Walk-through Game

[MedeDust]

This game is very simple,

1. I start by asking for a walk-through to a dramatic situation I have.
2. The next person to post walks me through a solution(It can be anything but be humorous and creative***Point of the game)
3. The person that posted now has to ask for a different walk-through to a different situation.

Ok Ill start now.

I went to feed my pet panda but fell into an 8ft ditch full of cats, I need to get out, I have no communication device and nobody is around to help. I have but a pen and a small notepad. My Panda will starve to death, what can I do?

[Maxdoggy]

Feed yourself to the Panda to ensure its survival.


I found an asian who claims to be called "Chris' climbing out of a deep tunnel system. He doesn't speak any English but he needs to learn how to speak it in order to avoid Immigration. How do I find out what language he speaks in order to communicate within the next five minutes?

[bazongaman502]

@Mede
Answer: Here is what you do. You do what you can to become "one" with the cats. Once you gain their trust, you must sabatoge their organization. At night, while the cats are asleep, throw the leader cat over the ditch to your pet panda. The Panda will eat the cat (<-- Panda is now fed). Without waking any of the cats up, write a suicide note for the leader cat that also says "You are now in charge". Now train the cats and get them all buffed up like they are on drugs. Then, you make them make a "Ladder" with their bodies (they are now strong, maybe they can hold your weight... unless your a fat ass). Climb out, and then feed your panda what you wanted to feed him/her with originally. Now buy a shit load of concrete mix (follow directions) and fill the ditch with the concrete, that way you dont have to go through these stages ever again. After that, make a tombstone for the cats that sacrificed themselfs so you can live... dont matter what it says on there, but make one. And now, you are safe... unless your panda tries to eat you because it ate meat before, then you are fucked either way.

@Max
Answer: Pull out a gun, aim it at him and tell him to play the yes and no game (Nod for yes, shake for no... chances are he will start playing that immediatly)


Question: I was driving to the mountins to help get a christmas tree with my family on a Snowy day. I chose to drive alone with no one else, but accidently left my phone at the house. As we get closer to the mountins, the snow comes down harder, eventually turning into a blizzard in which i can only see 3 feet infront of me. Not being able to see the turn, i drove off the road and crashed into a revine 30ft below. Sadly, i broke both of my legs. I only have a lighter, a bag of weed and the latest edition of "Playboy". What should i do in order to survive or how to get home

[Deaf]

@Mede

Question: I was driving to the mountins to help get a christmas tree with my family on a Snowy day. I chose to drive alone with no one else, but accidently left my phone at the house. As we get closer to the mountins, the snow comes down harder, eventually turning into a blizzard in which i can only see 3 feet infront of me. Not being able to see the turn, i drove off the road and crashed into a revine 30ft below. Sadly, i broke both of my legs. I only have a lighter, a bag of weed and the latest edition of "Playboy". What should i do in order to survive or how to get home

First, you have to obviously light the bag of weed to warm you and begin to relax you. You then have to create a makeshift boat out of the pages of playboy, make sure you'll be able to see the content from the inside of the boat. Sit in the boat, look at the pages, and get to work. Your goal here, since you have two broken legs, is to create a river of your boys to be able to sail all the way home.

Question-You are at your house preparing a BBQ for the 4th of July. You go into a big walk-in freezer to get some burgers and the door closes and locks you in. Your friends won't be coming for hours and if you don't think of something quickly, you are sure to freeze. Luckily, in addition to having the frozen burgers and hotdogs, you also have your beloved pet turtle. Who was phone?