FC= Funny Quotes

[bazongaman502]

so iv noticed some people signitures have quotes that are funny to them... but what is the best one that you have heard here at FC???

Mine has to be about 6 hours ago, but John was telling me you guys posted a thread asking the samething as i just did (but i couldnt/cant find it). So while John was reading them, he noticed they were all about sex and stuff.... and immediatly i spoke up saying: "of course theres going to be a threat like that. Let alone about 90% of FC is guys and we all run on the function of 'Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'n Roll'..."

you guys may not think thats funny, but it was funny as hell right when it happened

So whats yours???

[Carpe Vexillum]

(Watching RaZ livestream sig artwork.)

"Ok im going to put on my pants and go eat dinner." - Metkil

"Alright." - RaZ

"Gross metty." - Carpe

"Thank you carpe." - RaZ

"What could be taken..."

"You guys are perverts." - Metkil

"I'm wearing shorts." - Metkil

~~~
And last week "That health pack just kicked your ass!"

[Nocte]

*Funk talking during bootcamp*

EAGLE: Wait Funk shut-up. Just listen.

Gargoyle: God of Ironing Boards, God Sex, God Beer, God of Halo, God of Sand, God of Xbox, God of Trees, (the list goes on....)

*Everyone laughs*

Funk: Yep he's drunk.

[II Recanz II]

"Hold mah beer." - Gargoyle

[Fiery Grave]

in a party consisting me, Juggernaut, and Dinner.

"I gotta go have dinner." - Me
"I had dinner about half an hour ago" - Juggernaut
"Dinner you are a whore" - Me

one of those you have to be there to hear how it played out but obviously calling dinner a whore stuck.

[Deathhawk]

I'm the master of the bomb!

Fiery gets smacked in the face with a grav hammer and dies.

Lol. So many, I forget.

[Mi Boys Dinner]

in a party consisting me, Juggernaut, and Dinner.

"I gotta go have dinner." - Me
"I had dinner about half an hour ago" - Juggernaut
"Dinner you are a whore" - Me

one of those you have to be there to hear how it played out but obviously calling dinner a whore stuck.

Goddamnit, I was going to put that lol.

Then there's the one where Loco was going to bleach someone's yard. Probably Yehsus's.

[Metkil5685]

Obligatory.

FC1. Wolf Squad. Epitaph.

(We were set up on the ramps by the smaller lift. One I was on the left ramp, Socialist on the right, and the last two floated between the the two.)

Socialist makes a comment about how all the Reds are going over there. He then asks me how my ramp was.

Me: It's so empty, I'm roasting marshmallows over here.

[Bodaciousbaconn]

I've never even SEEN bacon that bodacious! ~aDeltaFunction

Look at the bodacity of that bacon!!! ~aDeltaFunction

[Bodaciousbaconn]

Chilly before the game: Alright, I don't want any random chatter like "ow, that hurt, oh he killed me" or any thing like that. Got it?
Everyone: yep

ChillSquister: Hey guys, go cap....
Bodaciousbaconn: Dude, Halo 1 was an awesome game!
Someone else: I know Right!!!