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-What does the Middle East and Kim Kardashians ass have in common?
Both are Massive, have oil and have been invaded by the West.

Hooters should have a home delivery service and call it "Knockers"

I was to die like my grandmother did, sleeping peacefully. And not screaming like the other 4 people in the car did

I'm so excited this girl said I was "The One". I'm sure the other guys in the police lineup are jealous.

Whoever said "Technology would replace paper" obviously hasn't tried wiping their butt with an Ipad