3 word story

[Coda]

2833

[Maxdoggy]

, which led him

[Choca Cola]

to eat the

[Silko]

Magic mushrooms gargole

[MedeDust]

bought from the

[Maxdoggy]

universal drug supplier

[Guzzie]

. The mushroom fungus

[Reaper]

had unfortunately caused

[Juggernaut9473]

extreme explosive diarrhea

[Maxdoggy]

, which caused irrevocable

[Juggernaut9473]

mental damage to

[Silko]

anyone who smelled

[Maxdoggy]

the extravagant aroma

[Juggernaut9473]

of liquid shit.

[Maxdoggy]

Ironically, this liquid

[Juggernaut9473]

created some zombies

[Silko]

that had cravings

[Maxdoggy]

for Doritos Locos

[Juggernaut9473]

Tacos rip-offs sold

[Guzzie]

only at Walmart.

[bazongaman502]

Thats why Costco

[Juggernaut9473]

Closed its doors

[Maxdoggy]

and randomly imploded. <----

[MedeDust]

Meanwhile, on Pluto,

[Guzzie]

a new species

[bazongaman502]

has died again.

[Maxdoggy]

This new species

[Reaper]

had the ability

[Maxdoggy]

to live on

[Silko]

Cold ass Pluto. Period

[Reaper]

Today, Blue Army

[MedeDust]

Made MedeDust Overlord. <----Period

[Maxdoggy]

After that, REDD

[Coda]

Killed overlord MedeDust

[Juggernaut9473]

And fed him

[Lol its James]

Dog and cat

[RaZ Vader]

which together made

[Maxdoggy]

CatDog! This beast

[RaZ Vader]

Took Maxdoggy by

[Juggernaut9473]

The balls and

[Rayven Feather]

Fed him to,

[Juggernaut9473]

fuzzy's turtle army.

[Reaper]

The turtle army

[Coda]

ate Reaper's face

[Reaper]

and raped Coda

[Rayven Feather]

He enjoyed it

[Lol its James]

So much, that

[Guzzie]

he changed his

[Rayven Feather]

Underwear and then

[Maxdoggy]

proceeded to ask

[JonOU812]

Dora the Explora

[Coda]

For a map

[bazongaman502]

Sadly she didn't

[Maxdoggy]

have her trusty

[purple gamer 17]

wooden poker stick

[Silko]

so Boots decided

[Maxdoggy]

that he needed

[Rayven Feather]

A new one

[Maxdoggy]

. Then, a Soviet Mudkipz

[Fuzzy]

became leader of

[Guzzie]

the Resistance Battalion

[Reaper]

which caused REDD

[Juggernaut9473]

to go PINK.

[Reaper]

Due to Resistance

[Fuzzy]

justice was served

[bazongaman502]

with green eggs

[MedeDust]

And red chicken.

[Maxdoggy]

Then, Connor Ratohnhaké:ton

[Guzzie]

changed his name

[Raider0614]

to something lewd

[Reaper]

which was Gargoyle

[OPOC1L1PSE]

being an awesome guy. (Period)

[Guzzie]

After running naked

[OPOC1L1PSE]

, the sweaty Guzzie

[Maxdoggy]

had perspired so

[Choca Cola]

heavily that he

[Maxdoggy]

was able to

[Guzzie]

slip and slide

[Choca Cola]

down the reflective

[Maxdoggy]

Rainbow Raceway in

[OPOC1L1PSE]

the Golden Galaxy. <---- Period

[bazongaman502]

(off subject) read the full story (it will be updated every once in a while) at http://fcwars.net/forums/entry.php?702-3-Word-Story-Full-Story-(will-be-updated)

[Maxdoggy]

This Golden Galaxy

[MedeDust]

Was filled with

[Guzzie]

stardust and cosmic

[Al Capone111]

booty sweat. Hobbits

[Maxdoggy]

were then able

[Al Capone111]

do the Claptrap

[Gargoyle]

just like mike,

[Dr Gusta]

and could also

[Maxdoggy]

calculate the solar

[Al Capone111]

mass of Raz's

[Maxdoggy]

total combined GamerTags. <----

[Gargoyle]

Thus imploding the

[Choca Cola]

space cat's brain. <-----(Period)

[Maxdoggy]

In honor of

[Gargoyle]

the cat donating

[Maxdoggy]

his life to

[Gargoyle]

advanced testicular research

[OPOC1L1PSE]

babies were able

[Maxdoggy]

to learn how

[XxnExX15]

to shoot a gun

[MedeDust]

behind their backs. PERIOD

[Guzzie]

Not only that

[Maxdoggy]

but they were

[MedeDust]

born from Guzzie's

[Choca Cola]

special pet turtle (add a period or not, have some more choices.)

[MedeDust]

named Fuzzy. Fuzzy,

[Vestige]

Had the Easter,

[Gargoyle]

crocodile vagina to

[Maxdoggy]

be able to

[XxnExX15]

give birth to

[Juggernaut9473]

a purple kitten.

[Maxdoggy]

This purple kitten

[Juggernaut9473]

became a ninja

[Maxdoggy]

named JigokuNoNinja who

[Juggernaut9473]

wasn't really black,




=P

[Gargoyle]

but was Asian!

[Juggernaut9473]

JigokuNoNinja then went

[Maxdoggy]

to the market

[Juggernaut9473]

To buy noodles.

[Maxdoggy]

These noodles were

[Choca Cola]

whole wheat noodles

[Gargoyle]

concocted from semen.

[Choca Cola]

The purple feline

[bazongaman502]

gargled Gargoyle's genitals

[OPOC1L1PSE]

through a cheese grater.

[bazongaman502]

(That would suck so much lol)

So Gargoyle started

[Gargoyle]

to orgasm intensely

[bazongaman502]

while his dignity

[Al Capone111]

that didn't exist

[bazongaman502]

finally arrived, but

[Maxdoggy]

he was finally

[Al Capone111]

shot in the

[Maxdoggy]

knee, by an arrow.

[Juggernaut9473]

now that his

[Al Capone111]

balls are gone

[Guzzie]

his estrogen levels

[Juggernaut9473]

rose. now he

[Maxdoggy]

was able to

[Gargoyle]

MAXIMZE HIS TESTOSRONE!

[bazongaman502]

And its OVER

[Juggernaut9473]

9000!!!!!!!! Then there

[Gargoyle]

-9000 faromone points

[Maxdoggy]

did not make

[Juggernaut9473]

a good drink

[Maxdoggy]

so instead he

[Juggernaut9473]

ate some dirt.

[Ex Zen Mute]

The dirt was

[Maxdoggy]

made out of

[Juggernaut9473]

radio-active acid balls.

[OPOC1L1PSE]

Screaming, the people

[Maxdoggy]

Acid is a highly

[UnicornFetus]

Acid is a highly

addictive drug that

[Maxdoggy]

causes diarrhea, vomiting,

[Guzzie]

and painful hallucinations.

[Maxdoggy]

These hallucinations were

[Juggernaut9473]

made to look

[Maxdoggy]

like Soviet Mudkipz

[Juggernaut9473]

who were red.

[Maxdoggy]

These red Mudkipz

[Juggernaut9473]

attempted to take

[bazongaman502]

My acid, but

[Maxdoggy]

honey badger don't

[Lol its James]

mess with no

[bazongaman502]

other Honey Badger.

[MedeDust]

Big Poppa Panda,

[Juggernaut9473]

pounded down on

[Maxdoggy]

the Soviet Mudkipz,

[Juggernaut9473]

who proceeded too

[Maxdoggy]

ground-pound everything

[Juggernaut9473]

into oblivion. After

[Maxdoggy]

said ground-pounding,

[Juggernaut9473]

they went out

[Maxdoggy]

to eat at

[Juggernaut9473]

Burger King where

[Maxdoggy]

they ate an amazing

[Juggernaut9473]

little girl named

[Lol its James]

Sophia. The girl

[Juggernaut9473]

caused diarrhea and

[Gargoyle]

advance himself in

[Maxdoggy]

the art of

[Juggernaut9473]

extreme fart jumping.

[Guzzie]

Propelling himself further,

[Maxdoggy]

he was able

[Guzzie]

to reach new

[Juggernaut9473]

cookies set by

[Maxdoggy]

Loco - who is

[Juggernaut9473]

riding polar bears.

[Maxdoggy]

This man was

[Guzzie]

a menace, known

[Maxdoggy]

as the kid

[Gargoyle]

that couldn't count

[Guzzie]

the victims he

[Maxdoggy]

made fun of

[Juggernaut9473]

which he didn't

[Maxdoggy]

, because he is

[Juggernaut9473]

really spartan disguised

[Maxdoggy]

as a magical leoplurodon

[Juggernaut9473]

Who is hiding

[Guzzie]

behind his mom's

[Maxdoggy]

large, nasty, vicious

[Juggernaut9473]

chihuahua. it turned

[Maxdoggy]

into a three-headed

[Guzzie]

fire breathing, human

[Juggernaut9473]

kitty cat who

[Guzzie]

at any moment

[Juggernaut9473]

could destroy the

[Guzzie]

entire shopping mall.

[Juggernaut9473]

First targeting the

[DarkS1de Reborn]

Back of Batman

[Maxdoggy]

Care Bears store,

[Juggernaut9473]

which was filled

[Maxdoggy]

ironically enough, NOT

[Juggernaut9473]

with care bears,

[DarkS1de Reborn]

BUT EXPLODING DILDOS!!!!

[Gargoyle]

And so it

[Fuzzy]

used the dildos

[Maxdoggy]

to please Fuzzy's

[Juggernaut9473]

fancy of using

[Maxdoggy]

a large, vibrating

[Gargoyle]

statue of Gargoyle!

[Choca Cola]

Which he would

[Ex Zen Mute]

throw a basilisk

[Juggernaut9473]

A chew toy

[Ex Zen Mute]

that was shaped

[Juggernaut9473]

From a child to

[Lol its James]

eat away at

[Choca Cola]

all the Gargoyles.

[Maxdoggy]

All of the

[Juggernaut9473]

Gargoyles were soon

[Maxdoggy]

being obliterated by

[Juggernaut9473]

a toxic Twinkie

[Maxdoggy]

that happened to

[MedeDust]

fit right in

[Juggernaut9473]

with Fuzzy's turtles

[Maxdoggy]

, who were now

[Juggernaut9473]

fornicating with Gargoyle.

[Maxdoggy]

After this process,

[Juggernaut9473]

they were bored,

[Maxdoggy]

, not to be

[Juggernaut9473]

they decided to

[Guzzie]

play jump rope

[Juggernaut9473]

with dynamite. This

[Maxdoggy]

unfortunately caused some

[Juggernaut9473]

mass panic from

[Maxdoggy]

the Soviets in

[Juggernaut9473]

the Mudkipz sewers.

[Maxdoggy]

These sewers supposedly

[Juggernaut9473]

were filled with