When I need a weapon
I don't reach for the standby button
My profiles are intact
my cache is clean
I don't drink chocolate milk
and a teabag is something I steep in hot water for five minutes
I jam out to the sound of my own killing sprees
not some open-mic jukebox
and crouch-jumping gives me all the height I need
When I need a weapon
I bring guts and respect
When I need a weapon
I bring a "Good Game."