Old Timey Quotes

[Salvanous]

So me and a couple of my college friends have this fun random game of playing with words and making commonly heard phrases into an "old timey" type of context. I wanted to throw the game out to you guys and see what you came up with for these types of phrases.

for example:

"You mad bro?"="Disgruntled brethren?"

"Fuck your shit bro." ="Fornicate thine excrement brethren"

Let's see what you guys can come up with. :)

[EriRi 1138]

Any and all entities of question shall be most regarded as quite false. Furthermore, the extent of all possible options and therefore choices shan't be considered illegitimate, but quite the contrary.

[Maxdoggy]

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[Juggernaut9473]

Come at me bro - cometh upon me bretheren

Bring that pile of sticks over here - bringeth thy faggot over hither


For those of you who don't know...faggot actually means a pile of sticks before it beclame a crude slang word

[Silko]

Fuck your couch - May you have your couch or other furniture meant for lounging upon be thoroughly fornicated.

[Juggernaut9473]

You can kiss my ass - you can firmly plant your lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly