Best Man Application

[Maxdoggy]

1. Would you take a bullet for me?
a) Yes
b) Yes but then put it in your own gun and shoot me
c) No because of yolo

2. Who is the coolest person in the world
a) Jackie Chan
b) Bruce Lee
c) Chuck Norris
d) A mutation of Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, and a Panda bear named Fred (Also, Jackie Chan is awesome.)
e) Ellen

3. Fill in the Blank. I would like to ___have a shootout with an Asian___ because I have a raging ___bull___ because my mom gave me one.



4. Question #4 No nose goes. /no nose I win
This seems like a Soviet Trap.


5. When will Mythonian experience rampancy?
a) 2030
b) When Skynet receives its next upgrade
c) What is rampancy?
d) When a Korean pop star gains 1 billion views on youtube by dancing like a horse
e) Aunt Jemima

[Blackhawk570]

Will process these applications soon.....

[MedeDust]

WTF. There's no way I would even need to apply.

[xXReiBearXx]

1. Would you take a bullet for me?
a)
b) Yes but then put it in your own gun and shoot me
c)

2. Who is the coolest person in the world
a)
b)
c)
d) A mutation of Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, and a Panda bear named Fred (Also, Jackie Chan is awesome.)
e)

3. Fill in the Blank. would like to spank you because I have a raging fist because my mom gave me one.




4. Question #4 No nose goes. /no nose I win
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5. When will Mythonian experience rampancy?
a)
b) When Skynet receives its next upgrade
c)
d)
e)

[Rise]

Just pick me cause im me.

[xXReiBearXx]

Just pick me cause im me.

No he is going to pick me because my penis is bigger than everyones!!

[Jam Cliché]

No he is going to pick me because my penis is bigger than everyones!!

Fake ones don't count, even if they can squirt.

[Rise]

No he is going to pick me because my penis is bigger than everyones!!

You wish!