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xXReiBearXx
06-17-2012, 05:48 PM
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APPLICATION:

Gamertag: <-----So we can setup a meet and greet
Facebook: <-----So we can do a picture exchange(leave blank if you are physically unattractive or use a fake picture)
Top 5 Favorite Game: <-----So we can get a feel for the type of games you like so we can set up 1v1 dates
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SEE HOW SIMPLE THAT WAS!

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silversleek
06-17-2012, 06:14 PM
lmao. pay money (MS points, tomato, tomahto.)? or you could try the thousands of free sites, or you know, go outside.

xXReiBearXx
06-17-2012, 07:47 PM
lmao. pay money (MS points, tomato, tomahto.)? or you could try the thousands of free sites, or you know, go outside.

None of those sites are actually free. They try to get people to pay for full service to allow them more options to help them get dates...MWAHAHAHA!!

Gargoyle
06-17-2012, 08:38 PM
Being the already cocky guy I am, I don't need help with women, But I'd love to have even more on meh plate. Sign me up Rei.

Speaking of hookin up, how'd you feel about getting with Fuzzy?

Your a bear, he's bear stromz. Great for business.

ChillSquishster
06-18-2012, 12:28 PM
Being the already cocky guy I am, I don't need help with women, But I'd love to have even more on meh plate. Sign me up Rei.

Speaking of hookin up, how'd you feel about getting with Fuzzy?

Your a bear, he's bear stromz. Great for business.

I thought it was bear rain not bear stormz?

xXReiBearXx
06-19-2012, 10:14 PM
LMFAO!!! Yall are funny!

bazongaman502
06-20-2012, 12:23 AM
Only a dumbass would do this..... *signs up* :D

Spartanbh
06-20-2012, 12:39 AM
It's FORERUNNER Conflict...not Forrrunners conflict.

VerbotenDonkey
06-20-2012, 12:40 AM
Hook me up with that hottie Dr K. <3

Graycochea
06-20-2012, 12:59 AM
Is this for real? I don't understand. :weird:

Blackhawk570
06-20-2012, 01:01 AM
If you hook me up with Graycochea I will sign up.

Gargoyle
06-20-2012, 01:10 AM
It's FORERUNNER Conflict...not Forrrunners conflict.

Grrrammar Nazi

Link2Halo
06-20-2012, 01:21 AM
If you hook me up with Graycochea I will sign up.
God help us all

Blackhawk570
06-20-2012, 01:33 AM
God help us all

And the twins as well.

ChillSquishster
06-20-2012, 01:39 AM
2426

MedeDust
06-20-2012, 04:35 AM
I don't know if this should make me laugh in the middle of the night.

RENGADE 0F FUNK
06-20-2012, 09:59 AM
I want a hot slice of wookienaas.

xXReiBearXx
06-20-2012, 11:30 AM
It's FORERUNNER Conflict...not Forrrunners conflict.

It's called a typo bro >_> I can spell just fine thanks <.<

RENGADE 0F FUNK
06-20-2012, 07:30 PM
It's called a typo bro >_> I can spell just fine thanks <.<

He's just an angry ol' jew. You'll get used to him.

Ain't that right, Brundon?

xXReiBearXx
06-20-2012, 07:44 PM
He's just an angry ol' jew. You'll get used to him.

Ain't that right, Brundon?

Lol I know many angry Jews tehe

OPOC1L1PSE
06-20-2012, 07:52 PM
Sign me up!:) (As long as I don't get REI... She's mean):(

SuRroundeD By 1
06-20-2012, 10:24 PM
You know what . . . I think I'll pass.

I'd rather spend my time with a girl I actually know . . . Plus there is no way I'm spending any of my 9,980 MS points on a "dating" plot (yes I know I wouldn't actually pay any of MY MS points, but I'm not going to give someone $25 in MS points when I could just give it to myself, and have 11,980 MS points).

Andimion
06-21-2012, 12:01 AM
I hope you're not offering yourself up, cause thats prostitution.

But in any case, dont make me laugh.. I cant turn around with out another chick hounding me.. -_-'

xXReiBearXx
06-21-2012, 07:34 AM
I do hope you guys realize this is a joke right? OBVIOUSLY I aint running no xbox dating service lol

Gargoyle
06-21-2012, 11:30 AM
But in any case, dont make me laugh.. I cant turn around with out another chick hounding me.. -_-'

8=) Yes Andi, we get it. You're better than us.

Juggernaut9473
06-21-2012, 12:21 PM
I do hope you guys realize this is a joke right? OBVIOUSLY I aint running no xbox dating service lol

Hence why its in the spambox

Mi Boys Dinner
06-21-2012, 03:35 PM
Oh God, this whole topic made me laugh. And die a little inside too.