DERP Attacks EA Login Servers

[Silko]

Lame

[bl4yze]

Trying to stress-test my new mobo/cpu by running BF4 and I can't even login to Origin.

Dammit...

Use CPU-Z to stress test a CPU not BF4 lol. Or even 3DMark, or Aquamark.

[JamiDJ]

unable to sign in for need for speed rivals

[EagleOne]

"We're hoping you have a solution for us."

"I know, sir, but Mythonian is not ready for a system-wide connection."

"That's not what Silko told me. He says we can stop this DERP virus. I understand there's a certain amount of performance anxiety... but your boy says if we plug Mythonian into all of our systems... it'll squash this thing and give me back control of my EA account."

"Mr. Chairman, I need to make myself very clear. If we uplink now, Mythonian will be in control of your EA account and other accounts."

"But you'll be in control of Mythonian, right?"

"That is correct, sir."

"Then do it. And, Metkil, if this thing works... you'll get all the funding you'll ever need."

"Yes, sir."

"Sir? Shall I?"

"No. It's my job now."

- Mythonian Defence System activated. -

"We're in. We're past the firewalls, local defence nets, user accounts, subscribers. Mythonian's fully operational, processing at ninety teraflops a second. It should take less than a minute to find the DERP virus and kill it."

"Let's pray to God this works..."

Eagle out. :P

[Silko]

"We're hoping you have a solution for us."

"I know, sir, but Mythonian is not ready for a system-wide connection."

"That's not what Silko told me. He says we can stop this DERP virus. I understand there's a certain amount of performance anxiety... but your boy says if we plug Mythonian into all of our systems... it'll squash this thing and give me back control of my EA account."

"Mr. Chairman, I need to make myself very clear. If we uplink now, Mythonian will be in control of your EA account and other accounts."

"But you'll be in control of Mythonian, right?"

"That is correct, sir."

"Then do it. And, Metkil, if this thing works... you'll get all the funding you'll ever need."

"Yes, sir."

"Sir? Shall I?"

"No. It's my job now."

- Mythonian Defence System activated. -

"We're in. We're past the firewalls, local defence nets, user accounts, subscribers. Mythonian's fully operational, processing at ninety teraflops a second. It should take less than a minute to find the DERP virus and kill it."

"Let's pray to God this works..."

Eagle out. :P

YOU FOOL!!! No one can control the MYTH program. It auto evolves beyond it's programming. You have doomed us all!

[Maxdoggy]

"We're hoping you have a solution for us."
.........................
"Let's pray to God this works..."

Eagle out. :P

Bravo for a late night, coherent post of awesomeness.


BTW, I can finally log into Origin right now.

And BF4 Double XP is online for any Premium Members!

[EagleOne]

Bravo for a late night, coherent post of awesomeness.


BTW, I can finally log into Origin right now.

And BF4 Double XP is online for any Premium Members!

LoL Thanks!

Eagle out.

[Spattan177]

we cannot stand by and wait for a second assault (BF4 DLC =p) we must eradicate the enemy at its root! open Fiaaar! fight to the last pixel! and other encouraging internet battle cries!

[EagleOne]

we cannot stand by and wait for a second assault (BF4 DLC =p) we must eradicate the enemy at its root! open Fiaaar! fight to the last pixel! and other encouraging internet battle cries!

LLLLEEEEERRRROOOOOOOOYYYY Y JJEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNKKKKKI IIIINNNNNSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Eagle out!