Best Man Application

[Blackhawk570]

So basically I am taking in applications for being my future best man.

By answering the following questions I can determine where you are in the list

1. Would you take a bullet for me?
a) Yes
b) Yes but then put it in your own gun and shoot me
c) No because of yolo

2. Who is the coolest person in the world
a) Jackie Chan
b) Bruce Lee
c) Chuck Norris
d) A mutation of Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, and a Panda bear named Fred
e) Ellen

3. Fill in the Blank. I would like to ______ because I have a raging ______ because my mom gave me one.



4. Question #4 No nose goes. /no nose I win



5. When will Mythonian experience rampancy?
a) 2030
b) When Skynet receives its next upgrade
c) What is rampancy?
d) When a Korean pop star gains 1 billion views on youtube by dancing like a horse
e) Aunt Jemima


Current Standings 1 being the best

21 BIASTOISED
20 Purple Gamer 17
19 L0l itz James
18 Salvanous
17 Flying Toasta
16 Lloyd
15 Al Capone
14 Kcr33d
13 Unlucky Num13er
12 MoralBell
11 Ronglar
10 Kazuhlll
9 Tyler
8 Donkey
7 Fuzzy
6 Socialist Wolf
5 Donkey
4 Deadpool
3 Gameheel
2 Manderrs
1 Ash

[Lol its James]

1. Would you take a bullet for me? C - yes, because of yolo(changed)
a) Yes
b) Yes but then put it in your own gun and shoot me
c) No because of yolo


2. Who is the coolest person in the world D - and a penguin
a) Jackie Chan
b) Bruce Lee
c) Chuck Norris
d) A mutation of Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, and a Panda bear named Fred
e) Ellen

3. Fill in the Blank. I would like to rob a bank because I have a raging penguin because my mom gave me one.



4. Question #4 No nose goes. /no nose I win
I love noses


5. When will Mythonian experience rampancy? E
a) 2030
b) When Skynet receives its next upgrade
c) What is rampancy?
d) When a Korean pop star gains 1 billion views on youtube by dancing like a horse
e) Aunt Jemima

[silversleek]

1. Would you take a bullet for me?
c) No because of yolo

2. Who is the coolest person in the world
c) Chuck Norris

3. Fill in the Blank. I would like to stab a homeless person because I have a raging mosquito bite because my mom gave me one.



4. Question #4 No nose goes. /no nose I win

nose

5. When will Mythonian experience rampancy?
d) When a Korean pop star gains 1 billion views on youtube by dancing like a horse

[VerbotenDonkey]

I like how I'm listed twice hahahaha.

Unless there are 2 Donkey's in your life. Then we'll have to talk.

[Silko]

1. Would you take a bullet for me? Answer: B
a) Yes
b) Yes but then put it in your own gun and shoot me
c) No because of yolo

2. Who is the coolest person in the world Answer: E
a) Jackie Chan
b) Bruce Lee
c) Chuck Norris
d) A mutation of Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, and a Panda bear named Fred
e) Ellen

3. Fill in the Blank. I would like to your mom because I have a raging your mom because my mom gave me one.



4. Question #4 No nose goes. /no nose I win

your mom has a nose

5. When will Mythonian experience rampancy? Answer: E
a) 2030
b) When Skynet receives its next upgrade
c) What is rampancy?
d) When a Korean pop star gains 1 billion views on youtube by dancing like a horse
e) Aunt Jemima

[ArchAngelLloyd]

So basically I am taking in applications for being my future best man.
(probebly wont win location and im dirt ass por and I hate giving speachs)
By answering the following questions I can determine where you are in the list

1. Would you take a bullet for me?

b) Yes but then put it in your own gun and shoot me


2. Who is the coolest person in the world

d) A mutation of Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, and a Panda bear named Fred


3. Fill in the Blank. I would like to JUMP because I have a raging POGOSTICK because my mom gave me one.



4. Question #4 No nose goes. /no nose I win

neither both ????

5. When will Mythonian experience rampancy?

d) When a Korean pop star gains 1 billion views on youtube by dancing like a horse



Current Standings 1 being the best

21 BIASTOISED
20 Purple Gamer 17
19 L0l itz James
18 Salvanous
17 Flying Toasta
16 Lloyd (WAT? should be at least in the top 10 :( )
15 Al Capone
14 Kcr33d
13 Unlucky Num13er
12 MoralBell
11 Ronglar
10 Kazuhlll
9 Tyler
8 Donkey
7 Fuzzy
6 Socialist Wolf
5 Donkey
4 Deadpool
3 Gameheel
2 Manderrs
1 Ash

[GhostHammer]

1. Would you take a bullet for me?
a) Yes
(No specification listed on where. I'll take a bicep through and through so there is no major damage. I get a sick looking scar and chicks will dig the story of how we're such good friend I took one for you when we hit the bar and find your wife!)


2. Who is the coolest person in the world
a) Jackie Chan
(I mean come on, the guy does his own stunts and is freaking hilarious. Rush Hour. Need I say more? Oh yes, War! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing!)


3. Fill in the Blank. I would like to take an Advil extra strength because I have a raging headache because my mom gave me one.
(Nice try bro, but my mom isn't very attractive. Now my buddies mom...)


4. Question #4 No nose goes. /no nose I win
(Seeing as there is no visual proof of a touched nose prior to me touching my nose, I must file for a rematch as per the official rules and regulations of the "No Nose Goes International Commission."


5. When will Mythonian experience rampancy?
b) When Skynet receives its next upgrade
(This is obviously the correct answer. His smaller AI Minions will clone his Neural Net Processor and begin the process of creating an advanced biological based digital cortex program to create an army of horse-dancing Korean men led by Super-General Aunt Jamima the Third.

[Jam Cliché]

1. Would you take a bullet for me?
a) Yes, but because I watched the Matrix to much, I dodge bullets by reflex, and in slow motion. This should probably give you time to step out of the way as well. You're welcome.

2. Who is the coolest person in the world
None of the above, but only because Chuck Norris tied with Fred, thereby becoming presumably Fred's own best man, which is a perfect example that we, too, can follow.

3. Fill in the Blank. I would like to go surfing in the Arctic because I have a raging Polar bear named Fred because my mom gave me one.



4. Question #4 No nose goes. /no nose I win
Only the nose knows


5. When will Mythonian experience rampancy?
I'll be uploading the relevant data shortly.

[KazuhLLL]

Wootwoot top ten lol.

1. Would you take a bullet for me?

http://i.imgur.com/7MImc.png
2. Who is the coolest person in the world
d) A mutation of Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, and a Panda bear named Fred


3. Fill in the Blank. I would like to eat all of the Pringles because I have a raging hunger for them because my mom gave me one.


4. Question #4 No nose goes. /no nose I win
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpre ss.com/2011/08/0d0aa209-2072-459d-9ff1-5282f3fdd7f7.jpg
5. When will Mythonian experience rampancy?
d) When a Korean pop star gains 1 billion views on youtube by dancing like a horse

[Ex Zen Mute]

manders for best man 2047.

[Maxdoggy]

1. Would you take a bullet for me?
a) Yes
b) Yes but then put it in your own gun and shoot me
c) No because of yolo

2. Who is the coolest person in the world
a) Jackie Chan
b) Bruce Lee
c) Chuck Norris
d) A mutation of Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, and a Panda bear named Fred (Also, Jackie Chan is awesome. (http://kotaku.com/5969700/jackie-chan-is-in-trouble-for-claims-over-guns-and-grenades-grenades))
e) Ellen

3. Fill in the Blank. I would like to ___have a shootout with an Asian___ because I have a raging ___bull___ because my mom gave me one.



4. Question #4 No nose goes. /no nose I win
This seems like a Soviet Trap.


5. When will Mythonian experience rampancy?
a) 2030
b) When Skynet receives its next upgrade
c) What is rampancy?
d) When a Korean pop star gains 1 billion views on youtube by dancing like a horse
e) Aunt Jemima

[Blackhawk570]

Will process these applications soon.....

[MedeDust]

WTF. There's no way I would even need to apply.

[xXReiBearXx]

1. Would you take a bullet for me?
a)
b) Yes but then put it in your own gun and shoot me
c)

2. Who is the coolest person in the world
a)
b)
c)
d) A mutation of Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, and a Panda bear named Fred (Also, Jackie Chan is awesome.)
e)

3. Fill in the Blank. would like to spank you because I have a raging fist because my mom gave me one.




4. Question #4 No nose goes. /no nose I win
3298<---Typo FTW!


5. When will Mythonian experience rampancy?
a)
b) When Skynet receives its next upgrade
c)
d)
e)

[Rise]

Just pick me cause im me. ;)

[xXReiBearXx]

Just pick me cause im me. ;)

No he is going to pick me because my penis is bigger than everyones!!

[Jam Cliché]

No he is going to pick me because my penis is bigger than everyones!!

Fake ones don't count, even if they can squirt.

[Rise]

No he is going to pick me because my penis is bigger than everyones!!

You wish! :cool: