Hey, I don't have asthma, I've got something I'm sure you'll find worse. It's a sense of humor, and it gets me into all sorts of odd situations. I'm sure you've heard of it? Don't feel bad if you don't have one, we all have flaws. Mine is an obsession with burning things to cinders if they annoy me. Progress reports, paper towels, houses, evidence, teachers, you name it. I could burn a bucket of water if you gave me some time.