"Off-Games"

[Ichyban]

Worst time I've ever had was during a High Command battle on Gemini in Halo 2...halfway into the game, I got a fierce case of the Hershey Squirts (if ya get my drift)...needless to say, it hit me outta nowhere and I immediately dropped my controller without quitting and ran to the bathroom for a good 10 minutes (games were 20 minutes back then). I came back with 2 minutes left and we just barely won the game, and as my army was bitching at me of "WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GO SPARTAN?!" I calmly told them "I just had the most unpleasant experience in the bathroom...I dont think I completely wiped myself clean either." and that phrase sent everyone into a hysterical laugh.

lol nice

[Coda]

These are some great stories, and they make me laugh. It's great seeing that even very high ranking, well known, respected members of FC still have off-games. keep the stories coming! I love 'em

[MedeDust]

I'm like a a super mega mlg pro so I don't really have off games, but when I used to care about Halo Reach I would go into team snipers allot because I was actually pretty good with the in Halo 3. Anyways, I've always been a lone wolf, so one night I'm in matchmaking and I'm carrying everybody I team up with winning every game. The very next night I get on again and my first game was decent for a warmup, the next game I started blaming the size of the screen(I use a projector) the third game I start yelling at the players that can't hear me. By the fourth game I am just missing every shot and getting frustrated shooting my sniper like it's a heavy machine gun. I thought maybe my luck would get better if I kept going but I eventually walked out of the room and went for a walk before I punched a hole through my wall. Yeah that's pretty much when I would play xbox more often.

[Ichyban]

I'm like a a super mega mlg pro so I don't really have off games, but when I used to care about Halo Reach I would go into team snipers allot because I was actually pretty good with the in Halo 3. Anyways, I've always been a lone wolf, so one night I'm in matchmaking and I'm carrying everybody I team up with winning every game. The very next night I get on again and my first game was decent for a warmup, the next game I started blaming the size of the screen(I use a projector) the third game I start yelling at the players that can't hear me. By the fourth game I am just missing every shot and getting frustrated shooting my sniper like it's a heavy machine gun. I thought maybe my luck would get better if I kept going but I eventually walked out of the room and went for a walk before I punched a hole through my wall. Yeah that's pretty much when I would play xbox more often.

oh my.

[Maxdoggy]

My most recent "off-game" was the first game I played on Ridgeline a few weeks ago. I did absolutely terrible and that was one of the few negative games I've ever had in FC. I was completely ashamed. Lol.

[Coda]

I'm like a a super mega mlg pro so I don't really have off games, but when I used to care about Halo Reach I would go into team snipers allot because I was actually pretty good with the in Halo 3. Anyways, I've always been a lone wolf, so one night I'm in matchmaking and I'm carrying everybody I team up with winning every game. The very next night I get on again and my first game was decent for a warmup, the next game I started blaming the size of the screen(I use a projector) the third game I start yelling at the players that can't hear me. By the fourth game I am just missing every shot and getting frustrated shooting my sniper like it's a heavy machine gun. I thought maybe my luck would get better if I kept going but I eventually walked out of the room and went for a walk before I punched a hole through my wall. Yeah that's pretty much when I would play xbox more often.

Remind me not to get on your bad side

[Bodaciousbaconn]

Ask anyone in Resistance. I never have an off-game. Neverevereverevereveever. Ask Fuzzy!

[Carpe Vexillum]

Anytime I play with Bazonga... idk why.

[UNLUCKY NUM13ER]

^I actually enjoy playing with him, he makes me look like an MLG pro when we play together

[Choca Cola]

Off Games... ANYTIME I play with Tacos, it's like without him go positive, with him, go negative.
The only time I have ever done well is when someone else isn't in the room commentating or trying to play split-screen with me.