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[Lol its James]

I want to do that

[fearfulpenguin]

The Kingdom of I Touch Little Kids is a fledgling, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 5 million I Touch Little Kidsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Social Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19%. A large private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Basket Weaving.
Crime is a problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. I Touch Little Kids's national animal is the Pedo Bear, and its currency is the I didn't touch little Billy coin.

[fearfulpenguin]

Do you guys want to get together and populate a region? We could elect a delegate amongst ourselves.

I'm all for that, wanna know how well my nation can prosper under my leadership

[Lol its James]

The Kingdom of I Touch Little Kids is a fledgling, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 5 million I Touch Little Kidsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Social Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19%. A large private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Basket Weaving.
Crime is a problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. I Touch Little Kids's national animal is the Pedo Bear, and its currency is the I didn't touch little Billy coin.

WHAT THE FUCK

[Fuzzy]

Crime is a problem

What a surprise!

[Zeta Crossfire]

I'm not surprised crime is a problem

Also I'm up for it no idea how it works though

[fearfulpenguin]

The moderators deleted my nation of I Touch Little Kids gonna have to start over now

[Graycochea]

I'll do some research into regions and get back to you guys. It would be fun to simulate an FC country type thing.

[Lol its James]

Yeah, this is actually really cool. Thanks Nervy for showing this haha.

Punctual, I wonder sometimes

You best not be making your national animal the same as mine

EDIT

"Just the other day, I got mugged in the broad daylight!" says ruffian Larry Laine. "And the ironic thing is I had just stuck up this other guy. When muggers are getting mugged, even I have to admit that crime has gotten out of control. We do need more police."

I laughed pretty hard on this one.

[JamiDJ]

The Borderlands of The Pre-Sequel is a fledgling, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its strong anti-business policies. The hard-working, cynical population of 5 million The Pre-Sequelians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large government is effectively ruled by the Department of Religion & Spirituality, with areas such as Defence and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 26%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Basket Weaving.

Crime is a problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. The Pre-Sequel's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Coin.