Get your Guns ready... its Zombie time

[bazongaman502]

2 things have just happened recently and people are saying "Zombies are here. East Coast has been hit first"

Story 1: A 31-year old man attacked a homeless man under an overpass. He ended up bitting off and eating 75% of the mans face before he was shot and killed.... read more about the story here, please understand picture is graphic. (http://www.victoriaadvocate.com/weblogs/demographics-dockets/2012/may/31/miami-zombie-eats-homeless-mans-face-during-memori/)

Story 2: A Morgan State Universaty student admitted to killing his roommate and eating part of his brain and all of his heart after killing him and splitting his body parts in pieces. Rest of the body was found behind a Church in a dumpster. Read more about the story here. (http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2012/05/zombie_apocalypse_marylan d_col.html)

Hope you guys are ready and have your Zombie plans all set up.... its every-man for himself now....

Everyone buy FC shirts and wear them 24/7... that way if we each other we can team up or we can blow your brains out with sorrow....

Remember your Basic rules:

Rule 1: Cardio

Rule 2: Double Tap

Rule 3: Beware of Bathrooms

Rule 4: Seatbelts

Oh and dont kill Bill Murry... he is a legend

[UNLUCKY NUM13ER]

I recommend everyone read the Zombie Survival handbook or whatever it's called....I can't remember but it was a good read.

[bazongaman502]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY0D6qUrRCg&feature=related

[Mythonian]

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s206/Mythonian/lawl/179.jpg

[EriRi 1138]

Just in case people are legitimately concerned, I'm going to be that guy. It's not a zombie apocalypse. One guy was drugged up on extreme LSD called bath salts, and the other guy is probably just fucking insane. People actually do cannibalistic shit all the time. Just google it. The only reason it's getting any press is because we have nothing better to be reporting.

On the other hand, Zombieland was a fantastic film.

[bazongaman502]

Just in case people are legitimately concerned, I'm going to be that guy. It's not a zombie apocalypse. One guy was drugged up on extreme LSD called bath salts, and the other guy is probably just fucking insane. People actually do cannibalistic shit all the time. Just google it. The only reason it's getting any press is because we have nothing better to be reporting.

On the other hand, Zombieland was a fantastic film.

this was mearly just a joke.... way to kill the fun lol

[EriRi 1138]

Just in case people are legitimately concerned

[Rokkman X]

There's nothing wrong with being prepared. Mass hysteria is probably the worst thing we're going to have to deal with at the end of 2012. That and a government takeover, occupation of the US, famine, drought, revolution. Lot's of things are going to happen this year that will change the way we see our future. If nothing happens? Then I get to go have a party, shoot my guns and be happy that nothing bad has happened so far.

[Mythonian]

There's nothing wrong with being prepared. Mass hysteria is probably the worst thing we're going to have to deal with at the end of 2012. That and a government takeover, occupation of the US, famine, drought, revolution. Lot's of things are going to happen this year that will change the way we see our future. If nothing happens? Then I get to go have a party, shoot my guns and be happy that nothing bad has happened so far.

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s206/Mythonian/lawl/Radius5549f51e6c296d1.jpg

[OPOC1L1PSE]

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s206/Mythonian/lawl/Radius5549f51e6c296d1.jpg

Indeed

[Nocte]

If someone wants to start a zombie apocalypse infecting LSD is the perfect way to do it. People already do crazy shit on LSD, so you could easily say that LSD was the reason why.

[Gargoyle]

You know who invented LSD?

AMERICA!!!

[RENGADE 0F FUNK]

All i know is, America has a serious PCP problem (wasn't lsd)

You guys see the guy in Jersey who dissembowled himself and threw his own intestines at police? Happened a day after the face eating incident.

Not to mention that Rapper who ate his girlfriend a few years back.

[Coda]

There's some crazy stuff happening all over the world. And some of this crazy, happens to be horrifying.

However, imagine this... A man has extreme schizophrenia, and actually thinks he's a zombie. He then starts acting like one, since he truly believes he is one. The zombie would end up becoming well known due to the many zombie related everything all over the modern world. Now, this "zombie" attacks another person and almost kills him. He goes to the hospital in critical condition. Once the attacked man realized he was attacked by a "zombie", he has a nervous breakdown, due to doubts that it could actually be fake. Because the "zombie" believes he is really is a zombie, he really acts like one. This could cause the man who was attacked's brain to think that it's also now a zombie. The plague has now begun.

(I know that this is a little farfetched. But hey, the brain can do some pretty weird things)

[Metkil5685]

There's some crazy stuff happening all over the world. And some of this crazy, happens to be horrifying.

However, imagine this... A man has extreme schizophrenia, and actually thinks he's a zombie. He then starts acting like one, since he truly believes he is one. The zombie would end up becoming well known due to the many zombie related everything all over the modern world. Now, this "zombie" attacks another person and almost kills him. He goes to the hospital in critical condition. Once the attacked man realized he was attacked by a "zombie", he has a nervous breakdown, due to doubts that it could actually be fake. Because the "zombie" believes he is really is a zombie, he really acts like one. This could cause the man who was attacked's brain to think that it's also now a zombie. The plague has now begun.

(I know that this is a little farfetched. But hey, the brain can do some pretty weird things)

The wierd thing is that this does make complete sense. I have to say though it is in part to popular culture. I mean seriously look how many zombie related things there are in the media now in days. We got games based around Zombies (L4D I'm looking at you). We got movies based around zombies (where to start with this one). We have TV shows based around zombies (Walking Dead being the most popular right now). This combined with odd events like these causes news media galore. This causes people to think it's all zombie related. And then Coda's theory comes into play. The Zombie Apocalypse of 2012 should it actually happen, will not be because of actual undead, but instead people going into a hysteria.

[Coda]

The wierd thing is that this does make complete sense. I have to say though it is in part to popular culture. I mean seriously look how many zombie related things there are in the media now in days. We got games based around Zombies (L4D I'm looking at you). We got movies based around zombies (where to start with this one). We have TV shows based around zombies (Walking Dead being the most popular right now). This combined with odd events like these causes news media galore. This causes people to think it's all zombie related. And then Coda's theory comes into play. The Zombie Apocalypse of 2012 should it actually happen, will not be because of actual undead, but instead people going into a hysteria.
Exactly. I really don't think that's going to happen. But if there's enough publicity, and enough people gullible enough to really believe there are zombies coming to eat their brains, then it could happen.

[Choca Cola]

I recommend everyone read the Zombie Survival handbook or whatever it's called....I can't remember but it was a good read.

The Zombie Survival Guide, and it wasn't a good read IT WAS A GREAT READ.

[Metkil5685]

Exactly. I really don't think that's going to happen. But if there's enough publicity, and enough people gullible enough to really believe there are zombies coming to eat their brains, then it could happen.

Oh I agree. It's just funny to sit here and think about what people would do in this kind of things. Remember, the mayans calendar ends soon. It's OBVIOUSLY a sign of the end of the world. We could shoot crackpot theories all day long. :D

[Rokkman X]

The mayan calendar ended in april didn't it? scientist miscalculation and whatnot. Anybody read WWZ?

[Coda]

The mayan calendar ended in april didn't it? scientist miscalculation and whatnot. Anybody read WWZ?


Oh I agree. It's just funny to sit here and think about what people would do in this kind of things. Remember, the mayans calendar ends soon. It's OBVIOUSLY a sign of the end of the world. We could shoot crackpot theories all day long. :D

As far as I know, the Mayan calendar also didn't include leap year. So, really, 2012 was long ago!

[bazongaman502]

The mayan calendar ended in april didn't it? scientist miscalculation and whatnot. Anybody read WWZ?

they didnt have leap year and they didnt have 30+ days each month... they actually only had "i think" 20 or less... anyways iv heard many stories of scientists matching the calanders and iv heard their "last day" was somewhere in 2004, then i heard it was somewhere in the "40's", then i heard it was in the "1800's"... idk, but it did pass already.

Lets face it, their calander was going to end at one point. Think a guy can make calanders even after hes dead??? ............ -.- Zombies

[Metkil5685]

they didnt have leap year and they didnt have 30+ days each month... they actually only had "i think" 20 or less... anyways iv heard many stories of scientists matching the calanders and iv heard their "last day" was somewhere in 2004, then i heard it was somewhere in the "40's", then i heard it was in the "1800's"... idk, but it did pass already.

Lets face it, their calander was going to end at one point. Think a guy can make calanders even after hes dead??? ............ -.- Zombies

Zombie Calendar. Done.

[Rokkman X]

Name your Zombie survival tools that you OWN (Or can readily access i guess). No Deagle brand Deagles.
Primary: SKS
Melee: Crowbar
Rope, bandolier, knives, bicycle (with a chariot), small stockpile of non perishable foods, ammunition.

[Mythonian]

The mayan calendar... did not have leap years or longer months... because it didn't need them.

It is Dec. 21st. Deal with it. Even though that doesn't mean anything.

Here, I'll even get some videos for you:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53glKEPzElA


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX96xng7sAE


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcc_KAhwpa0


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjKUqQ2uSzg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVeOJuhjmps



Zombie Survival Guide was awesome.

[Mi Boys Dinner]

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Everybody calm the fuck down, I got this.