Thieves Arrested for Stealing 6 Million Pounds of Maple Syrup in Canada
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Alright that does it. Saddle up my fellow Canadians. They will learn not to mess up our syrup!
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Oh they will feel the wrath of my hockey stick over this travesty...
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I am already saddling up my moose for the assault. Would go a lot faster if he would stop picking fights with those weird metal things with wheels that trap people inside them. Those are some weird creatures.
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Hockey stick, and combat moose ready for the assault
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Little did they know that the 6 million pounds of maple syrup was actually a decoy in order for the remaining five to go steal 7 million pounds of Tim Horton's.
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The lack of "eh"s in this thread is disturbing.
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Need my body armor made out of beaver pelts just in case...
Okay I'm good.
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You know that Sgt Greg they were referencing in the article, yea that was me. I saved the Maple Syrup, I am Canada's hero!
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Fuzzy
You know that Sgt Greg they were referencing in the article, yea that was me. I saved the Maple Syrup, I am Canada's hero!
Stop trying to take all the credit. We all know it was Captain Canuck who saved the day again!