To the REDDs and BLUEs,

[Mos Deaf]

I write to inform you that by the authority of this Sub-Committee, a fleet has been dispatched to place you under arrest and we expect -

shhhhkkk crackle wharblwharblwharblwharbl

Oh hey there, mates. Name's MosDeaf. That's not important right now. What is important that I just hijacked a transmission from someone who's pissed at you guys. Fighting in wars and such that he's not profiting from? You guys got balls. Now, this dude's destroyed part of my life in the past, and I want nothing other than to make him feel more miserable. So I'll join you in your war. Specifically BLUE.

Why BLUE, you ask? Because I flipped a coin. I don't need to explain that to you. Chances are I'll be hotswapping between armies after every campaign you guys have. Whoops, Mister Angry is wrapping up. Gotta roll. See ya on the battlefield!

wharblwharblwharblwharbl SHKHKHKHUNK

- earn your place in history as mass murderers and lunatics... dear Conflict members.

Sincerely,

The Chairman

[Ominous Solace]

Now this is actually probably one of the best introduction threads I've ever read.

Welcome to FC and I do hope you enjoy your stay.

[Legendary Nova]

Now this is actually probably one of the best introduction threads I've ever read.

[Spattan177]

Now this is actually probably one of the best introduction threads I've ever read.

Welcome to FC and I do hope you enjoy your stay.

Yes, what the gentleman above said.

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I used to be a BLUE. I was originally a REDD. But the last color I had was BLUE. But as it turns out, inactive elemental BLUE decays into silver. Or white. I like to think of it as silver.

[Metkil5685]

One look at the avatar and I'm sold.

Looking forward to some jolly cooperation on the battlefield! \[T]/

[Mos Deaf]

Now this is actually probably one of the best introduction threads I've ever read.

Welcome to FC and I do hope you enjoy your stay.

Really? Gee whiz, sir, thanks! I like the part where you complimented a Recruit's introduction compared to the (apparent) last 7 years worth of introductions

One look at the avatar and I'm sold.

Looking forward to some jolly cooperation on the battlefield! \[T]/

Got something for ya!
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[Metkil5685]

Got something for ya!
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You. I like you. This is for you.
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/575279

Who ever gets this recruit in their squad better be ready.

[Mos Deaf]

Now this is actually probably one of the best introduction threads I've ever read.

Welcome to FC and I do hope you enjoy your stay.

Two for two!

Well now, this is my kinda man. Welcome to Forerunner Conflict Recruit! If you have any questions, feel free to ask!

And you're hypothetically my kind of man, too. Thanks! Questions? I got one for ya. When fighting on the battlefield, do you value cover or concealment?

You. I like you. This is for you.
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/575279

Who ever gets this recruit in their squad better be ready.

And you, I like back. Thanks for that
Question, sir, when will I be assigned to a squad?

[VerbotenDonkey]

And you're hypothetically my kind of man, too. Thanks! Questions? I got one for ya. When fighting on the battlefield, do you value cover or concealment?

Cover obviously. If you're relying on concealment, you're not in the thick of the fight! :P

[Ominous Solace]

Really? Gee whiz, sir, thanks! I like the part where you complimented a Recruit's introduction compared to the (apparent) last 7 years worth of introductions

Yes recruit, your thread is very well thought out and original. I by far approve and will have to get you into BLUE ASAP!


Also, YOU ARE A SUN BRO!?!?! We must praise together along with Metkil!

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