The Sacred Tree

[Jam Cliché]

Come, young saplings, and beholden unto the Sacred Tree.
Listen, young saplings, and hear the whispers of its leaves.
Pray, young saplings, and meditate upon its roots.

Tree is love.
Tree is life.
May it always guide your path, branch tenders.



May all those who wish to join the Order of the Wooden Gargoyles and take up arms for the glory of the Sacred Tree now stand forth and plant yourself beside the River of Truth so that you might accept its rustles into your heart.