the age of 15 and you still think MLG is a legitimate career and sport

Got me here.
However... Esport, not Sport. I don't see it as a legitamate career, although it is for a select few.

[bazongaman502]

Epic Win....

heres another:

- You call everyone gay/fag when they either kill you or talk back to you

[Spartanbh]

Dont forget

If you constantly said "I fucked your mom"

[bazongaman502]

Dont forget

If you constantly said "I fucked your mom"

My mom is a slut so when someone says that to me i tell them "im so sorry" lol

(yes i did just call her that, but what else am i supposed to call her when she leaves the house gets laid, comes back with some guy fucks him here, then leaves again to get laid again lol)

EDIT: Also at one point some kid said "i fucked your mom" to me and i immediatly said "I fucked you dad".... lobby whent quiet pretty quick lol

[GAMEHEEL]

2105
1. If you think your a "Semi-Pro" because you go on the MLG forums. [Reference Picture]
2. If you scream "RAPE!" every time you get a kill in Halo or Call of Duty.
3. You rage quit games to "Protect your K/D".
4. When you die, you always blame it on "LAG!" or the game developers.
5. You steal peoples' kills, but when someone steals one of your kills you scream like bloody hell: "Bad Kid!" "Trash" etc.

[bazongaman502]

3. You rage quit games to "Protect your K/D".

Ironic for you right? ;)

[Juggernaut9473]

when you automatically assume someone has an aim-bot whenever they kill you

[Mr Funktastiiic]

Dont forget

If you constantly said "I fucked your mom"

But i did fuck your mum :(

[zZ Dr K Zz]

You may be a Gamer Douche if...


Your Gamertag has phrases such as: Legit, Pro, iTz, MLG, Sniper, KSI, Recon, skill(z), assassin, 420, chronic, stealth, hazed, more than 2 "x's"'s, "I's", "L's", "z's". (Feel free to build off this).

http://i52.tinypic.com/23t17df.jpg


I did it before it was "mainstream." >_>

[Spartanbh]

I will accept that rebuttal DR. K =P. You did do it before it was cool

[Reaper]

SpartanBH used the word legit alot in his post..... so does that make him a gamer douche?

[Spartanbh]

No I'm just a douche =P

[MedeDust]

When you..... when you...... when you....... wait..,.. just about everything makes you a douche don't you think? zzz

[UNLUCKY NUM13ER]

You may be a gaming douche if you think playstation is still cool.

[Reaper]

and if you got a new guy playing the game like crap, what do you call him?

[Gargoyle]

When you feel the need to T-bag every kill

When you cap an objective, you make a call that would be equaled to a gorilla mating call

There's no such thing as luck when you get a kill

Hoard the shotgun & sword and are surprised when you get killed.

[bazongaman502]

call "hax" when something doesnt go your way

[ThatRussianBear]

You may be a Gamer Douche if you don't want a mlp:fim video game

[Jai 006]

I'm a gamer douche, I counter faggot ass shit talking with power weapon whoring and endless teabagging. Pardon my french dear sirs.

[papasmurrph]

You play games more than you play with your children. haha no not really!!! that would just make me a Douche.

[RENGADE 0F FUNK]

If you think watching and discussing a show about ponies made for children is perfectly alright despite you being a grown man.

[Reaper]

Your a Gamer Douche if you think your the best just because you have a god rank in halo (noble, forerunner, hero, ect.) when your overall commendation process is less than 30%

[Captain Poder 2]

You may be a gamer douche if you ban someone if you dont like them.

[Spartanbh]

LOL PODER

[RaZ Vader]

You may be a gamer douche if you ban someone if you dont like them.

trolololol

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b125/Razgriz1988/100_100_515649555_gtfo_pr zez_interes_middle.gif

[Reaper]

I predict a Captain Poder 3 :ban:

[RetRdidMunkie]

You may be a gamer douche if you ban someone if you dont like them.

You might be a gamer douche if you return to a community you were banned from using the same username and don't even bother to start a flame war.

I am disappoint son.

[Reaper]

You might be a gamer douche if you return to a community you were banned from using the same username and don't even bother to start a flame war.

I am disappoint son.


again, i predict a Captain Poder 3 :ban:

[bazongaman502]

I predict a Captain Poder 3 :ban:

or 'Poder Captain"

[Spartanbh]

You may be a Gamer Douche if you think Pokemon is for little children still

[Gargoyle]

You may be a gamer douche if you ban someone if you dont like them.


You might just be a regular Douche if you can't take a hint.

[Silko]

So does this mean Poder has been banned three times?

[bazongaman502]

So does this mean Poder has been banned three times?

correct

[LocoCrazy]

The Yehsus thing is spot on.

You're a gamer douche bag if;

- You play a match, are losing by half points and quite
- Quite a game because you didnt get the map/gametype you wanted
- Use the words "Wow...really?!" every time you die
- Take the objective/weapon, waste it so others can use it
- Join a game with randoms then bitch about them being random
- Get DLC then bitch about others not having it right away

[Ex Zen Mute]

The Yehsus thing is spot on.

You're a gamer douche bag if;

- You play a match, are losing by half points and quite
- Quite a game because you didnt get the map/gametype you wanted
- Use the words "Wow...really?!" every time you die
- Take the objective/weapon, waste it so others can use it
- Join a game with randoms then bitch about them being random
- Get DLC then bitch about others not having it right away

Hrm, quite.

Learn English you Canadian. It is QUIT. NO E.
Also, you waste ammo so others CAN use it? ._. Don't you mean CAN'T?

Grammar Nazi, away!

[Juggernaut9473]

you may be a gamer douche if you're a mic nazi and a grammar nazi

[GAMEHEEL]

You may be a gamer douche if you ban someone if you dont like them.
Banned? >.<

[EriRi 1138]

Old, but still relevant.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc

[Juggernaut9473]

^^ and still funny

[Graycochea]

You may be a gamer douche if you trash talk a game because it's not your game of choice.