Ask a Dinner anything.

[Raider0614]

^ And just like that. My day is made.

[Mi Boys Dinner]

^ And just like that. My day is made.

I aim to please. No homo.

[Al Capone111]

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Can fat people go skinny dipping?

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

Do vampires get AIDS?

If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?

How does a blind person know when they are done wiping?

[bazongaman502]

I cant wait to hear those answerd lol

[purple gamer 17]

I cant wait to hear those answerd lol

Yes, Indeed

[Coda]

I can answer the ones about deafness and blindness. But not if you want a joking answer :P

[Mi Boys Dinner]

Someone of noble stature or of power, like Frans Ferdinand.

I think there's a Heaven closet.

Because it costs more to cut off the corners of the box.

Yes, cause a hearing is just the name of that process.

Because if there were too many candidates, there wouldn't be enough votes to decide a winner. Also 50 because that's how many states there are.

Because sometimes panties have to hold TWO people's liquids.

Yes, they just can't understand why they're eating it. It tastes like learning.

Marines.

There are a lot of songs that nobody cares about. Take some of today's music.

They can not carpool, trust me on this one.

Because that motion is used mostly to say suck my dick.

I think they can see dreams mainly because it's a different part of their brain. And yes, everyone is capable of dreaming.

Babies. Duh.

Religion.

Because asteroid comes from Greek meaning star or star-like. Hemorrhoid has the word hemo, which is blood.

They can, but it would be really, really disturbing.

Wouldn't it be both?

Yes, but because they're already dead, they don't give a fuck.

Invisible.

It's a lovely little sense called feeling. BUTTHOLE EXAMINATION TIME.

[Al Capone111]

It's a lovely little sense called feeling. BUTTHOLE EXAMINATION TIME.

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[Blackhawk570]

Dinner what should I do about my anal herpes?

[Reaper]

who do you think will win the first Halo 4 war, REDD or BLUE?

Why do people think Black Ops is a good game?

Did OJ really do it?

Which person in FC do you think will most likely get raped in the next month?

Whats the meaning of life?

How did Mythonian become a Cyborg?

Who do you think will win in a fight, Avengers or Justice League?

Would you ever change your name from dinner to lunch?