3 word story

[Guzzie]

melted marshmallow sludge

[Maxdoggy]

, which eventually formed

[MedeDust]

A large statue of

[Juggernaut9473]

Recanz being attacked

[Maxdoggy]

by Loco's pet

[Juggernaut9473]

Moose named Fluffy.

[Maxdoggy]

Loco's other pet,

[Juggernaut9473]

a red cow named

[Maxdoggy]

Andimion, that was

[Juggernaut9473]

busy installing aim-bot

[Gargoyle]

to impress Jenny

[Maxdoggy]

Craig, who was

[Juggernaut9473]

contemplating on how

[Maxdoggy]

the world ends.

[Lol its James]

The penguins are

[Choca Cola]

invading the Capital

[Maxdoggy]

of the PCC (Penis Command Center)

[Lol its James]

which are as

[Maxdoggy]

terrible as one

[DarkS1de Reborn]

big gigantic boob

[Juggernaut9473]

made out of

[Maxdoggy]

the flesh and


(Thank you for reviving this, Angel!)

[Juggernaut9473]

Blood of a wimpy

[Maxdoggy]

kid named Bob

[DarkS1de Reborn]

who had aids

(Can't let this thread die guys!!!!)

[Maxdoggy]

, which slowly, painfully

[DarkS1de Reborn]

became super aids

[Maxdoggy]

which manifested itself

[Juggernaut9473]

Into the clap.

[Nicholas Sapien]

Then fuzzy humped

[Maxdoggy]

a harmless turtle

[Lol its James]

with a penguin

[Nicholas Sapien]

that james didn't

[Maxdoggy]

know was there. <---

[Lol its James]

The bird jumped

[Nicholas Sapien]

into terramorhpous's lair

[Lol its James]

While dual wielding

[Juggernaut9473]

two deadly carrots.

[Maxdoggy]

These carrots were

[Choca Cola]

made of small

[Maxdoggy]

orange pebbles stolen

[Etherzy]

from my anus

[Maxdoggy]

. Eherzy's stolen pebbles

[Juggernaut9473]

Were stolen again

[Maxdoggy]

by the bandit

[Lol its James]

Named the wonderful

[Maxdoggy]

"ShootMeInThe Face" bandit of

[Lol its James]

the neutral army.

[ThatRussianBear]

This bandit was

[Juggernaut9473]

A "special" bandit.

[Lol its James]

He always wanted

[Maxdoggy]

to be able

[Juggernaut9473]

to count to

[Maxdoggy]

one million on a

[Rymt]

horse while eating

[Lol its James]

a Dorito. He

[Juggernaut9473]

then fell over

[Lol its James]

and hit a buffalo.

[ArchAngelLloyd]

Hysterically laughing they

[Etherzy]

boarded the spacecraft!

[Maxdoggy]

This spacecraft was

[DarkS1de Reborn]

shaped like a boob!

[MedeDust]

It even squirted

[Maxdoggy]

certain fluids from

[Juggernaut9473]

its nipple laser.

[IrelandWolf]

We were attacked

[MedeDust]

By the nipple

[Maxdoggy]

which was fueled

[Etherzy]

by women's juicy

[Maxdoggy]

, liquids flowing from

[Juggernaut9473]

a sour skittles generator,

[Maxdoggy]

which happened to

[Juggernaut9473]

fire juicy fruit.

[Maxdoggy]

This juicy fruit

[Etherzy]

had orgasmic properties

[Juggernaut9473]

that only worked

[Lol its James]

for the penguins.

[Maxdoggy]

These penguins were

[Etherzy]

just like Jesus

[Maxdoggy]

in that they

[Juggernaut9473]

could turn fish

[Maxdoggy]

into pieces of

[Etherzy]

gold-plated poo

[Juggernaut9473]

which he sold

[Etherzy]

for purple goo

[Juggernaut9473]

which gave him

[Maxdoggy]

the ability to

[Juggernaut9473]

become an amazing

[Maxdoggy]

spiderman who really

[Juggernaut9473]

was a pink pony.

[Maxdoggy]

This pink pony

[Juggernaut9473]

was a mic nazi



=P

[Maxdoggy]

who was named

[Juggernaut9473]

Ex Zen Mute

[Maxdoggy]

that liked to

[Juggernaut9473]

play with dolls

[Maxdoggy]

of large, hideous

[DarkS1de Reborn]

Humongous black dildos!

(QUIT MAKING ME REVIVE THIS SHIT!!! DON'T LET IT DIE ASSHATS!!!!! WOOOOO!!!!)

[Maxdoggy]

However, one day

[Juggernaut9473]

they were lost

[Maxdoggy]

in the woods

[Juggernaut9473]

because of a rabid

[Maxdoggy]

munkie who was

[Juggernaut9473]

pissed off because

[Maxdoggy]

of the increasing

[Juggernaut9473]

cost of bullets.

[Maxdoggy]

The price of

[Juggernaut9473]

said bullets were

[Maxdoggy]

approaching a number

[Juggernaut9473]

that far out-priced

[Maxdoggy]

a number of over

[Juggernaut9473]

the gun itself.

[Maxdoggy]

This gun was

[Juggernaut9473]

a turd sandwich

[Maxdoggy]

that was made

[Juggernaut9473]

by Mede Dust

[Maxdoggy]

was in fact

[Juggernaut9473]

made of uranium.

[Maxdoggy]

MedeDust was so

[Juggernaut9473]

deadly with farts

[Maxdoggy]

that he accidentally

[Juggernaut9473]

killed himself when

[Maxdoggy]

the fumes from

[Lol its James]

the toxic gas.

- - - Updated - - -

the toxic gas

[Silko]

turned into a(n)

[Maxdoggy]

magical leoplurodon called

[Juggernaut9473]

Shamalanga Ding Dong.

[Maxdoggy]

This leoplurodon was

[Juggernaut9473]

a huge pain

[Maxdoggy]

in the ass

[Juggernaut9473]

because he kept

[Maxdoggy]

killing MedeDust over

[Nicholas Sapien]

in to a

[Juggernaut9473]

pit of lava.

[Maxdoggy]

This lava was

[Juggernaut9473]

actually very cold

[DarkS1de Reborn]

and filled with

[Juggernaut9473]

vicious demon sharks.

[Maxdoggy]

These sharks were

[Juggernaut9473]

green in color

[Nicholas Sapien]

but red at

[Juggernaut9473]

their eyes. They

[Maxdoggy]

were dangerously close

[Juggernaut9473]

to obtaining nukes

[Maxdoggy]

that were from

[DarkS1de Reborn]

Billy Bob Thornton's

[Maxdoggy]

magical tour bus.

[Juggernaut9473]

Along with nukes

[Maxdoggy]

, the Soviets were

[Juggernaut9473]

planting peach trees

[Maxdoggy]

in their garden.

[Juggernaut9473]

Once irradiated, these

[Maxdoggy]

trees were able

[Juggernaut9473]

to make exploding

[Maxdoggy]

peaches which were

[Juggernaut9473]

used by Mudkipz

[Maxdoggy]

in order to

[Juggernaut9473]

retake their pizza

[Maxdoggy]

from the evil

[Juggernaut9473]

LocoCrazy, Cow King.

[Maxdoggy]

LocoCrazy would sing

[Juggernaut9473]

"I am cow"

[Maxdoggy]

over and over

[Juggernaut9473]

till you sang

[Maxdoggy]

a silly song

[Juggernaut9473]

in your sleep.

[Maxdoggy]

Then, the Soviets

[Juggernaut9473]

dug a hole

[Maxdoggy]

in the ground

[Juggernaut9473]

where they found

[Maxdoggy]

a secret tunnel

[Juggernaut9473]

that lead to

[Maxdoggy]

the opposite side

[Juggernaut9473]

of this thread. =P

[Maxdoggy]

Inevitably, this thread

[Juggernaut9473]

had only two

[Maxdoggy]

people commenting on

[Juggernaut9473]

it, so we

[Maxdoggy]

decided that if

[Juggernaut9473]

noone else posts

[Fuzzy]

Max and Jugg

[Juggernaut9473]

will kill it.

[Maxdoggy]

then we will

[Juggernaut9473]

burn it and

[Maxdoggy]

kill it with

[Juggernaut9473]

farts and rainbows.

[Choca Cola]

Afterwards, they would

[Lol its James]

get page 69

[Juggernaut9473]

a swift ass kicking

[DarkS1de Reborn]

in the taint

[Juggernaut9473]

that had caused

[Maxdoggy]

a severe outbreak of

[Juggernaut9473]

Explosive diarrhea. This

[Maxdoggy]

horrific outbreak crippled

[Juggernaut9473]

toilet communities everywhere.

[Maxdoggy]

Specifically, this outbreak

[GhostHammer]

contained numerous tampons

[Maxdoggy]

which were laced

[Juggernaut9473]

with bath salts

[DarkS1de Reborn]

and shattered glass

[Maxdoggy]

, so that whenever

[Juggernaut9473]

they were used

[GhostHammer]

the flow intensified

[DarkS1de Reborn]

and became zombies!!!

[Juggernaut9473]

After eating some

[Maxdoggy]

humans with their

[Juggernaut9473]

people eating utensils

[Maxdoggy]

, the zombies decided

[Juggernaut9473]

to go swimming.

[Maxdoggy]

While swimming, the

[Juggernaut9473]

Zombies were found

[Maxdoggy]

to be moving

[Juggernaut9473]

to a Burger King.

[Maxdoggy]

At Burger King,

[Juggernaut9473]

they ordered the

[Maxdoggy]

Baconator from Wendy's

[Juggernaut9473]

which is awesome

[Maxdoggy]

because as a result,

[Juggernaut9473]

it caused a reaction

[Maxdoggy]

that nearly destroyed

[Juggernaut9473]

all food everywhere.

[Maxdoggy]

"Food Everywhere" became

[Juggernaut9473]

a sitcom that starred

[Maxdoggy]

Epic Meal Time,

[Juggernaut9473]

who unfortunately died

[Maxdoggy]

in a freak accident

[Juggernaut9473]

with a bear trap

[Maxdoggy]

and a large ukelele.

[Juggernaut9473]

Now with nothing

[Maxdoggy]

this thread soon

[Juggernaut9473]

Will die off

[Maxdoggy]

because of the

[Juggernaut9473]

Lack of people

[Maxdoggy]

commenting and adding

[Juggernaut9473]

shit other than

[Graycochea]

shock and awe

[Maxdoggy]

spectacles into this

[DarkS1de Reborn]

random crappy potato

[Juggernaut9473]

of a topic.

[Graycochea]

For the glory

[Maxdoggy]

of the Detroit

[Graycochea]

Auto Show this

[Maxdoggy]

coming January so

[DarkS1de Reborn]

Everybody died slowly

[Juggernaut9473]

but very painfully.

[Maxdoggy]

After all the

[Juggernaut9473]

people were dead,

[Maxdoggy]

then the Soviets

[Juggernaut9473]

took a nap

[Maxdoggy]

because they had