A Boy Can Only Dream

**Guzzie** · 08-30-2011, 02:34 PM

An AIM conversation between cCrisis and I after yet another 1v1 loss to me........

Guzzie: sorry for making you quit, i mean i know the perfection was coming but did you really have to quit on me
Crisis: guzzie
Crisis: my internet is fucked.....
Crisis: you know i wouldn't quit
Guzzie: dude, the perfection was coming tho. that was like one of the only times I was going hard on u
Crisis: i was going to kill you
Crisis: i am going to beat you
Crisis: some day
Guzzie: first of all, the perfection was coming, i was actually trying. and second, you will never beat me
Crisis: i should have beat your that one game were the score was like 13-15
Guzzie: it was like 15 11
Guzzie: and i wasnt trying
Crisis: w/e
Guzzie: makes it more interesting when i let you get more kils
Guzzie: u dont understand how much better than u i am
Crisis: atleast 3 times were i hit you with the no scope and shot you in the face and it didn't register
Crisis: you can watch the film
Guzzie: welcome to my world kid, stop complaining
Crisis: bs
Crisis: you seem to 5 me just fine....
Guzzie: im pacing my shots like a mother fucker. u are spamming and missing
Guzzie: grow up and watch the film
Crisis: dude
Guzzie: and ull realize that u complain for nothing
Crisis: i am pacing and your 5'ing b4 i even get 5 shots off...
Guzzie: u always have an excuse for everything. here is the reality, i am a lot better than u
Guzzie: lol
Crisis: i am going to beat you
Crisis: tomarrow after my class
Guzzie: hahaha
Crisis: were playing tomarrow after my class
Crisis: or whenever you are on and warmed up
Guzzie: i cant get on that early
Guzzie: dude, im legit tired of playing against u. It really isnt a challenge for me
Crisis: sometime before 10
Guzzie: and im playing on a bad connection also
Crisis: if you beat me tomarrow i swear i will not challenge you for atleast a month
Guzzie: get on my level bro
Guzzie: listen, beat hectic, then u can challenge me
Crisis: no
Guzzie: dude, im going to start charging for 1v1s
Crisis: me + u + tomarrow = 1 v 1 to the death
Guzzie: HAHAHAHA nerd
Crisis: tomarrow your playing me
Guzzie: im telling u, beat hectic, then i will happily play u
Crisis: be prepared
Guzzie: dude, u lost the fuzzy
Guzzie: to aftershock
Guzzie: to unfolded
Guzzie: and u think u can beat me
Guzzie: ?????
Crisis: your playing me tomarrow
Guzzie: get it in ur thick skull, you cant beat me
Crisis: we will see tomarrow
Guzzie: im not playing u tomorrow
Guzzie: im tired of playing u
Crisis: such a bitch
Guzzie: im not getting better from playing against u
Guzzie: hahaha
Guzzie: ur making me worse
Crisis: lol
Crisis: if your so good why aren't you on a team or even thinking about a team?
Crisis: if yo u were so good you would have points
Guzzie: im better than kids with points
Crisis: i am playing you tomarrow
Guzzie: and im not fully committed right now
Crisis: no proof
Guzzie: yeah, i have won local lans against kids with points
Guzzie: what more prove do you want
Crisis: beating them at an mlg event
Guzzie: and if you wanna play me, it will cost u 5 dollars
Guzzie: or 5000 vcash
Crisis: rofl
Guzzie: haha
Guzzie: im dead searious
Guzzie: make it at least a bit more interesting
Crisis: i am posting a challenge on the fc forums for everyone to see if you don't play
Guzzie: HAHAHAHA
Guzzie: ill post my 2 perfections on u on the thread
Crisis: your playing me
Guzzie: 5000 vcash
Guzzie: or 5 dollars
Crisis: such a bitch
Guzzie: thats my condition
Guzzie: ur the bitch that doest wanna pay up
Crisis: bitch you have no accomplishments to warrant me to pay for anything................. .....\
Guzzie: 5000 vcash or 5 dollars or nothing
Crisis: scared
Guzzie: u can continue to get raped by aftershock
Guzzie: im not scared, i just have nothing to gain from playing u
Crisis: i will beat aftershock and hectic than will you play me?
Guzzie: i want the 5000 v cash
Crisis: tomarrow
Crisis: bs
Guzzie: i mean dont u have like 11000?
Crisis: no
Guzzie: u can easily spare 5000
Guzzie: ok, here is the deal. if i beat u i keep the 5000 vcash, if u win ill give it back to u
Crisis: deal
Guzzie: and if u loose, you have to put in ur bio that u idolize me and im the man and in ur fc sig
Crisis: i will put you beat me
Guzzie: no
Guzzie: ur puting what i say to put
Guzzie: there have got to be some consequences from playing and loosing to me
Guzzie: cant just challenge me all day and night and not get punished for it
Crisis: i lose 5k v cash..
Crisis: thats the punishment stupid
Guzzie: but in order for u to learn
Guzzie: thats what u have to do
Guzzie: if not, then no deal
Crisis: your loss
Guzzie: i mean ur so confident ur going to beat me, then why not
Crisis: i am playing you for 5k v cash
Guzzie: that or nothing else
Guzzie: and for rights to ur sig and bio
Crisis: and you denied my 1 v 1 request
Guzzie: see, you know ur going to get shit on. that is why u wont make the deal. who is the pussy now bitch
Guzzie: dude, i played u like 5 times today
Crisis: i just want to play stupid
Crisis: one last 1 v 1
Guzzie: yeah for the 5000 vcash and bio/sig rights
Guzzie: if u win, i wont take ur 5000 vcah, and ull get sig and bio rights from me
Guzzie: how about that
Crisis: i get to change your gamertag to whatever i want
Crisis: and you pay for it
Guzzie: no, im not changing my tag
Guzzie: i have had that from the beggining
Crisis: scared?
Crisis: are you scared? pussy?
Guzzie: no, i just dont want to loose guzziestyle
Crisis: if your so confident that you will win than why wouldn't you
Guzzie: fine, but only if i get to change urs
Guzzie: an eye for an eye bitch
Crisis: no
Guzzie: what a huge vagina
Crisis: my reward should be greater than yours
Guzzie: WHAT? why
Crisis: you have like 1000000 to 1 odds....
Guzzie: if anything, i should get more from putting up with ur grueling challeges day after day
Crisis: dude just fucking play me
Guzzie: its like all the times ive beat u put together for a prize
Crisis: no
Guzzie: no, its all that stuff or nothing
Crisis: w.e
Crisis: not happening than
Guzzie: fag
Guzzie: i agreed to change my tag, but u wont agree to change ur?
Crisis: dude
Crisis: just fucking play
Guzzie: i have nothing to win
Crisis: a simple 1 v 1 for pride like it should be
Guzzie: its not fun for me
Crisis: you can post it on the fourms
Guzzie: i dont get pride from beating u
Crisis: w.e
Crisis: be like that
Guzzie: im not going to post it on the forums nerd
Crisis: i want one final 1 v 1
Crisis: for a long time
Guzzie: hey u know what to do for that 1v1
Crisis: nah
Crisis: well
Crisis: i am getting off
Guzzie: lata puss
Crisis: can't believe you won't play me, such a pussy lol.
Crisis: bye
Guzzie: its all in ur hands kid
Guzzie: man up and do it and ill play u
Guzzie: and ill go hard on u

There you have it, I re-read the conversation and thought it was pretty funny; thought I should share it with you guys,

GuzzieStyle

**cCrisis** · 08-30-2011, 02:40 PM

Originally Posted by Guzzie

An AIM conversation between cCrisis and I after yet another 1v1 loss to me........

Guzzie: sorry for making you quit, i mean i know the perfection was coming but did you really have to quit on me
Crisis: guzzie
Crisis: my internet is fucked.....
Crisis: you know i wouldn't quit
Guzzie: dude, the perfection was coming tho. that was like one of the only times I was going hard on u
Crisis: i was going to kill you
Crisis: i am going to beat you
Crisis: some day
Guzzie: first of all, the perfection was coming, i was actually trying. and second, you will never beat me
Crisis: i should have beat your that one game were the score was like 13-15
Guzzie: it was like 15 11
Guzzie: and i wasnt trying
Crisis: w/e
Guzzie: makes it more interesting when i let you get more kils
Guzzie: u dont understand how much better than u i am
Crisis: atleast 3 times were i hit you with the no scope and shot you in the face and it didn't register
Crisis: you can watch the film
Guzzie: welcome to my world kid, stop complaining
Crisis: bs
Crisis: you seem to 5 me just fine....
Guzzie: im pacing my shots like a mother fucker. u are spamming and missing
Guzzie: grow up and watch the film
Crisis: dude
Guzzie: and ull realize that u complain for nothing
Crisis: i am pacing and your 5'ing b4 i even get 5 shots off...
Guzzie: u always have an excuse for everything. here is the reality, i am a lot better than u
Guzzie: lol
Crisis: i am going to beat you
Crisis: tomarrow after my class
Guzzie: hahaha
Crisis: were playing tomarrow after my class
Crisis: or whenever you are on and warmed up
Guzzie: i cant get on that early
Guzzie: dude, im legit tired of playing against u. It really isnt a challenge for me
Crisis: sometime before 10
Guzzie: and im playing on a bad connection also
Crisis: if you beat me tomarrow i swear i will not challenge you for atleast a month
Guzzie: get on my level bro
Guzzie: listen, beat hectic, then u can challenge me
Crisis: no
Guzzie: dude, im going to start charging for 1v1s
Crisis: me + u + tomarrow = 1 v 1 to the death
Guzzie: HAHAHAHA nerd
Crisis: tomarrow your playing me
Guzzie: im telling u, beat hectic, then i will happily play u
Crisis: be prepared
Guzzie: dude, u lost the fuzzy
Guzzie: to aftershock
Guzzie: to unfolded
Guzzie: and u think u can beat me
Guzzie: ?????
Crisis: your playing me tomarrow
Guzzie: get it in ur thick skull, you cant beat me
Crisis: we will see tomarrow
Guzzie: im not playing u tomorrow
Guzzie: im tired of playing u
Crisis: such a bitch
Guzzie: im not getting better from playing against u
Guzzie: hahaha
Guzzie: ur making me worse
Crisis: lol
Crisis: if your so good why aren't you on a team or even thinking about a team?
Crisis: if yo u were so good you would have points
Guzzie: im better than kids with points
Crisis: i am playing you tomarrow
Guzzie: and im not fully committed right now
Crisis: no proof
Guzzie: yeah, i have won local lans against kids with points
Guzzie: what more prove do you want
Crisis: beating them at an mlg event
Guzzie: and if you wanna play me, it will cost u 5 dollars
Guzzie: or 5000 vcash
Crisis: rofl
Guzzie: haha
Guzzie: im dead searious
Guzzie: make it at least a bit more interesting
Crisis: i am posting a challenge on the fc forums for everyone to see if you don't play
Guzzie: HAHAHAHA
Guzzie: ill post my 2 perfections on u on the thread
Crisis: your playing me
Guzzie: 5000 vcash
Guzzie: or 5 dollars
Crisis: such a bitch
Guzzie: thats my condition
Guzzie: ur the bitch that doest wanna pay up
Crisis: bitch you have no accomplishments to warrant me to pay for anything................. .....\
Guzzie: 5000 vcash or 5 dollars or nothing
Crisis: scared
Guzzie: u can continue to get raped by aftershock
Guzzie: im not scared, i just have nothing to gain from playing u
Crisis: i will beat aftershock and hectic than will you play me?
Guzzie: i want the 5000 v cash
Crisis: tomarrow
Crisis: bs
Guzzie: i mean dont u have like 11000?
Crisis: no
Guzzie: u can easily spare 5000
Guzzie: ok, here is the deal. if i beat u i keep the 5000 vcash, if u win ill give it back to u
Crisis: deal
Guzzie: and if u loose, you have to put in ur bio that u idolize me and im the man and in ur fc sig
Crisis: i will put you beat me
Guzzie: no
Guzzie: ur puting what i say to put
Guzzie: there have got to be some consequences from playing and loosing to me
Guzzie: cant just challenge me all day and night and not get punished for it
Crisis: i lose 5k v cash..
Crisis: thats the punishment stupid
Guzzie: but in order for u to learn
Guzzie: thats what u have to do
Guzzie: if not, then no deal
Crisis: your loss
Guzzie: i mean ur so confident ur going to beat me, then why not
Crisis: i am playing you for 5k v cash
Guzzie: that or nothing else
Guzzie: and for rights to ur sig and bio
Crisis: and you denied my 1 v 1 request
Guzzie: see, you know ur going to get shit on. that is why u wont make the deal. who is the pussy now bitch
Guzzie: dude, i played u like 5 times today
Crisis: i just want to play stupid
Crisis: one last 1 v 1
Guzzie: yeah for the 5000 vcash and bio/sig rights
Guzzie: if u win, i wont take ur 5000 vcah, and ull get sig and bio rights from me
Guzzie: how about that
Crisis: i get to change your gamertag to whatever i want
Crisis: and you pay for it
Guzzie: no, im not changing my tag
Guzzie: i have had that from the beggining
Crisis: scared?
Crisis: are you scared? pussy?
Guzzie: no, i just dont want to loose guzziestyle
Crisis: if your so confident that you will win than why wouldn't you
Guzzie: fine, but only if i get to change urs
Guzzie: an eye for an eye bitch
Crisis: no
Guzzie: what a huge vagina
Crisis: my reward should be greater than yours
Guzzie: WHAT? why
Crisis: you have like 1000000 to 1 odds....
Guzzie: if anything, i should get more from putting up with ur grueling challeges day after day
Crisis: dude just fucking play me
Guzzie: its like all the times ive beat u put together for a prize
Crisis: no
Guzzie: no, its all that stuff or nothing
Crisis: w.e
Crisis: not happening than
Guzzie: fag
Guzzie: i agreed to change my tag, but u wont agree to change ur?
Crisis: dude
Crisis: just fucking play
Guzzie: i have nothing to win
Crisis: a simple 1 v 1 for pride like it should be
Guzzie: its not fun for me
Crisis: you can post it on the fourms
Guzzie: i dont get pride from beating u
Crisis: w.e
Crisis: be like that
Guzzie: im not going to post it on the forums nerd
Crisis: i want one final 1 v 1
Crisis: for a long time
Guzzie: hey u know what to do for that 1v1
Crisis: nah
Crisis: well
Crisis: i am getting off
Guzzie: lata puss
Crisis: can't believe you won't play me, such a pussy lol.
Crisis: bye
Guzzie: its all in ur hands kid
Guzzie: man up and do it and ill play u
Guzzie: and ill go hard on u

There you have it, I re-read the conversation and thought it was pretty funny; thought I should share it with you guys,

GuzzieStyle

If you read the conversation, Guzzie has officially declined and refuses to play me 1 v 1.

i am the official 1 v 1 king.

OT: idk why he posted this, it just shows hes afraid.

**VerbotenDonkey** · 08-30-2011, 02:55 PM

I still think that the FC 1v1 record belongs the Andi. If I'm not mistaken.

**cCrisis** · 08-30-2011, 02:58 PM

Originally Posted by VerbotenDonkey

I still think that the FC 1v1 record belongs the Andi. If I'm not mistaken.

I've wanted to play him for awhile now.

**Foehammer** · 08-30-2011, 03:32 PM

I think these 1v1's just cause trouble, as seen by Guzzie v. Crisis. Fighting as a team is where its at these days, you have a problem with someone, at least you'll have backup ready to ub3rtroll.

**Navarro0507** · 08-30-2011, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by Guzzie

An AIM conversation between cCrisis and I after yet another 1v1 loss to me........

Guzzie: sorry for making you quit, i mean i know the perfection was coming but did you really have to quit on me
Crisis: guzzie
Crisis: my internet is fucked.....
Crisis: you know i wouldn't quit
Guzzie: dude, the perfection was coming tho. that was like one of the only times I was going hard on u
Crisis: i was going to kill you
Crisis: i am going to beat you
Crisis: some day
Guzzie: first of all, the perfection was coming, i was actually trying. and second, you will never beat me
Crisis: i should have beat your that one game were the score was like 13-15
Guzzie: it was like 15 11
Guzzie: and i wasnt trying
Crisis: w/e
Guzzie: makes it more interesting when i let you get more kils
Guzzie: u dont understand how much better than u i am
Crisis: atleast 3 times were i hit you with the no scope and shot you in the face and it didn't register
Crisis: you can watch the film
Guzzie: welcome to my world kid, stop complaining
Crisis: bs
Crisis: you seem to 5 me just fine....
Guzzie: im pacing my shots like a mother fucker. u are spamming and missing
Guzzie: grow up and watch the film
Crisis: dude
Guzzie: and ull realize that u complain for nothing
Crisis: i am pacing and your 5'ing b4 i even get 5 shots off...
Guzzie: u always have an excuse for everything. here is the reality, i am a lot better than u
Guzzie: lol
Crisis: i am going to beat you
Crisis: tomarrow after my class
Guzzie: hahaha
Crisis: were playing tomarrow after my class
Crisis: or whenever you are on and warmed up
Guzzie: i cant get on that early
Guzzie: dude, im legit tired of playing against u. It really isnt a challenge for me
Crisis: sometime before 10
Guzzie: and im playing on a bad connection also
Crisis: if you beat me tomarrow i swear i will not challenge you for atleast a month
Guzzie: get on my level bro
Guzzie: listen, beat hectic, then u can challenge me
Crisis: no
Guzzie: dude, im going to start charging for 1v1s
Crisis: me + u + tomarrow = 1 v 1 to the death
Guzzie: HAHAHAHA nerd
Crisis: tomarrow your playing me
Guzzie: im telling u, beat hectic, then i will happily play u
Crisis: be prepared
Guzzie: dude, u lost the fuzzy
Guzzie: to aftershock
Guzzie: to unfolded
Guzzie: and u think u can beat me
Guzzie: ?????
Crisis: your playing me tomarrow
Guzzie: get it in ur thick skull, you cant beat me
Crisis: we will see tomarrow
Guzzie: im not playing u tomorrow
Guzzie: im tired of playing u
Crisis: such a bitch
Guzzie: im not getting better from playing against u
Guzzie: hahaha
Guzzie: ur making me worse
Crisis: lol
Crisis: if your so good why aren't you on a team or even thinking about a team?
Crisis: if yo u were so good you would have points
Guzzie: im better than kids with points
Crisis: i am playing you tomarrow
Guzzie: and im not fully committed right now
Crisis: no proof
Guzzie: yeah, i have won local lans against kids with points
Guzzie: what more prove do you want
Crisis: beating them at an mlg event
Guzzie: and if you wanna play me, it will cost u 5 dollars
Guzzie: or 5000 vcash
Crisis: rofl
Guzzie: haha
Guzzie: im dead searious
Guzzie: make it at least a bit more interesting
Crisis: i am posting a challenge on the fc forums for everyone to see if you don't play
Guzzie: HAHAHAHA
Guzzie: ill post my 2 perfections on u on the thread
Crisis: your playing me
Guzzie: 5000 vcash
Guzzie: or 5 dollars
Crisis: such a bitch
Guzzie: thats my condition
Guzzie: ur the bitch that doest wanna pay up
Crisis: bitch you have no accomplishments to warrant me to pay for anything................. .....\
Guzzie: 5000 vcash or 5 dollars or nothing
Crisis: scared
Guzzie: u can continue to get raped by aftershock
Guzzie: im not scared, i just have nothing to gain from playing u
Crisis: i will beat aftershock and hectic than will you play me?
Guzzie: i want the 5000 v cash
Crisis: tomarrow
Crisis: bs
Guzzie: i mean dont u have like 11000?
Crisis: no
Guzzie: u can easily spare 5000
Guzzie: ok, here is the deal. if i beat u i keep the 5000 vcash, if u win ill give it back to u
Crisis: deal
Guzzie: and if u loose, you have to put in ur bio that u idolize me and im the man and in ur fc sig
Crisis: i will put you beat me
Guzzie: no
Guzzie: ur puting what i say to put
Guzzie: there have got to be some consequences from playing and loosing to me
Guzzie: cant just challenge me all day and night and not get punished for it
Crisis: i lose 5k v cash..
Crisis: thats the punishment stupid
Guzzie: but in order for u to learn
Guzzie: thats what u have to do
Guzzie: if not, then no deal
Crisis: your loss
Guzzie: i mean ur so confident ur going to beat me, then why not
Crisis: i am playing you for 5k v cash
Guzzie: that or nothing else
Guzzie: and for rights to ur sig and bio
Crisis: and you denied my 1 v 1 request
Guzzie: see, you know ur going to get shit on. that is why u wont make the deal. who is the pussy now bitch
Guzzie: dude, i played u like 5 times today
Crisis: i just want to play stupid
Crisis: one last 1 v 1
Guzzie: yeah for the 5000 vcash and bio/sig rights
Guzzie: if u win, i wont take ur 5000 vcah, and ull get sig and bio rights from me
Guzzie: how about that
Crisis: i get to change your gamertag to whatever i want
Crisis: and you pay for it
Guzzie: no, im not changing my tag
Guzzie: i have had that from the beggining
Crisis: scared?
Crisis: are you scared? pussy?
Guzzie: no, i just dont want to loose guzziestyle
Crisis: if your so confident that you will win than why wouldn't you
Guzzie: fine, but only if i get to change urs
Guzzie: an eye for an eye bitch
Crisis: no
Guzzie: what a huge vagina
Crisis: my reward should be greater than yours
Guzzie: WHAT? why
Crisis: you have like 1000000 to 1 odds....
Guzzie: if anything, i should get more from putting up with ur grueling challeges day after day
Crisis: dude just fucking play me
Guzzie: its like all the times ive beat u put together for a prize
Crisis: no
Guzzie: no, its all that stuff or nothing
Crisis: w.e
Crisis: not happening than
Guzzie: fag
Guzzie: i agreed to change my tag, but u wont agree to change ur?
Crisis: dude
Crisis: just fucking play
Guzzie: i have nothing to win
Crisis: a simple 1 v 1 for pride like it should be
Guzzie: its not fun for me
Crisis: you can post it on the fourms
Guzzie: i dont get pride from beating u
Crisis: w.e
Crisis: be like that
Guzzie: im not going to post it on the forums nerd
Crisis: i want one final 1 v 1
Crisis: for a long time
Guzzie: hey u know what to do for that 1v1
Crisis: nah
Crisis: well
Crisis: i am getting off
Guzzie: lata puss
Crisis: can't believe you won't play me, such a pussy lol.
Crisis: bye
Guzzie: its all in ur hands kid
Guzzie: man up and do it and ill play u
Guzzie: and ill go hard on u

There you have it, I re-read the conversation and thought it was pretty funny; thought I should share it with you guys,

GuzzieStyle

That's... um... cute. You guys fight like a couple. Hopefully it doesn't affect your "on the field" relationship.