"Why Don't We Taxidermy People?"

[Coda]

The video above talks about getting people taxidermied, as well as other weird things that you can do to dead bodies. What are some funny, creative things you could do with your corpse? Would you get it taxidermied into a permanent high five position, so people can give you a high five forever? Would you want your ashes to be shot into space, so you can orbit earth? Buried on the moon?

Let's see what you guys can come up with


Death can be a very sensitive topic for some people. This thread is for entertainment. I don't mean to offend anyone.

[Maxdoggy]

I think we can start our discussion by blasting Fuzzy into space just for kicks and giggles. :P

[Fuzzy]

Rufff ruf, bark, arf, rawrrrr rawrrr, BARK BARK BARK BARK...

What is that Max, you want a treat?

[Maxdoggy]

What is that Max, you want a treat?

I can't hear you, I'm helping Bungie build their giant slingshot that will fling all of their enemies (and stupid people) into the Sun.

Also, on topic:

Ew. No.

[VerbotenDonkey]

You want the ball Max?! You want the ball?! Go get it, boy! Go get it!

[Maxdoggy]

You want the ball Max?! You want the ball?! Go get it, boy! Go get it!

...says the jackass of a futuristic world that does not exist who is always being ridden by a messed up hick from Texas...

[bazongaman502]

I can't hear you, I'm helping Bungie build their giant slingshot that will fling all of their enemies (and stupid people) into the Sun.

Also, on topic:

Ew. No.

I live next to BUNGIE.... your statement is a lie

[Maxdoggy]

I live next to BUNGIE.... your statement is a lie

They're building it in the Great White North where no one would ever suspect it. You got me!

[KazuhLLL]

I'm perfectly fine with my body being burned to a crisp when I'm dead. At that point I'll clearly no longer need it, lol. My girlfriend, on the other hand, likes the idea of being buried in a simple pine wooden coffin in the middle of a forest, with a sapling planted above her. That way the nutrients from her body will go toward helping a tree grow.

[VerbotenDonkey]

...says the jackass of a futuristic world that does not exist who is always being ridden by a messed up hick from Texas...

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