There once was panda in Wales
and he had a great many tales
he began a great song,
and do read along,
like a story of flattulant gales.

Now this panda in wales,
with a great many tales,
did tell of a frog who could jam.

How often he sang,
until it did rain
molton flesh like fallout 3 cram.

his electric guitar
would scream from afar
and rise the dead from the sea

the frog would play rock
riding a saddled c*ck (The rooster kind)
that flew past you and me.

The oceans did boil
left lands in turmoil
as Kermit the frog did play



He snorted some coke
on mushrooms he choked
and chased the light of day

He ran at the speed of light
Vomiting rainbows of fright
eating the whole muppet cast

It wasn't his fault
They needed more salt
he would be free at last.



with a hand up his ass
time did come to pass
that Kermit was right annoyed

he turned with a frown
turned it upside down
and now he looked quite overjoyed.

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"Oh hey there ol chum"
ol Kermit did hum
"have you ever checked your hand? "

The puppeteer scoffed
and with a shy cough
did mutter "I don't understand"

"You will never know,
whats under the show"
Kermit said as a snide remark

The puppeteers hand withdrew
he knew he was screwed
a fully primed hand grenade stark.



So ends the the story
of blood and glory
and the best rocker of all time

He's eating your dog
but he's just a damned frog
but I hope you enjoyed this small rhyme.