For the record: no, I do not plan on going and getting drunk. I've got better things to do.
Anyway, I want a single birthday present from all you guys:
Stop bickering. Stop being dicks. Stop hating each other, and start cooperating.
You guys really irritate me sometimes. All of you. Most of you. All of you.
I do WAY too much work around here for you guys to just go and fuck everything up, and then refuse to fix it. Stop it, or I seriously won't just keep putting up with it forever.
I could care less about what happens. But, there's only one sure-fire way to actually solve this problem, so I was kind enough to embolden it above.