Ask a Dinner anything.

[Mi Boys Dinner]

Ask any question, be it my time during the wars, personal, or just retarded questions. Dinner will try to answer any question to the best of his ability. (Which isn't much)



It's 2:30 in the morning. Best idea I could come up with under these circumstances. Derp.

[Dr Gusta]

Would you let me Treat your body? you can trust me i'm a Doctor.

[Mi Boys Dinner]

Your name is Dr. Gusta, sooooooo no. Plus New York doctors are always getting sued. Law and Order is very careful to express this matter.

I wouldn't even let Dr. K touch me. I do not like doctors to be honest.

[OPOC1L1PSE]

Why does Dinner talk in the 3rd person?
Why is Dinner, Dinner?

[Dr Gusta]

does dinner prefer breakfast, lunch, or dinner?

[Mi Boys Dinner]

I sometimes like to speak in third person because frankly it sounds cooler if done correctly.

That second question made me derp. Cause I'm Dinner the person, but also there is Dinner the meal.
I guess humans are also made out of meat, so I could be served as a meal, medium well, with a side of steak fries and a large coke.


Dinner perfers Dinner. Obviously.

[MedeDust]

Do you still love me?

[Dr Gusta]

2797

this is my fav meme, whats urs?

[Mi Boys Dinner]

Do you still love me?

Does a square have 4 90 degree right angles?



2797

this is my fav meme, whats urs?

Trollface

[bazongaman502]

whats for dinner

[Mi Boys Dinner]

whats for dinner

It's 3 in the morning, so nothing.

[Gargoyle]

If a man and a women go on a date in the woods, then they get attacked by a bear and the man pulls out a flamethrower to kill the beast, the girl becomes so impressed that they have sex right then and there and his $ shot is a rainbow that gets the girl pregnant.

By shear awesomeness, is that baby now Zeus?

[bazongaman502]

What is your favorite color of the alphabet?

[Mi Boys Dinner]

If a man and a women go on a date in the woods, then they get attacked by a bear and the man pulls out a flamethrower to kill the beast, the girl becomes so impressed that they have sex right then and there and his $ shot is a rainbow that gets the girl pregnant.

By shear awesomeness, is that baby now Zeus?

Yes


What is your favorite color of the alphabet?

ROYGBIV

[Juggernaut9473]

ROYGBIV

lol rainbow


what is the answer to life and the universe itself?

[Mi Boys Dinner]

lol rainbow


what is the answer to life and the universe itself?

42

[UNLUCKY NUM13ER]

Where the hell did you get the idea for your name? I've always wondered that.

[Mi Boys Dinner]

Where the hell did you get the idea for your name? I've always wondered that.

It's actually from some old Zelda CD-I games. (They sucks nuts btw)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiP3ojMyTR0

[Raider0614]

It's actually from some old Zelda CD-I games. (They sucks nuts btw)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiP3ojMyTR0

I knew it!

2832

So my question is...lamp oil, rope, or bombs?

[Mi Boys Dinner]

I knew it!

2832

So my question is...lamp oil, rope, or bombs?

SQUADALA!

Bombs, but I have no money and the shopkeeper doesn't give credit.

[Raider0614]

^ And just like that. My day is made.

[Mi Boys Dinner]

^ And just like that. My day is made.

I aim to please. No homo.

[Al Capone111]

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Can fat people go skinny dipping?

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

Do vampires get AIDS?

If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?

How does a blind person know when they are done wiping?

[bazongaman502]

I cant wait to hear those answerd lol

[purple gamer 17]

I cant wait to hear those answerd lol
Yes, Indeed

[Coda]

I can answer the ones about deafness and blindness. But not if you want a joking answer :P

[Mi Boys Dinner]

Someone of noble stature or of power, like Frans Ferdinand.

I think there's a Heaven closet.

Because it costs more to cut off the corners of the box.

Yes, cause a hearing is just the name of that process.

Because if there were too many candidates, there wouldn't be enough votes to decide a winner. Also 50 because that's how many states there are.

Because sometimes panties have to hold TWO people's liquids.

Yes, they just can't understand why they're eating it. It tastes like learning.

Marines.

There are a lot of songs that nobody cares about. Take some of today's music.

They can not carpool, trust me on this one.

Because that motion is used mostly to say suck my dick.

I think they can see dreams mainly because it's a different part of their brain. And yes, everyone is capable of dreaming.

Babies. Duh.

Religion.

Because asteroid comes from Greek meaning star or star-like. Hemorrhoid has the word hemo, which is blood.

They can, but it would be really, really disturbing.

Wouldn't it be both?

Yes, but because they're already dead, they don't give a fuck.

Invisible.

It's a lovely little sense called feeling. BUTTHOLE EXAMINATION TIME.

[Al Capone111]

It's a lovely little sense called feeling. BUTTHOLE EXAMINATION TIME.

2865

[Blackhawk570]

Dinner what should I do about my anal herpes?

[Reaper]

who do you think will win the first Halo 4 war, REDD or BLUE?

Why do people think Black Ops is a good game?

Did OJ really do it?

Which person in FC do you think will most likely get raped in the next month?

Whats the meaning of life?

How did Mythonian become a Cyborg?

Who do you think will win in a fight, Avengers or Justice League?

Would you ever change your name from dinner to lunch?

[Al Capone111]

who do you think will win the first Halo 4 war, REDD or BLUE?

Why do people think Black Ops is a good game?

Did OJ really do it?

Which person in FC do you think will most likely get raped in the next month?

Whats the meaning of life?

How did Mythonian become a Cyborg?

Who do you think will win in a fight, Avengers or Justice League?

Would you ever change your name from dinner to lunch?

I got these:

BLUE
It has Nazis and Zombies. Two things every gamer loves to shoot.
Drink milk, OJ will kill you.
Andi
Video games
Aliens
Avengers
Dinch = Dinner + Lunch

[Mi Boys Dinner]

Dinner what should I do about my anal herpes?

Contact your local pharmacy ya fool.


who do you think will win the first Halo 4 war, REDD or BLUE?

Why do people think Black Ops is a good game?

Did OJ really do it?

Which person in FC do you think will most likely get raped in the next month?

Whats the meaning of life?

How did Mythonian become a Cyborg?

Who do you think will win in a fight, Avengers or Justice League?

Would you ever change your name from dinner to lunch?

GREEN Army has already won. Checkmate.

In my opinion, it's because the storyline was compelling, and fitted in with coverups during that time period. Also zombies like a boss.

I think he did do it.

Whoever's a woman.

Watch The Universe and Ancient Aliens. It will change your life.

He was manufactured.

Although Avengers are boss, I still have to say the Justice League, they just have way more people in them.

Fuck no.


2865

Deal with it.
2866

[Al Capone111]

2867

[Reaper]

Will ghosthammer ever be a man of his word and post that video of him dancing?

[SuRroundeD By 1]

Do you think Halo 4 will be good/ the best Halo game to date?

[Coda]

How's it going?

[Mi Boys Dinner]

Will ghosthammer ever be a man of his word and post that video of him dancing?

Probably not. Ever.


Do you think Halo 4 will be good/ the best Halo game to date?

I wouldn't say "the best". That remains to be seen as of yet, although I am really looking forward to it's release. I think 343 has some capable hands. But with it's graphics, multiplayer, forging, and a new spin storyline, I'd say it will be an awesome game to play.


How's it going?

Pretty good, trading hats. Yeah, you'll never guess what I'm playing.

[Reaper]

Should REDD army
be suprised?

[Mi Boys Dinner]

Should REDD army be suprised?

You should be. There's a storm coming.

[Reaper]

who is more mature in your opinion, REDD or BLUE?

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Where's Waldo?

Whats Shwarma?

Is Raz Vader mad at how I ended my story?

Will you ever fight in the wars again?

Should REDD army be mad at Ghosthammer since he didn't honor his promise?

How much can i sell my brother for?

Who is the Emporer?

If i gave you all my Vcash, would you Assassinate a BLUE i have on my hitlist?

[bazongaman502]

Why do you not participate in battles?

[Mi Boys Dinner]

Both sides can be immature from what I've seen. Deciding which one is better is complicated.

The egg, nobody said it was a chicken egg.

Waldo usually is in a well populated city, or a very dense area.

I do believe you're talking about an Arab way of preparing various meats. I could be wrong though.

Raz can be mad at a lot of things. (haxors) I doubt that a story is one of his concerns.

Ghosthammer, (Cody in my day), could be trying to avoid any more humiliation.

Depends on what your brother can do.

What Emperor we talking about here? You mean different Emperors in history, or the Redd Emperor?

No, Blue is my loyal color, and I would never kill a Blue, not even if they deserved it.



Will you ever fight in the wars again?


Why do you not participate in battles?

I'm from a different era than the younger folks. Things change. Time changes everything. Most of my allies had to leave, due to life changes. I left before things could change me, so I could leave an imprint on FC, instead of my time become wornout and rustic.


But with a Halo 4 dawning upon us, an old Major may rise again.

[VerbotenDonkey]

I'm an ex-BLUE, so you'd kill me? :P

[Mi Boys Dinner]

I'm an ex-BLUE, so you'd kill me? :P

After I took all your hats. Gladly. :D

[bazongaman502]

I'm an ex-BLUE, so you'd kill me? :P

I think you and i are on the same boat on this one lol

[Reaper]

who do you believe will win the first Halo 4 war (don't say green), red or blue?

[Blackhawk570]

Dinner. Fuck me.

[Sicarioano]

How many fucks were given on your day of birth?

[Gargoyle]

Can you go bowling with an armadillo?

[Reaper]

if i gave you 10,000,000 to kill BLUE Highcom, how would you do it?

(cannot use guns, knives, strangling, explosives, poison, drowning, hanging, electricution, or squishing him with cars, buildings, rocks, ect)

[Sicarioano]

if i gave you 10,000,000 to kill BLUE Highcom, how would you do it?

(cannot use guns, knives, strangling, explosives, poison, drowning, hanging, electricution, or squishing him with cars, buildings, rocks, ect)

10 million what? Fucks up the ass?

[Gargoyle]

10,000,000 My little ponies????

[Reaper]

$10,000,000

[Mi Boys Dinner]

Blue Army, don't let me down.

That wasn't a question.

I was born on the anniversary of a Great Earth Quaker, many fucks were given.

Only if you bribe him with sexy women armadillos.

Mind Games. I'd set it up were they would be driven to the point of killin