Welcome to the Salty Spitoon

[VerbotenDonkey]

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Comment below! :P

[Lol its James]

I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast...



Without any milk

[bazongaman502]

Got a new bottle of Ketchup?

[MedeDust]

I removed a splinter from my thumb, through the other side.

[Juggernaut9473]

I got kicked in the face...by chuck norris

[Raider0614]

I beat Halo 3 on legendary...alone.

[silversleek]

i ate a mans heart. without cutting it out of him first.

[Silko]

I had sex with Fuzzy's mom.

I win.

[bazongaman502]

I had sex with Fuzzy's mom.

I win.

*small tears start coming out* im so proud

[Silko]

*small tears start coming out* im so proud

Little known fact: Fuzzy's Mom is half woman half turtle.

[Rokkman X]

I headbutted a guy once, it gave him a concussion.

[UNLUCKY NUM13ER]

I once beat Guzzie in a 1v1


LOL I'm sorry I couldn't say that with a straight face :D he trashed me.

[Coda]

I once beat Guzzie in a 1v1
If that were true, you'd be the one running the salty spittoon :P

[Al Capone111]

I took a shot of moonshine, and poured a second one. Then drank it. Didn't go blind.

[MedeDust]

I had sex with fuzzy's dad.....

[Coda]

I wrestled my dad. And almost won.

(he's a Paralympic Gold Medalist in wrestling)

[Al Capone111]

I had sex with fuzzy's dad.....

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[EriRi 1138]

Hi. I'm Eric.

[SuRroundeD By 1]

I stalk Slenderman

[Relapsive]

I once beat fuzzy and guzzie in a 2v1....

(They betrayed each other for the sniper rifle... Continuously)

[MayoNugget]

My brother hit me in the head...
With his Nokia.

[Fuzzy]

I had sex with Fuzzy's mom.

I win.

Oh my...


Little known fact: Fuzzy's Mom is half woman half turtle.

That potentially may be true.


I had sex with fuzzy's dad.....

OH MY! WHY! DAMMIT MEDE!


I once beat fuzzy and guzzie in a 2v1....

(They betrayed each other for the sniper rifle... Continuously)

This is a true story...

[Vestige]

I stuck it in... Without looking.

If you know what I mean~

[Spartanbh]

I beat the Elite Four

With a Magikarp using Splash.


Hi. I'm Eric.

Win.

[xXReiBearXx]

I had sex with Fuzzy's dog O_o

[bazongaman502]

I had sex with Fuzzy's dog O_o

Im now worried about you and I now have to live the rest of my life with the regret of knowing that

[VerbotenDonkey]

What worries me most is that Fuzzy doesn't have a dog ...

[Fuzzy]

What worries me most is that Fuzzy doesn't have a dog ...

I don't? What creature is this thing than...

[VerbotenDonkey]

I don't? What creature is this thing than...

A turtle obviously.

You're a terrible liar.

[Lol its James]

A turtle dog mix...

Rei you have some explaining to do

[xXReiBearXx]

Well according to this thread Fuzzy's mom and dad have been taken already so I had to have sex with the dog...I was tardy to the party >_>

[MedeDust]

I made fuzzy's sig.

[bazongaman502]

Well according to this thread Fuzzy's mom and dad have been taken already so I had to have sex with the dog...I was tardy to the party >_>

brother? sister? Uncle? Aunt? Cousin? Grandpa? Grandma?... Fuzzy? lol

[Al Capone111]

I shot the sheriff, and the deputy. With the same bullet. With my finger gun.

[UnicornFetus]

I beat the Elite Four

With a Magikarp using Splash.

This guy is my hero.



How tough am I? I went to a website where you had to be thirteen to enter when I was 12.

Without my parents' permission.

[Silko]

I made fuzzy's sig.

I love you right now.

[Al Capone111]

I made Fuzzy feel like a real woman. By making him do my laundry.

[Silko]

I made him make me a sandwich

[MedeDust]

I think the topic title can officially be changed.