This Century...

"Well, time to check the ole' chatbox. W- Wait... Where's the chatbox? I'll just refresh the page and... Still no chatbox... Half my social life is centered in that chatbox!"

Blazing_Falcons and Spattan177 Let Loose the Donkeys of War...

Wait, donkeys? "Shh!"

"Three hostiles, red street!" *Gunshots* "Crap, I'm down!" "Get Donkey over there! Get him up!"

When Evil Threatens the Internet...

(EVIL VOICE!!!) "Soon... Afghan Battle Donkey, the Chatbox Coalition will be brought to its knees... Mwhahahahaha!"

Starring: Blazing_Falcons/Spattan177 as the Same Person...

"We (I) just started an all out war over a missing chatbox. I feel pretty accomplished today."

VerbotenDonkey, as the Medic...

"Hee-haw motherf***er."

Afghan Battle Donkey as the Antagonist's Minion...

(Evil Voice!!) "VerbotenDonkey may be a doctor when it comes to healing, but I'm the doctor at hurting"

"The Australian" as the Antagonist...

(EVIL VOICE!!!) "Ruin will be brought to all you hold dear, if you refuse to kneel."

And You, People of FC/People a Tab Over, as Other Characters...

Wait, us? "Yes." I want out. "Too bad, you're in now, and now you're on 'The Australian's' side."