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    Re: April Fools Jokes

    "I bought a xbox one to watch my team suck in HD"

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    Re: April Fools Jokes

    http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/to...1977139?page=1

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    Re: April Fools Jokes

    SWTOR:

    Be the Weapon! Be the Asteroid!



    Take your Asteroid to Space!

    Who needs blaster bolts, ion cannons, or missiles, when your ship itself can be the weapon? Thanks to new Czerka technology, pilots can now jump into the cockpit of The Asteroid and take out their enemies head on.

    Blend into the battleground and lock onto unsuspecting enemies. The Asteroid specializes in tractor beams that reels their victims in. By the time the target realizes the situation, they will be blown to smithereens across the Asteroid’s rocky hull. More aggressive pilots will enjoy ramming into their foes with deadly accuracy. They won’t know what hit them until you hit them!



    Pilots should keep in mind that like the Bomber, the Asteroid is a big target with low maneuverability, blending into the terrain is a necessity for survival. Since this ship role has the strongest hull armor in Galactic Starfighter, they have no shields to protect them. Tactical gameplay is key with the Asteroid.

    If you enjoy ramming your starfighter into your enemies and taking foes out from the shadows of space, the Asteroid is the ship for you!

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    Re: April Fools Jokes

    the villager voices are from Element Animation. creators of egg's guide to minecraft, villager news, the crack, Element Shorts, and Element 2

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    Re: April Fools Jokes

    I pranked my mom by installing the chrome extension called nCage on her computer, it essentially changes all of the pictures on the internet to pictures of Nicholas Cage, needless to say she was quite confuzzled.
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    Re: April Fools Jokes

    I took a shit in my hallway and made my brother eat it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fuzzy View Post
    I pranked my mom by installing the chrome extension called nCage on her computer, it essentially changes all of the pictures on the internet to pictures of Nicholas Cage, needless to say she was quite confuzzled.
    If you actually did this, I salute you.
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