Fuzzy, I challenge you to a 1v1 in the art of being a turtle. This will involve many turtle tasks only TRUE TURTLES can do. You think you are a turtle, but in reality you are not. Here are a few reasons why.

1. Turtles are not Fuzzy.
2. Fuck you.
3. I am a real turtle so I KNOW YOU ARE NOT A TURTLE.
11. I am pretty sure you live in Canada, and no turtles live in Canada.
69. No turtle is dumb enough to be a Field Marshal in REDD when they know CorbiN' The Boyz control REDD.
4. is dum.
6. I hate you and I don't hate turtles, therefore you are not a real turtle.
7. I have video of you getting your ass kicked by a turtle, and we all know turtles can't get their ass kicked because turtles are invincible.
8. You don't sound like a turtle.
9. People in Canada can't swim, so how could you be a turtle and not swim? #conspiracy
10. I am better than you.

So either you take my 1v1 turtle challenge, or you pussy out like a cat. And we all know turtles can beat the living fuck out of cats.