3 word story

[Al Capone111]

Don't remember the last time we did this. Sure most of you know the rules.
But here they are:
1. Only three words per post
2. No back to back posting
3. 'A' does NOT count a words (ex. We went to a)
4. Only use periods and such when ending a sentence. May bold face it in hope to get people to see it.
5. May use members names in this story. Keep it clean and respectful people.

I'll start it off:


There once was a

[Lol its James]

penguin that sat

[Al Capone111]

because he was

[Juggernaut9473]

tired of listening

[DarkS1de Reborn]

to teh bewbies

[Coda]

That were talking

[zero_swat]

about a drunken monkey

[VerbotenDonkey]

There once was a

You even started it off with 4 words. Fail.

[Al Capone111]

who punched VerbotenDonkey

[Coda]

You even started it off with 4 words. Fail.



3. 'A' does NOT count a words (ex. We went to a)

[Juggernaut9473]

who punched VerbotenDonkey

who then cried

[Coda]

but, then he

[Maxdoggy]

cried to his

[Lol its James]

mommy and daddy

[Juggernaut9473]

who didn't care

[MedeDust]

Because he was

[Coda]

able to do

[Mi Boys Dinner]

blood bending magic

[manderrs]

but he also

[DarkS1de Reborn]

licked manderrs face

[Coda]

With his fist

[Al Capone111]

.(period)


When hundreds of


(side note, i posted this from my 360)

[Nicholas Sapien]

turtle humping ninjas(reference to fuzzy lol)

[Maxdoggy]

decided to invade

[MedeDust]

the lost city

[DarkS1de Reborn]

Vagina Bewb Central

[Al Capone111]

Vagina Bewb Central

which had cancer!

[MedeDust]

Verbotendonkey then threw

[VerbotenDonkey]

Mededust into a

[Coda]

Box containing a(n)

[Al Capone111]

strange blue liquid

[Maxdoggy]

which turned out

[Coda]

To be red

[Al Capone111]

To be red

, very light red.

[Maxdoggy]

almost...lightish red.

[Coda]

It was donut.
(I mean the guy from RvB, just for the record)

[Al Capone111]

(Is Donut the T-1000 now?)

Donut was very

[Maxdoggy]

sad, kinda blue.

[manderrs]

which was weird

[Coda]

Because he's red.

[Maxdoggy]

As Donut went

[Juggernaut9473]

back home, he

[Silko]

stumbled upon a(n)

[Guzzie]

treasure chest full

[Juggernaut9473]

of doughnuts. he

[Maxdoggy]

then proceeded to

[Silko]

take off his

[SuRroundeD By 1]

shirt, then he

[Guzzie]

rubbed them on

[Al Capone111]

his "rifle barrel"

[Coda]

As well as

[Al Capone111]

eat them. When

[Mi Boys Dinner]

he got done,

(seriously guys, the last page was somewhat gross)

[Al Capone111]

he called Dinner

[Gargoyle]

and couldn't hold

[Maxdoggy]

a straight face as

[zero_swat]

Thousands of mutant

[Maxdoggy]

Ninja Canadian Turtles

[Juggernaut9473]

came out of

[Maxdoggy]

Bear Rain's ass.

[Fuzzy]

Which is sexy,

(Why am I always dragged into these stories?)

[Silko]

but not as

[MedeDust]

For Silko's pleasures. <--Period

[Maxdoggy]

MedeDust can't comprehend

[MedeDust]

Maxdoggy's stupid opinions,

[Gargoyle]

so max grabbed

[MedeDust]

a shark by the

[zero_swat]

mother fuckin brain

[Al Capone111]

and ate its

[Maxdoggy]

heart out, effectively

[MedeDust]

without any remorse.

[Coda]

Afterwards, he decided

[Guzzie]

that life was

[MedeDust]

Full of bunnies

[Coda]

, but also full

[MayoNugget]

of rabbit droppings. <-----period

[Juggernaut9473]

He then went

[Guzzie]

to the gynecologist

[MedeDust]

Because he needed

[Al Capone111]

some advice on

[Guzzie]

whether or not

[Coda]

He was dying. (note the period)

[MedeDust]

Guzzie then found

[MayoNugget]

A french penguin

[Silko]

to he then

[MedeDust]

smashed his face

[Guzzie]

against an iceberg

[Coda]

Because.... Why not?

[MedeDust]

Coda saw the

[Silko]

The misguided patriotsfan

[MedeDust]

laughing at silko

[Silko]

Then started crying. Period

[Al Capone111]

Trogdor showed up

[MedeDust]

and ate Silko. <--Period

[Silko]

Patriots lose superbowls. Period

[Al Capone111]

Dinner couldn't get

[Maxdoggy]

, ironically, any dinner,

[Silko]

so he got

[Gargoyle]

gigantic rubber thong

[Maxdoggy]

which he used

[Guzzie]

as a slingshot

[Al Capone111]

to shoot his

[Coda]

Own face, because

[Silko]

It turned him

[Al Capone111]

into the muffinman

[Silko]

So he could

[Maxdoggy]

destroy the dreams

[bazongaman502]

of every Raiders

[Silko]

Talentless hopeless enemy. Period

Nice try Zonga

[Maxdoggy]

Then, suddenly, a wild

[Coda]

hippo decided to

[Al Capone111]

eat all politicians!

[Gargoyle]

Unfortnuatly for everyone

[Coda]

the hippo was

[Maxdoggy]

a hungry, hungry hippo

[Coda]

. In other words,

[Maxdoggy]

for example, the

[Al Capone111]

extremely fat hippo

[Maxdoggy]

would rampage on

[Gargoyle]

,shitting on everything

[Al Capone111]

especially on Gargoyle.

[UnicornFetus]

Gargoyle fornicated with

[Maxdoggy]

a giant mutant turtle

[MedeDust]

With big hands

[Maxdoggy]

who, therefore, had a

[Coda]

Large Xbox controller.

[MedeDust]

He love playing

[Silko]

With himself and

[Coda]

playing with his

[Mi Boys Dinner]

Xbox game console.


(Dat Dinner story is cool bro)

[Juggernaut9473]

he then noticed

[Guzzie]

that his phalanges

[Gargoyle]

were larger than

[Coda]

an elephant's trunk

[Maxdoggy]

. As he traversed

[Guzzie]

along the horizon

[Coda]

he came across a(n)

[Nicholas Sapien]

Woman who can

[Maxdoggy]

make magical potions.

[Coda]

with her feet.

[purple gamer 17]

Under an umbrella

[MayoNugget]

While dancing badly. (Period)

[Silko]

She planned to

[Maxdoggy]

take over the

[Nicholas Sapien]

kitchen and make

[Maxdoggy]

every male around

[Nicholas Sapien]

feel small cause

[Guzzie]

her gigantic sandwiches

[Maxdoggy]

brought all the

[Silko]

boys to the

[UnicornFetus]

yard and ovaries. (period)

[Maxdoggy]

"O RLY?", said

[Guzzie]

the homeless wizard

[WolfPack23]

As he stared

[Silko]

At his massive

[Guzzie]

wizard's staff. Then

[Gargoyle]

he c-c-c-combo broke

[Guzzie]

the guinness world

[OPOC1L1PSE]

a gigantic flying urethra

[Maxdoggy]

**Since you guys posted at the same time, this story now make no grammatical sense. Therefore, I will be continuing off of Guzzie's post "the guinness world"**

record for being

[Coda]

A freaking Wizard

[Maxdoggy]

, Harry Potter! Then,

[OPOC1L1PSE]

Max ate a gigantic

[MedeDust]

Corn dog at

[xXReiBearXx]

Kentucky Fried Chicken

[OPOC1L1PSE]

in a bathtub filled

[Maxdoggy]

with only water. <----PERIOD

[OPOC1L1PSE]

Then Reibear saw

[Maxdoggy]

a magical leoplurodon next

[OPOC1L1PSE]

to a gigantic, flaming

[Guzzie]

dumpster filled with

[Coda]

golden OPOC1L1PSE statue. (PERIOD)


EDIT: Dang. Guzzie beat me to it. Although i'm sure OPOC1L1PSE would like mine better

[OPOC1L1PSE]

golden OPOC1L1PSE statue. (PERIOD)


EDIT: Dang. Guzzie beat me to it. Although i'm sure OPOC1L1PSE would like mine better


*I choose you!*
The OPOC1L1PSE statue

[Guzzie]

OPOC1L1PSE statue it is

golden OPOC1L1PSE statue. (PERIOD)
The statue cracked

[MedeDust]

and fell over

[Maxdoggy]

, spewing it's chocolate-y

[Guzzie]

flavored filling. Before

[Coda]

OPOC1L1PSE died, he

(well, why else would someone get a statue? He died =P )

[Nicholas Sapien]

gave max his

[Maxdoggy]

one and only

[MedeDust]

mop. Max used

[Guzzie]

his swiffer jet

[Maxdoggy]

to clean up

[Lol its James]

the penguin blood,

[Coda]

Which was caused

[Lol its James]

By [An] unknown force

[Maxdoggy]

. This unknown force,

[Silko]

was the Darkside

[Guzzie]

Of Fuzzy's buttcheeks

[Gargoyle]

Blessed with the

[Maxdoggy]

innate ability to

[Guzzie]

create torrential downpours

[Juggernaut9473]

and he washed

[Maxdoggy]

away the one

[Coda]

thing he didn't

[MedeDust]

want to let

[Maxdoggy]

go. The thing

[Coda]

was his most

[Guzzie]

precious kidney stone.

[MedeDust]

Guzzie changed his

[Lol its James]

name to Fuzzy :D

[Coda]

because of the

[Maxdoggy]

copyright infringement lawsuit

[MedeDust]

Provided by the

[Coda]

people in charge

[Reaper]

of the anti

[MedeDust]

butter program. Thankfully,

[Guzzie]

nothing out of

[Lol its James]

Forunner Conflict was

[Reaper]

erased. Now the

[MedeDust]

Large hippo called

[Guzzie]

George W Bush

[Lol its James]

rules the penguin

[Reaper]

Army of REDD

[Vestige]

who usually has

[Reaper]

a lonely life

[Silko]

going to go off reapers post for it makes sense and is grammatically correct with the sentence.

because no one

[Dr Gusta]

cared about him

[Lol its James]

at all. The

[Maxdoggy]

series of unfortunate

[Reaper]

events caused by

[Juggernaut9473]

Fuzzy's turtle shell

[Reaper]

which made everyone

[Silko]

want to wear

[Guzzie]

pocket protectors. Once

[Coda]

everyone had one,

[DarkS1de Reborn]

they committed suicide

[Maxdoggy]

. This mass suicide

[Juggernaut9473]

was recorded by

[Coda]

Juggernaut because of

[Maxdoggy]

his great ability

[Reaper]

to consider suicide

[Guzzie]

regardless of everything

[Maxdoggy]

that had previously

[Lol its James]

happened in his

[Maxdoggy]

now-soiled pants. <------

[Reaper]

However, Because of

[Silko]

his lack of

[Reaper]

Sexual Appealing, Gargoyle

[Guzzie]

endured plastic surgery.

[Reaper]

Unfortunately, his surgery

[Lol its James]

went terribly wrong,

[Guzzie]

and left him

[Maxdoggy]

permanently scarred on

[Coda]

The top of

[Maxdoggy]

his now-deformed

[Guzzie]

and oddly shaped

[Lol its James]

monstrosity of a(n)

[MayoNugget]

face. He then

[Lol its James]

proceeded to drink