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    Thieves Arrested for Stealing 6 Million Pounds of Maple Syrup in Canada


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    Alright that does it. Saddle up my fellow Canadians. They will learn not to mess up our syrup!

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    Re: Thieves Arrested for Stealing 6 Million Pounds of Maple Syrup in Canada

    Oh they will feel the wrath of my hockey stick over this travesty...

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    I am already saddling up my moose for the assault. Would go a lot faster if he would stop picking fights with those weird metal things with wheels that trap people inside them. Those are some weird creatures.

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    Re: Thieves Arrested for Stealing 6 Million Pounds of Maple Syrup in Canada

    Hockey stick, and combat moose ready for the assault

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    Little did they know that the 6 million pounds of maple syrup was actually a decoy in order for the remaining five to go steal 7 million pounds of Tim Horton's.

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    Re: Thieves Arrested for Stealing 6 Million Pounds of Maple Syrup in Canada

    The lack of "eh"s in this thread is disturbing.
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    Re: Thieves Arrested for Stealing 6 Million Pounds of Maple Syrup in Canada

    Need my body armor made out of beaver pelts just in case...

    Okay I'm good.


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    Re: Thieves Arrested for Stealing 6 Million Pounds of Maple Syrup in Canada

    You know that Sgt Greg they were referencing in the article, yea that was me. I saved the Maple Syrup, I am Canada's hero!
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    Re: Thieves Arrested for Stealing 6 Million Pounds of Maple Syrup in Canada

    Quote Originally Posted by Fuzzy View Post
    You know that Sgt Greg they were referencing in the article, yea that was me. I saved the Maple Syrup, I am Canada's hero!
    Stop trying to take all the credit. We all know it was Captain Canuck who saved the day again!

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