Hey there! My name is Legendary Nova and I'm here to talk to you about the best new invention in gaming!
Do you enjoy the popular Xbox game, Halo?
Do you enjoy the popular Nintendo game, The Legend of Zelda?
Do you enjoy the popular PlayStation game, Ratchet and Clank?
Do you enjoy the popular PlayStation game, Kingdom Hearts?
Do you hate that these games are on separate consoles, and don't have the money to be able to buy them all separately?
If you answered yes to all of the above questions, do I ever have the best thing for you! I would love to introduce you to...
The Legend of Master Sora and Clank!!!
This will be a first and third-person action-adventure platforming shooter role-playing game that will appeal to all players, young or old. It combines the best FPS mechanics from Halo, with the amazing storyline of Legend of Zelda, stunning enemies and NPCs from Kingdom Hearts, and the quirkiest weapons and equipment from Ratchet and Clank. It will be
beautiful.
That's where you come in. I need you to help me develop this game. I've even got the main character created:
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The story will be centered around ^ those guys (Master Sora and Clank) as they fly around the Solana Galaxy defeating Heartless Covenant in an attempt to rid Hyrule from the control of the evil Ganondorf.
Anyone with 3D graphical animation experience would be amazing, as well as a few voice actors, a PR guy, lots of money, someone who can keep the copyright lawsuits away, some people I pay to just sit around and do nothing, another graphics guy, some more voices, a studio, a couple hundred coffees, and someone who actually knows how to make a video game.
"But what if I'm none of those things, Nova?" I hear you cry. Well then, I haven't left you out. You get to be the most important part: The customer!
That's right, thanks to today's special offer, I am able to let you own your very own copy of
The Legend of Master Sora and Clank when it's released in just three small months, for just
7 tiny payments of $39.99! What a bargain!
The game is even available on EVERY* HOME CONSOLE EVER!!!!!!!
So what are you waiting for? Preorder the game right now and I'll even throw in TONS^ of preorder goodies!!!
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