Best quotes from Matchmaking

[VerbotenDonkey]

Today, in post-game lobby: "Donkey we need to have a talk ... you need to put the Sniper Rifle down."

Sooo what kind of random stuff have you heard people say/been said to you in Matchmaking/gaming in general? =P

[Gargoyle]

"Why do they call it a Scorpion. Looks much more like an armadillo.

[socialistwolf]

chocolate rain :red flag: *while smashing a blue guy in the face with a flag*

[purple gamer 17]

"fuck a duck, and eat a truck"

[bazongaman502]

why not put this is the forum post "FC=Funny Quotes"? kinda fits into it lol

"Did you guys hear about all these students who slept with their teachers? It happened to me too."
"But dude, aren't you home-schooled?"

[RENGADE 0F FUNK]

Me and Munkie while playing double team (me drinking)

Me: hey chris
Munkie: yea?
Me: I dont feel drunk but FUCK am i talkin like a retard

[EriRi 1138]

-Battlefield 3 situation-

"//JEW_STAR, THIS IS SPACE_CADET, OVER." - Renegade
"//I READ YOU SPACE_CADET. GO AHEAD?" - Spartan
"//I'VE GOT A COUPLE CHARLIES IN THE BRUSH AHEAD. IN NEED OF ASSISTANCE, OVER."
"//UHH, NO-CAN-DO, SPACE_CADET; UNDER HEAVY FIRE CURRENTLY."

"//THIS IS MOCHA_BEAR. TROUSER_SNAKE AND I ARE CURRENTLY INBOUND IMMINENT." - Munkie
"//SIT TIGHT SPACE_CADET. MIGHT WANT TO PUT UP YOUR UMBRELLA." I said.

*the two jets scream over Doug's head, and the forrest infront of him is carpet bombed to hell*

[Bodaciousbaconn]

-Battlefield 3 situation-

"//JEW_STAR, THIS IS SPACE_CADET, OVER." - Renegade
"//I READ YOU SPACE_CADET. GO AHEAD?" - Spartan
"//I'VE GOT A COUPLE CHARLIES IN THE BRUSH AHEAD. IN NEED OF ASSISTANCE, OVER."
"//UHH, NO-CAN-DO, SPACE_CADET; UNDER HEAVY FIRE CURRENTLY."

"//THIS IS MOCHA_BEAR. TROUSER_SNAKE AND I ARE CURRENTLY INBOUND IMMINENT." - Munkie
"//SIT TIGHT SPACE_CADET. MIGHT WANT TO PUT UP YOUR UMBRELLA." I said.

*the two jets scream over Doug's head, and the forrest infront of him is carpet bombed to hell*

Classic.