The Rapocalypse

Hello gentlemen, gentlewomen and furries~
Have you been looking for a thread where you are allowed to spit a few or drop some bitch-nasty sick fires? Well, you are now in luck. You can now end your great Odyssey and prepare your freestyle-rectum and shart all over this thread.

There are few rules here.

1. It must be freestyle. What I mean by that is that you use your fingers to write down the sick fires spontaneously. Do not sit in your chair for hours plotting sick-ass rhymes, it ruins the fun.

2. Be cool

Also if this thread fails, I will say that this thread was made ironically BD

LET THE BITCHNASTINESS BEGIN

Hey yo, I´m a coolkid dawg
I am the coolest mofo with a Happauge
Sit down bitch and listen to my rap-pastry
Get on my level kid, we aint taking it hasty
Yo, this is how I roll
This 8nt some kind of 4´O clock stroll
Immah kick you so hard your head pops off
I am typing these rhymes while I cough
Up your organs through my piehole
It makes you as confused as a blind bitch-ass mole
Immah kick you in the face
Immah bring up the pace
Cause I am winning this rap-race
I will tear up your carapace
I will smash your balls with this mace
I will tie your shoe-lace
I will inhale this moky haze
I will find the exit of this maze

WORD