View Full Version : 3 word story
Al Capone111
09-05-2012, 10:23 AM
Don't remember the last time we did this. Sure most of you know the rules.
But here they are:
1. Only three words per post
2. No back to back posting
3. 'A' does NOT count a words (ex. We went to a)
4. Only use periods and such when ending a sentence. May bold face it in hope to get people to see it.
5. May use members names in this story. Keep it clean and respectful people.
I'll start it off:
There once was a
Lol its James
09-05-2012, 10:26 AM
penguin that sat
Al Capone111
09-05-2012, 10:27 AM
because he was
Juggernaut9473
09-05-2012, 10:50 AM
tired of listening
DarkS1de Reborn
09-05-2012, 11:17 AM
to teh bewbies
zero_swat
09-05-2012, 11:34 AM
about a drunken monkey
VerbotenDonkey
09-05-2012, 11:56 AM
There once was a
You even started it off with 4 words. Fail.
Al Capone111
09-05-2012, 12:50 PM
who punched VerbotenDonkey
You even started it off with 4 words. Fail.
3. 'A' does NOT count a words (ex. We went to a)
Juggernaut9473
09-05-2012, 12:59 PM
who punched VerbotenDonkey
who then cried
Maxdoggy
09-05-2012, 01:41 PM
cried to his
Lol its James
09-05-2012, 01:44 PM
mommy and daddy
Juggernaut9473
09-05-2012, 01:50 PM
who didn't care
MedeDust
09-05-2012, 01:53 PM
Because he was
Mi Boys Dinner
09-05-2012, 02:36 PM
blood bending magic
manderrs
09-05-2012, 02:38 PM
but he also
DarkS1de Reborn
09-05-2012, 02:51 PM
licked manderrs face
Al Capone111
09-05-2012, 05:49 PM
.(period)
When hundreds of
(side note, i posted this from my 360)
Nicholas Sapien
09-05-2012, 06:46 PM
turtle humping ninjas(reference to fuzzy lol)
Maxdoggy
09-05-2012, 07:06 PM
decided to invade
MedeDust
09-05-2012, 07:46 PM
the lost city
DarkS1de Reborn
09-05-2012, 07:50 PM
Vagina Bewb Central
Al Capone111
09-05-2012, 07:58 PM
Vagina Bewb Central
which had cancer!
MedeDust
09-05-2012, 08:05 PM
Verbotendonkey then threw
VerbotenDonkey
09-05-2012, 08:06 PM
Mededust into a
Al Capone111
09-05-2012, 08:47 PM
strange blue liquid
Maxdoggy
09-05-2012, 09:53 PM
which turned out
Al Capone111
09-05-2012, 10:15 PM
To be red
, very light red.
Maxdoggy
09-05-2012, 10:16 PM
almost...lightish red.
It was donut.
(I mean the guy from RvB, just for the record)
Al Capone111
09-05-2012, 10:29 PM
(Is Donut the T-1000 now?)
Donut was very
Maxdoggy
09-06-2012, 07:44 AM
sad, kinda blue.
manderrs
09-06-2012, 08:29 AM
which was weird
Maxdoggy
09-06-2012, 10:40 AM
As Donut went
Juggernaut9473
09-06-2012, 11:05 AM
back home, he
Silko
09-06-2012, 11:15 AM
stumbled upon a(n)
Guzzie
09-06-2012, 11:23 AM
treasure chest full
Juggernaut9473
09-06-2012, 11:28 AM
of doughnuts. he
Maxdoggy
09-06-2012, 11:41 AM
then proceeded to
Silko
09-06-2012, 11:53 AM
take off his
SuRroundeD By 1
09-06-2012, 12:14 PM
shirt, then he
Guzzie
09-06-2012, 12:15 PM
rubbed them on
Al Capone111
09-06-2012, 01:13 PM
his "rifle barrel"
Al Capone111
09-06-2012, 01:42 PM
eat them. When
Mi Boys Dinner
09-06-2012, 01:45 PM
he got done,
(seriously guys, the last page was somewhat gross)
Al Capone111
09-06-2012, 01:51 PM
he called Dinner
Gargoyle
09-06-2012, 01:54 PM
and couldn't hold
Maxdoggy
09-06-2012, 03:28 PM
a straight face as
zero_swat
09-06-2012, 03:37 PM
Thousands of mutant
Maxdoggy
09-06-2012, 04:49 PM
Ninja Canadian Turtles
Juggernaut9473
09-06-2012, 05:00 PM
came out of
Maxdoggy
09-06-2012, 05:18 PM
Bear Rain's ass.
Fuzzy
09-06-2012, 05:19 PM
Which is sexy,
(Why am I always dragged into these stories?)
Silko
09-06-2012, 06:28 PM
but not as
MedeDust
09-06-2012, 07:01 PM
For Silko's pleasures. <--Period
Maxdoggy
09-06-2012, 07:03 PM
MedeDust can't comprehend
MedeDust
09-06-2012, 07:08 PM
Maxdoggy's stupid opinions,
Gargoyle
09-06-2012, 07:28 PM
so max grabbed
MedeDust
09-06-2012, 07:33 PM
a shark by the
zero_swat
09-06-2012, 08:07 PM
mother fuckin brain
Al Capone111
09-06-2012, 08:31 PM
and ate its
Maxdoggy
09-06-2012, 10:38 PM
heart out, effectively
MedeDust
09-06-2012, 10:40 PM
without any remorse.
Guzzie
09-06-2012, 10:45 PM
that life was
MedeDust
09-06-2012, 10:51 PM
Full of bunnies
MayoNugget
09-06-2012, 11:24 PM
of rabbit droppings. <-----period
Juggernaut9473
09-06-2012, 11:31 PM
He then went
Guzzie
09-06-2012, 11:32 PM
to the gynecologist
MedeDust
09-06-2012, 11:36 PM
Because he needed
Al Capone111
09-06-2012, 11:57 PM
some advice on
Guzzie
09-06-2012, 11:59 PM
whether or not
He was dying. (note the period)
MedeDust
09-07-2012, 12:09 AM
Guzzie then found
MayoNugget
09-07-2012, 12:47 AM
A french penguin
Silko
09-07-2012, 01:25 AM
to he then
MedeDust
09-07-2012, 01:43 AM
smashed his face
Guzzie
09-07-2012, 01:52 AM
against an iceberg
MedeDust
09-07-2012, 02:25 AM
Coda saw the
Silko
09-07-2012, 02:27 AM
The misguided patriotsfan
MedeDust
09-07-2012, 02:30 AM
laughing at silko
Silko
09-07-2012, 02:34 AM
Then started crying. Period
Al Capone111
09-07-2012, 02:36 AM
Trogdor showed up
MedeDust
09-07-2012, 02:44 AM
and ate Silko. <--Period
Silko
09-07-2012, 02:50 AM
Patriots lose superbowls. Period
Al Capone111
09-07-2012, 02:56 AM
Dinner couldn't get
Maxdoggy
09-07-2012, 07:34 AM
, ironically, any dinner,
Silko
09-07-2012, 11:39 AM
so he got
Gargoyle
09-07-2012, 11:46 AM
gigantic rubber thong
Maxdoggy
09-07-2012, 12:38 PM
which he used
Guzzie
09-07-2012, 12:42 PM
as a slingshot
Al Capone111
09-07-2012, 12:47 PM
to shoot his
Silko
09-07-2012, 02:29 PM
It turned him
Al Capone111
09-07-2012, 02:34 PM
into the muffinman
Silko
09-07-2012, 02:41 PM
So he could
Maxdoggy
09-07-2012, 03:01 PM
destroy the dreams
bazongaman502
09-07-2012, 03:25 PM
of every Raiders
Silko
09-07-2012, 03:29 PM
Talentless hopeless enemy. Period
Nice try Zonga
Maxdoggy
09-07-2012, 04:34 PM
Then, suddenly, a wild
Al Capone111
09-07-2012, 10:42 PM
eat all politicians!
Gargoyle
09-07-2012, 10:54 PM
Unfortnuatly for everyone
Maxdoggy
09-07-2012, 11:00 PM
a hungry, hungry hippo
Maxdoggy
09-07-2012, 11:11 PM
for example, the
Al Capone111
09-07-2012, 11:12 PM
extremely fat hippo
Maxdoggy
09-07-2012, 11:32 PM
would rampage on
Gargoyle
09-07-2012, 11:53 PM
,shitting on everything
Al Capone111
09-07-2012, 11:57 PM
especially on Gargoyle.
UnicornFetus
09-08-2012, 01:45 AM
Gargoyle fornicated with
Maxdoggy
09-08-2012, 09:03 AM
a giant mutant turtle
MedeDust
09-08-2012, 11:18 AM
With big hands
Maxdoggy
09-08-2012, 11:44 AM
who, therefore, had a
MedeDust
09-08-2012, 12:50 PM
He love playing
Silko
09-08-2012, 01:37 PM
With himself and
Mi Boys Dinner
09-08-2012, 05:18 PM
Xbox game console.
(Dat Dinner story is cool bro)
Juggernaut9473
09-08-2012, 06:56 PM
he then noticed
Guzzie
09-08-2012, 07:07 PM
that his phalanges
Gargoyle
09-08-2012, 07:13 PM
were larger than
Maxdoggy
09-08-2012, 08:18 PM
. As he traversed
Guzzie
09-08-2012, 08:51 PM
along the horizon
Nicholas Sapien
09-09-2012, 12:01 AM
Woman who can
Maxdoggy
09-09-2012, 12:03 AM
make magical potions.
purple gamer 17
09-09-2012, 12:46 AM
Under an umbrella
MayoNugget
09-09-2012, 01:13 AM
While dancing badly. (Period)
Silko
09-09-2012, 02:24 AM
She planned to
Maxdoggy
09-09-2012, 08:46 AM
take over the
Nicholas Sapien
09-09-2012, 09:48 AM
kitchen and make
Maxdoggy
09-09-2012, 10:17 AM
every male around
Nicholas Sapien
09-09-2012, 10:38 AM
feel small cause
Guzzie
09-09-2012, 02:33 PM
her gigantic sandwiches
Maxdoggy
09-09-2012, 03:22 PM
brought all the
Silko
09-09-2012, 05:02 PM
boys to the
UnicornFetus
09-09-2012, 05:09 PM
yard and ovaries. (period)
Maxdoggy
09-09-2012, 06:11 PM
"O RLY?", said
Guzzie
09-09-2012, 06:13 PM
the homeless wizard
WolfPack23
09-09-2012, 06:16 PM
As he stared
Silko
09-09-2012, 06:25 PM
At his massive
Guzzie
09-09-2012, 06:26 PM
wizard's staff. Then
Gargoyle
09-09-2012, 06:32 PM
he c-c-c-combo broke
Guzzie
09-09-2012, 06:37 PM
the guinness world
OPOC1L1PSE
09-09-2012, 06:37 PM
a gigantic flying urethra
Maxdoggy
09-10-2012, 02:24 PM
**Since you guys posted at the same time, this story now make no grammatical sense. Therefore, I will be continuing off of Guzzie's post "the guinness world"**
record for being
Maxdoggy
09-10-2012, 02:45 PM
, Harry Potter! Then,
OPOC1L1PSE
09-10-2012, 04:00 PM
Max ate a gigantic
MedeDust
09-10-2012, 04:04 PM
Corn dog at
xXReiBearXx
09-10-2012, 04:14 PM
Kentucky Fried Chicken
OPOC1L1PSE
09-10-2012, 04:21 PM
in a bathtub filled
Maxdoggy
09-10-2012, 04:50 PM
with only water. <----PERIOD
OPOC1L1PSE
09-10-2012, 05:19 PM
Then Reibear saw
Maxdoggy
09-10-2012, 05:22 PM
a magical leoplurodon next
OPOC1L1PSE
09-10-2012, 05:39 PM
to a gigantic, flaming
Guzzie
09-10-2012, 06:13 PM
dumpster filled with
golden OPOC1L1PSE statue. (PERIOD)
EDIT: Dang. Guzzie beat me to it. Although i'm sure OPOC1L1PSE would like mine better
OPOC1L1PSE
09-10-2012, 06:40 PM
golden OPOC1L1PSE statue. (PERIOD)
EDIT: Dang. Guzzie beat me to it. Although i'm sure OPOC1L1PSE would like mine better
*I choose you!*
The OPOC1L1PSE statue
Guzzie
09-10-2012, 06:44 PM
OPOC1L1PSE statue it is
golden OPOC1L1PSE statue. (PERIOD)
The statue cracked
MedeDust
09-10-2012, 07:00 PM
and fell over
Maxdoggy
09-10-2012, 08:12 PM
, spewing it's chocolate-y
Guzzie
09-10-2012, 08:24 PM
flavored filling. Before
OPOC1L1PSE died, he
(well, why else would someone get a statue? He died =P )
Nicholas Sapien
09-10-2012, 08:36 PM
gave max his
Maxdoggy
09-10-2012, 09:45 PM
one and only
MedeDust
09-10-2012, 09:53 PM
mop. Max used
Guzzie
09-10-2012, 10:08 PM
his swiffer jet
Maxdoggy
09-10-2012, 11:08 PM
to clean up
Lol its James
09-10-2012, 11:27 PM
the penguin blood,
Lol its James
09-11-2012, 06:08 AM
By [An] unknown force
Maxdoggy
09-11-2012, 07:31 AM
. This unknown force,
Silko
09-11-2012, 11:13 AM
was the Darkside
Guzzie
09-11-2012, 12:56 PM
Of Fuzzy's buttcheeks
Gargoyle
09-11-2012, 02:09 PM
Blessed with the
Maxdoggy
09-11-2012, 03:06 PM
innate ability to
Guzzie
09-11-2012, 04:36 PM
create torrential downpours
Juggernaut9473
09-11-2012, 04:44 PM
and he washed
Maxdoggy
09-11-2012, 04:57 PM
away the one
MedeDust
09-11-2012, 06:27 PM
want to let
Maxdoggy
09-11-2012, 07:21 PM
go. The thing
Guzzie
09-11-2012, 07:30 PM
precious kidney stone.
MedeDust
09-11-2012, 07:42 PM
Guzzie changed his
Lol its James
09-11-2012, 08:15 PM
name to Fuzzy :D
Maxdoggy
09-11-2012, 08:43 PM
copyright infringement lawsuit
MedeDust
09-11-2012, 08:54 PM
Provided by the
Reaper
09-11-2012, 10:14 PM
of the anti
MedeDust
09-11-2012, 10:45 PM
butter program. Thankfully,
Guzzie
09-11-2012, 10:46 PM
nothing out of
Lol its James
09-11-2012, 10:50 PM
Forunner Conflict was
Reaper
09-11-2012, 10:54 PM
erased. Now the
MedeDust
09-11-2012, 10:55 PM
Large hippo called
Guzzie
09-11-2012, 11:01 PM
George W Bush
Lol its James
09-11-2012, 11:04 PM
rules the penguin
Reaper
09-11-2012, 11:09 PM
Army of REDD
Vestige
09-11-2012, 11:09 PM
who usually has
Reaper
09-11-2012, 11:13 PM
a lonely life
Silko
09-12-2012, 04:14 AM
going to go off reapers post for it makes sense and is grammatically correct with the sentence.
because no one
Dr Gusta
09-12-2012, 06:02 AM
cared about him
Lol its James
09-12-2012, 07:02 AM
at all. The
Maxdoggy
09-12-2012, 08:37 AM
series of unfortunate
Reaper
09-12-2012, 10:41 AM
events caused by
Juggernaut9473
09-12-2012, 11:45 AM
Fuzzy's turtle shell
Reaper
09-12-2012, 12:21 PM
which made everyone
Silko
09-12-2012, 01:36 PM
want to wear
Guzzie
09-12-2012, 03:35 PM
pocket protectors. Once
DarkS1de Reborn
09-12-2012, 04:33 PM
they committed suicide
Maxdoggy
09-12-2012, 05:36 PM
. This mass suicide
Juggernaut9473
09-12-2012, 05:39 PM
was recorded by
Maxdoggy
09-12-2012, 06:55 PM
his great ability
Reaper
09-12-2012, 08:28 PM
to consider suicide
Guzzie
09-12-2012, 10:31 PM
regardless of everything
Maxdoggy
09-12-2012, 10:56 PM
that had previously
Lol its James
09-12-2012, 11:15 PM
happened in his
Maxdoggy
09-13-2012, 07:47 AM
now-soiled pants. <------
Reaper
09-13-2012, 11:04 AM
However, Because of
Silko
09-13-2012, 11:29 AM
his lack of
Reaper
09-13-2012, 12:22 PM
Sexual Appealing, Gargoyle
Guzzie
09-13-2012, 01:34 PM
endured plastic surgery.
Reaper
09-13-2012, 02:17 PM
Unfortunately, his surgery
Lol its James
09-13-2012, 03:13 PM
went terribly wrong,
Guzzie
09-13-2012, 03:23 PM
and left him
Maxdoggy
09-13-2012, 03:42 PM
permanently scarred on
Maxdoggy
09-13-2012, 05:40 PM
his now-deformed
Guzzie
09-13-2012, 06:11 PM
and oddly shaped
Lol its James
09-13-2012, 09:25 PM
monstrosity of a(n)
MayoNugget
09-13-2012, 10:33 PM
face. He then
Lol its James
09-13-2012, 10:48 PM
proceeded to drink
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