Because When I Have A Kid

[Gargoyle]

If I had a daughter and she didn't turn out like Millie, I'd shove it back up the hole it came from.

[OPOC1L1PSE]

Every higher power in the universe will try to make sure that you bear no offspring Gargoyle. Such is the way of keeping us all safe from the end of the world...

[UnicornFetus]

My God, this is amazing, but you get nothing. I ain't keepin' no babeh in me for nine months fo' mo' mouff'z to feed!!

[Gargoyle]

Having a kid right now at 18 wouldn't be my first choice anyway.

Haven't had sex in awhile, but imma still wrap before I tap.

[Coda]

Millie is freakin' adorable. Like Millie, I also am fond of unlocking achivients.

I wonder how many tattoos Millie will get? (Geoff and Griffin (her parents) are covered in tattoos)

But no kids for you, garg. The world doesn't need little gargoyles perched on buildings. They might protect your house or something, but let's not have drunk gargoyles. Too dangerous. The world just isn't ready for the chaos and hilarity that would ensue

[OPOC1L1PSE]

Having a kid right now at 18 wouldn't be my first choice anyway.

Haven't had sex in awhile, but imma still wrap before I tap.

Even when it's a quicky. Wrap that sticky

[Gargoyle]

Bring the bag, before you play tag.

[SuRroundeD By 1]

Yup, Millie is awesome, wonder how long until she joins the crew?

[Coda]

Yup, Millie is awesome, wonder how long until she joins the crew?

Looks like she might have already. She can be the unpaid intern at AH. She can already kick her Dad's ass at Minecraft. So, she's doing well.

[bazongaman502]

Millie is awesome... i mean shes like a toddler in the mafia