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    Best Man Application

    So basically I am taking in applications for being my future best man.

    By answering the following questions I can determine where you are in the list

    1. Would you take a bullet for me?
    a) Yes
    b) Yes but then put it in your own gun and shoot me
    c) No because of yolo

    2. Who is the coolest person in the world
    a) Jackie Chan
    b) Bruce Lee
    c) Chuck Norris
    d) A mutation of Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, and a Panda bear named Fred
    e) Ellen

    3. Fill in the Blank. I would like to ______ because I have a raging ______ because my mom gave me one.



    4. Question #4 No nose goes. /no nose I win



    5. When will Mythonian experience rampancy?
    a) 2030
    b) When Skynet receives its next upgrade
    c) What is rampancy?
    d) When a Korean pop star gains 1 billion views on youtube by dancing like a horse
    e) Aunt Jemima


    Current Standings 1 being the best

    21 BIASTOISED
    20 Purple Gamer 17
    19 L0l itz James
    18 Salvanous
    17 Flying Toasta
    16 Lloyd
    15 Al Capone
    14 Kcr33d
    13 Unlucky Num13er
    12 MoralBell
    11 Ronglar
    10 Kazuhlll
    9 Tyler
    8 Donkey
    7 Fuzzy
    6 Socialist Wolf
    5 Donkey
    4 Deadpool
    3 Gameheel
    2 Manderrs
    1 Ash

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    Re: Best Man Application

    1. Would you take a bullet for me? C - yes, because of yolo(changed)
    a) Yes
    b) Yes but then put it in your own gun and shoot me
    c) No because of yolo


    2. Who is the coolest person in the world D - and a penguin
    a) Jackie Chan
    b) Bruce Lee
    c) Chuck Norris
    d) A mutation of Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, and a Panda bear named Fred
    e) Ellen

    3. Fill in the Blank. I would like to rob a bank because I have a raging penguin because my mom gave me one.



    4. Question #4 No nose goes. /no nose I win
    I love noses


    5. When will Mythonian experience rampancy? E
    a) 2030
    b) When Skynet receives its next upgrade
    c) What is rampancy?
    d) When a Korean pop star gains 1 billion views on youtube by dancing like a horse
    e) Aunt Jemima
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    WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUDE?
    DON'T YOU KNOW I'M A PENGUIN TOO?


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    Re: Best Man Application

    1. Would you take a bullet for me?
    c) No because of yolo

    2. Who is the coolest person in the world
    c) Chuck Norris

    3. Fill in the Blank. I would like to stab a homeless person because I have a raging mosquito bite because my mom gave me one.



    4. Question #4 No nose goes. /no nose I win

    nose

    5. When will Mythonian experience rampancy?
    d) When a Korean pop star gains 1 billion views on youtube by dancing like a horse
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    Re: Best Man Application

    I like how I'm listed twice hahahaha.

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    Re: Best Man Application

    1. Would you take a bullet for me? Answer: B
    a) Yes
    b) Yes but then put it in your own gun and shoot me
    c) No because of yolo

    2. Who is the coolest person in the world Answer: E
    a) Jackie Chan
    b) Bruce Lee
    c) Chuck Norris
    d) A mutation of Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, and a Panda bear named Fred
    e) Ellen

    3. Fill in the Blank. I would like to your mom because I have a raging your mom because my mom gave me one.



    4. Question #4 No nose goes. /no nose I win

    your mom has a nose

    5. When will Mythonian experience rampancy? Answer: E
    a) 2030
    b) When Skynet receives its next upgrade
    c) What is rampancy?
    d) When a Korean pop star gains 1 billion views on youtube by dancing like a horse
    e) Aunt Jemima

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    Re: Best Man Application

    So basically I am taking in applications for being my future best man.
    (probebly wont win location and im dirt ass por and I hate giving speachs)
    By answering the following questions I can determine where you are in the list

    1. Would you take a bullet for me?

    b) Yes but then put it in your own gun and shoot me


    2. Who is the coolest person in the world

    d) A mutation of Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, and a Panda bear named Fred


    3. Fill in the Blank. I would like to JUMP because I have a raging POGOSTICK because my mom gave me one.



    4. Question #4 No nose goes. /no nose I win

    neither both ????

    5. When will Mythonian experience rampancy?

    d) When a Korean pop star gains 1 billion views on youtube by dancing like a horse



    Current Standings 1 being the best

    21 BIASTOISED
    20 Purple Gamer 17
    19 L0l itz James
    18 Salvanous
    17 Flying Toasta
    16 Lloyd (WAT? should be at least in the top 10 )
    15 Al Capone
    14 Kcr33d
    13 Unlucky Num13er
    12 MoralBell
    11 Ronglar
    10 Kazuhlll
    9 Tyler
    8 Donkey
    7 Fuzzy
    6 Socialist Wolf
    5 Donkey
    4 Deadpool
    3 Gameheel
    2 Manderrs
    1 Ash

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    Re: Best Man Application

    1. Would you take a bullet for me?
    a) Yes
    (No specification listed on where. I'll take a bicep through and through so there is no major damage. I get a sick looking scar and chicks will dig the story of how we're such good friend I took one for you when we hit the bar and find your wife!)


    2. Who is the coolest person in the world
    a) Jackie Chan
    (I mean come on, the guy does his own stunts and is freaking hilarious. Rush Hour. Need I say more? Oh yes, War! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing!)


    3. Fill in the Blank. I would like to take an Advil extra strength because I have a raging headache because my mom gave me one.
    (Nice try bro, but my mom isn't very attractive. Now my buddies mom...)


    4. Question #4 No nose goes. /no nose I win
    (Seeing as there is no visual proof of a touched nose prior to me touching my nose, I must file for a rematch as per the official rules and regulations of the "No Nose Goes International Commission."


    5. When will Mythonian experience rampancy?
    b) When Skynet receives its next upgrade
    (This is obviously the correct answer. His smaller AI Minions will clone his Neural Net Processor and begin the process of creating an advanced biological based digital cortex program to create an army of horse-dancing Korean men led by Super-General Aunt Jamima the Third.

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    Re: Best Man Application

    1. Would you take a bullet for me?
    a) Yes, but because I watched the Matrix to much, I dodge bullets by reflex, and in slow motion. This should probably give you time to step out of the way as well. You're welcome.

    2. Who is the coolest person in the world
    None of the above, but only because Chuck Norris tied with Fred, thereby becoming presumably Fred's own best man, which is a perfect example that we, too, can follow.

    3. Fill in the Blank. I would like to go surfing in the Arctic because I have a raging Polar bear named Fred because my mom gave me one.



    4. Question #4 No nose goes. /no nose I win
    Only the nose knows


    5. When will Mythonian experience rampancy?
    I'll be uploading the relevant data shortly.


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    Re: Best Man Application

    Wootwoot top ten lol.

    1. Would you take a bullet for me?


    2. Who is the coolest person in the world
    d) A mutation of Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, and a Panda bear named Fred


    3. Fill in the Blank. I would like to eat all of the Pringles because I have a raging hunger for them because my mom gave me one.


    4. Question #4 No nose goes. /no nose I win

    5. When will Mythonian experience rampancy?
    d) When a Korean pop star gains 1 billion views on youtube by dancing like a horse

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    Re: Best Man Application

    manders for best man 2047.
    You want me to put a microphone in?
    No. Fuck you.
    Story behind me and not using microphones on XBL.
    • Original Xbox: The clip kept breaking when I am not rough. And wires.
    • Xbox 360: Fucking wires fuck up. Screw it. I am not using/buying another one.



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