FC= Funny Quotes

[XxClearSh0txX]

"I think I just sat on my cat..." -Toxic.

[Nocte]

SpartanBH "So I was in my accounting class today. haha Jewish joke."

Everyone else in the party *laughs*

[Kuhblam]

"There's no way in hell you Blue scumbags are taking my Penis-Command-Center!"

-Kuhblam, referring to the custom map "Tritan" that is being used in these wars. The map features a command center for a large prototype of a new railgun. Hence, the "Penis Command Center". :P

Hallowed and sacred ground. You shall not take it from us.

~Kuhblam

[Maxdoggy]

"Hey guys. I'm back. I just got some soup." - Final Core, during matchmaking after being AFK.

"Who the hell makes soup while playing Halo!??!" - Maxdoggy

[Final Core]

"Final Core why do you only have one kill?" Me: "I dont know i only fired one shot this whole time"
Another time today
"I AM FC" Forerunner Conflict - Final Core

[GhostHammer]

Wrong. Larry Morris II was the best feild mushroom ever.

Also, the obligatory saying of "MonsterJaaaaaaaammm! " by Iforgetwho everytime Monster Jam was played was awesome as well.

Gotta love the feild mushroom!

*Playing snipes in Halo 3 Octagon map*

Ash-"This map is retarded"
Ninja-"No its not. Its a octagon"
Me-"Yeah Ash, retards not a shape"

Cried during this entire game I was laughing so hard.

"Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck everybody." ~ Coolio

That's a classic!

The following is based on a true story.

7:30ish on a Saturday night at the movie theater Ciniplex Odion. Loco, Andimion, Markix, Valkanator and DarkOmegaZero are all present. Standing in line to buy some pop corn.

LocoCrazy realizes that he is in the presents of his FieldMarshal. Loco turns around to look at his superior, he crouches down on one knee in front of at least 40+ strangers. Andimion finally realizes that Loco is saluting him in the movie theater. Animion face palms himself.

They crew buys their pop corn and find their seats.

The end.


P.S. that really happened.

Wish I could've seen that, almost pissed myslf reading it, don't even wana now how hard I'd be laughing seing it live.

"U Jelly?"

YESSSS!

turrent.

paradisieo.

OMFG YES!




Ok here's some I remember :P

"DAMNIT RAZ"

Raz at that copy cat wars bootcamp - "I have something to say..."

Snackman90 - "JUST GET TO THE HILL" (Waterworks Battle)

Nightwish Tryouts "Sing me a song" - Raz

Sooo many I just can't quite remember.

[Mi Boys Dinner]

Gotta love the feild mushroom!

Also known alias, "Mr Hill 30". 27th knows the story.

[LocoCrazy]

Loco: So a cat falls into a well. A rooster laughs. Morel of the the story is: A wet pussy makes a happy cock

Kuhblam (trying to act smart): Well you see normally I'd have a rooster present while dealing with a cat

Loco: Wait so...the rooster is present or the rooster is a present? Oh! Th rooster is cooked and is a thanksgiving present. So basically, Kuhblam, you're telling me you like steaming piles of cock?

Kuhblm: *laughs*

[Andimion]

Eagle: Andi, im sorry to have to do this. But, seeing how your rank is now where it is. Another Red member is requesting you run laps after the battles tonight.

Me: I'll make this plain and simple. I have done nothing wrong and committed no disrespect. Therefore im running no laps tonight.

Eagle: Screw it, Clear you're on your own.

Clear: Dammit Eagle!

Me: OH! I SEE HOW IT IS CLEAR! You and me are having words after battles boy.. The only laps i'll be running are me chasing your ass down.. Gonna be a short lap.

[PhoenixPrime(GEN)]

"Drink the water!"

- Raz


Yes, I went there