Get your Guns ready... its Zombie time
2 things have just happened recently and people are saying "Zombies are here. East Coast has been hit first"
Story 1: A 31-year old man attacked a homeless man under an overpass. He ended up bitting off and eating 75% of the mans face before he was shot and killed.... read more about the story here, please understand picture is graphic.
Story 2: A Morgan State Universaty student admitted to killing his roommate and eating part of his brain and all of his heart after killing him and splitting his body parts in pieces. Rest of the body was found behind a Church in a dumpster. Read more about the story here.
Hope you guys are ready and have your Zombie plans all set up.... its every-man for himself now....
Everyone buy FC shirts and wear them 24/7... that way if we each other we can team up or we can blow your brains out with sorrow....
Remember your Basic rules:
Rule 1: Cardio
Rule 2: Double Tap
Rule 3: Beware of Bathrooms
Rule 4: Seatbelts
Oh and dont kill Bill Murry... he is a legend
Re: Get your Guns ready... its Zombie time
I recommend everyone read the Zombie Survival handbook or whatever it's called....I can't remember but it was a good read.
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Just in case people are legitimately concerned, I'm going to be that guy. It's not a zombie apocalypse. One guy was drugged up on extreme LSD called bath salts, and the other guy is probably just fucking insane. People actually do cannibalistic shit all the time. Just google it. The only reason it's getting any press is because we have nothing better to be reporting.
On the other hand, Zombieland was a fantastic film.
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EriRi 1138
Just in case people are legitimately concerned, I'm going to be that guy. It's not a zombie apocalypse. One guy was drugged up on extreme LSD called bath salts, and the other guy is probably just fucking insane. People actually do cannibalistic shit all the time. Just google it. The only reason it's getting any press is because we have nothing better to be reporting.
On the other hand, Zombieland was a fantastic film.
this was mearly just a joke.... way to kill the fun lol
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EriRi 1138
Just in case people are legitimately concerned
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There's nothing wrong with being prepared. Mass hysteria is probably the worst thing we're going to have to deal with at the end of 2012. That and a government takeover, occupation of the US, famine, drought, revolution. Lot's of things are going to happen this year that will change the way we see our future. If nothing happens? Then I get to go have a party, shoot my guns and be happy that nothing bad has happened so far.
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Rokkman X
There's nothing wrong with being prepared. Mass hysteria is probably the worst thing we're going to have to deal with at the end of 2012. That and a government takeover, occupation of the US, famine, drought, revolution. Lot's of things are going to happen this year that will change the way we see our future. If nothing happens? Then I get to go have a party, shoot my guns and be happy that nothing bad has happened so far.
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Mythonian
Indeed